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Oddjob: "...."
Bond: "S-so do you like it? Please. It cost me a fortune, and I'm realllly proud of it."
Oddjob: "...."
Bond: "Right."
*Bond makes his move, hitting the ball*
Bond: oh, Oddjob. Did you liked this one?
Oddjob: ...
Bond: Thank you, I know, that was a wordless ball.
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Another one:
*Bond prepares for his move*
Bond: ...ThunderBAAALL!!!
Bond - "Watch the birdie, you bastard!"
Goldfinger - "By the way, Mr. Bond- I own this club. Are you impressed?"
Bond - "I prefer the #1 driver, myself."
"I know I'm handshhome, but watch the ball not me."
"Thishhh mussht be a long par five. They're shhetting up lightshh for ushhh."
Okay that'll do.
I had a few good ones that involved Oddjob talking, but, y'know...
Here's another.
James Bond: "I haven't played in a while, so cut me some slack.
Auric: "If your ball heads off in the woods, then no, Mr. Bond, I expect you to play it where it lieeeees! Ooh, good line, good line, I'll have to use that soon."
That's fair enough. I'll do a revision.
Oddjob: "Eh....eh"
Translation: "I don't know which is more fascinating to stare at. Goldfinger's pants or Connery's only ball".
Now I just thought of a second one.
Oddjob: "Eh......ehhhhhhhhhhh"
Translation: "That reminds me, Goldfinger wanted me to clean his balls after we're done here".
Goldfinger: Oh, you'll have to forgive OddJob, Mr. Bond. He's not a very good caddy, but he knows all the moves to Oppa Gangnam Style
...... and the Ketchup song
Goldfinger: Mr. Bond, my balls are made of pure gold.
Bond: "Do you expect me to Eagle thish?"
Goldfinger: "No Mr Bond, I expect you to Double Bogie it."
Bond: "Shayy, Goldfinger, are your balls made of gold, too?"
Goldfinger: "Mr. Bond, don't get sexual with me!"
Bond: "I, I washn't, I was shhpeaking of your golf ballshhh."
From Turkey with Club
Tenfinger
Bunkerball
You Only Chip Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Backspin
Under Par Forever
Live and Let Bare Lie
The Man with the Golden Cut
The Spy Who Loved Golf
Greenraker
For Your Eyes Bogie /:)
Octobirdie
Fairway Never Again
A View to a Caddy
The Divot Daylights
Dog Licence to Kill
GoldenIron
Tomorrow Never Drives 8-X
The World is Not a Rough
Try Another Ace
Eagle Royale
Quantum of Slice
Skyfore!
Oddjob: "Unnh?"
Goldfinger: "....deal."
On to you, my dear @QBranch. =D>
As M said in Octopussy "I'm afraid there's not much to go on"
Er, "You know what I can do with my four fingers and a thumb"
(slinks off)
The whole point of a caption contest is to make the magnificent out of the ordinary.
Dan: "Yes, you heard right. That's FIVE more Bond films for me." :D
At the precise moment this picture is taken, Daniel is puzzled as to why Javier has a third leg.
"I've seen it five times, and even I think it's awesome."
"Barbara I'm knackered...but...I'll give...you.... your five."
"Pierce...Pierce....hang on. Slow down, you're going to hurt yourself...no wait.
The critics and fans love it mate. I'm sorry."
Well, I've seen Merlin, Sherlock, Dumbledore, Iron Man, and Doctor Who do this pose, so it must be popular!