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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    Skyfall sucks? Alright, talk to my hand.
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    X3MSonicX wrote:
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    EVA!..... YO EVA!!!!..... My little finger found some friends.......!


  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    "Reading your mind, reading your mind, aaaand...I'm not your favorite Bond? Bollocks."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,680
    Judging around this time tomorrow, folks! Get in while you can for the chance to win the prize of judging the next contest! Yes- WOW indeed!
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    "Talk to the hand cause BLOODY JAMES BOND'S FACE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR IT!"
  • TheBondFanTheBondFan
    edited December 2012 Posts: 822
    "Did you make another "Blond Bond" remark? Kill yourself!"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "Stop Barbara! No means no".
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Dan, answering a whiny critic: (Sung to the tune by The Supremes ..)

    "STOP ... in the name of Bond. Before I break your head.
    Think it ohhhhhhh-ohhhh-ver."
  • SJK91SJK91
    edited December 2012 Posts: 1,310
    Reporter: Mr. Craig, there's a rumor saying that ever since Skyfall has grossed 900 million dollars, you've been on an epic, weeklong, boozed out celebration! Is that true?

    Dan (drunk beyond reason): Now....you....wait a minute....what is this Sky-thing you're talking....wait....wait....stop the flashes....please....just give me a minute to question this man's answer.....
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Interviewer: "Dan, on a scale of 1 to 5, 5 being abysmal, how worthless are the Kardashians?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2012 Posts: 14,680
    I thought I'd slip in a few of my own captions before judging time.

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    "Discipline, Dan. Discipline. Mustn't grab Bérénice's breast."

    "Hold on- what do you mean you can see subliminal messages behind me saying Bond 24 will be Risico?"

    (Solitaire reads Bond's palm) - "I know who you are, what you are, and why you've come. You've made a mis- Wait, what's that? I lose my virginity to you?! Well, no point fighting fate. In fact- take me now, James!"

    "Do you see my 'over-developed' trigger finger, M? Well, the one next to it doesn't give a damn!"

    "Of course Vesper would never betray me. I know her like the back of my hhhey!- well would you look at that!"

    (Reporter) - "Mr. Craig! Mr. Craig! How many Kardashians did you really humiliate all at once?"
  • thelordflasheartthelordflasheart
    Posts: 1,370
    QBranch wrote:
    I thought I'd slip in a few of my own captions before judging time.

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    "Discipline, Dan. Discipline. Mustn't grab Bérénice's breast."

    "Hold on- what do you mean you can see subliminal messages behind me saying Bond 24 will be Risico?"

    (Solitaire reads Bond's palm) - "I know who you are, what you are, and why you've come. You've made a mis- Wait, what's that? I lose my virginity to you?! Well, no point fighting fate. In fact- take me now, James!"

    "Do you see my 'over-developed' trigger finger, M? Well, the one next to it doesn't give a damn!"

    "Of course Vesper would never betray me. I know her like the back of my hhhey!- well would you look at that!"

    (Reporter) - "Mr. Craig! Mr. Craig! How many Kardashians did you really humiliate all at once?"

    Outstanding, Q branch. Outstanding! :-)
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    The Force is strong with this one!

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  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    I have one for it, but don't think it's fully acceptable for a family forum, although there was nothing else I could think of to be truthful. Look at your own risk
    How many times did Rachel blow you off last night Mister Craig ?

    Apologies
  • TheBondFanTheBondFan
    Posts: 822
    Baltimore_007 wrote:
    I have one for it, but don't think it's fully acceptable for a family forum, although there was nothing else I could think of to be truthful. Look at your own risk
    How many times did Rachel blow you off last night Mister Craig ?

    Apologies

    =))
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Baltimore_007 wrote:
    I have one for it, but don't think it's fully acceptable for a family forum, although there was nothing else I could think of to be truthful. Look at your own risk
    How many times did Rachel blow you off last night Mister Craig ?

    Apologies

    No need to apologize! And it was 7, not 5. :))
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    X3MSonicX wrote:
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    Skyfall sucks? Alright, talk to my hand.

    After too much Romulan ale? Craig's Spock impression goes seriously tits up!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2012 Posts: 14,680
    Excellent entries here, ladies and gents! It's been over a week now, so I'll give it just 2 more hours before I announce the winners. :!!
    EDIT:

    Okay folks, once again it's time to reveal the winning captions. This was a difficult decision, as there were so many witty comments. All were great, however. Here are the top contenders:

    Honourable mentions go to:
    X3MSonicX wrote:
    Skyfall sucks? Alright, talk to my hand.
    ^Happily, I haven't needed to use this line yet!
    Kerim wrote:
    "Stop Barbara! No means no".
    ^It's funny 'cause it's true!
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Dan: "Yes, you heard right. That's FIVE more Bond films for me." :D
    ^Eight fingers crossed!
    Benny wrote:
    "I've seen it five times, and even I think it's awesome."
    ^Further proof that Dan the man has excellent taste!

    <font color=brown>3RD PLACE:</font>
    BondWillReturn wrote:
    EVA!..... YO EVA!!!!..... My little finger found some friends.......!
    ^Two thumbs up!... :-bd

    <font color=grey>2ND PLACE:</font>
    RogueAgent wrote:
    After too much Romulan ale? Craig's Spock impression goes seriously tits up!
    ^You only live long and prosper twice, @RogueAgent! ;)

    <font color=orange>1ST PLACE:</font>
    Creasy47 wrote:
    "Reading your mind, reading your mind, aaaand...I'm not your favorite Bond? Bollocks."
    ^Bollocks, indeed! You win this round, @Creasy47! =D> Over to you!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited December 2012 Posts: 41,011
    Thank you very much, @QBranch!

    With Silva and Bond fighting throughout SF, I thought there could be some good twists on this. Let me know if this has been used already. Good luck, ladies and gentlemen, and have fun:

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Dan and Javier: *Laughing*

    Dan: "You know that knee rub was completely unscripted."

    Javier: "Eh...Well, who says we can't have our little fun after a long day of shooting,
    hmmm?"

    Dan: "Nice of you to pick the day that Rachel was on set."

    Javier: "Ooh, what did she say to that?"

    Dan: "Every time we roll around in the sheets she asks me 'are you sure you don't want me to just call Javier?'

    Dan and Javier: *Laughing*
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, oh, man, that is rich. Let's get the entries rolling, everyone. I want to see what you all have.
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    Javier: 'You really told them you didn't like being James Bond?'
    Daniel: 'Ah, the media. They'll believe anything if you give them some booze'
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited December 2012 Posts: 2,629
    Daniel: "Um, Javier, we're not filming. You can stop caressing my legs now".

    Javier: "That's not me Dan. Say, where did Barbara go"?
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Javier: "I have heard in some tabloids that I influenced your sex life, Daniel. Do tell."

    Dan: "Well, it's a little personal, just between Rachel and I..."

    Javier: "Oh, come on. Tell me!"

    Dan: "Alright, alright, keep your knickers on. Okay, you see...Whenever Rachel and I foreplay I am the smooth secret agent and she is the sexy villainous trying to get me to rat out my country."

    Javier: "Oooooh, spicy."

    Dan: "That isn't even the best part. Whenever I'm a really naughty boy she rubs my knees to seduce it out of me, calling the trick "The Silva".

    Javier: "That's rich! It's much better than her doing "The Le Chiffre", right?"

    Dan: "She can be a ball buster, but not in that sense of the word."

    Javier and Dan (in unison): "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    Posts: 6,432
    To knee or not to knee. That is the awkward question.

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  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    Javier: Remember your reaction when Sam told you the cameras were rolling when we did that touchy scene?

    Craig: Oh, haha.. yea...
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    edited December 2012 Posts: 2,635
    Thanks for the honorable mention, @QBranch! :-bd
    ---
    Not a caption, but Javier's face reminds me of

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2012 Posts: 14,680
    Dan - "That scene wasn't awkward for you, was it, Javier?!" :))

    Javier - :)) "He he! No, not at all, Daniel! Now get your hand off my shoulder."

    Dan - "...but then I reached for the ejector seat button just as a joke- and accidentally pressed it for real!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Dan: "You know Javier, looking back, I kind of regret doing that damn knee touching scene."

    Javier: "Why, because it sent a bunch of imbecilic Bond fans into a rage over Bond possibly being gay?"

    Dan: "No, it's because I bloody well know some of those punk members on that MI6 Bond forum will be making fun of us a few months into the future."

    Javier: "Yeah, like that's ever going to happen!"
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    edited December 2012 Posts: 816
    fire_and_ice wrote:
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    Javier: Look at all those silly fans thinking we put the gunbarrel in the beginning again
    [/quote]

    Or

    Javier: Dan, I feel 4 fingers on my back, where did the little one go?

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