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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    Thank you very much, @QBranch!

    With Silva and Bond fighting throughout SF, I thought there could be some good twists on this. Let me know if this has been used already. Good luck, ladies and gentlemen, and have fun:

    DCJB_zpsc68cd845.jpg

    Wow Mr Bardem! Your ventrilaquist act is pretty awesome! But tell me? Why does he swear so much?
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    These are great, keep 'em coming, everyone!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Dan: "All these premieres are exhausting. My knees are aching."

    Javier: "Haha, that's what she said!"

    Dan: "Who? Your mother?"

    Javier: "What does my madre have to do with this?"

    Dan: "Well, you said it best: Mommy has been very, very, VERY bad." :>
  • karatemanchan37karatemanchan37
    Posts: 584
    "And in the end, the fans were still complaining about your hairstyle instead of mine!"
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
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    karatemanchan37 wrote:
    "And in the end, the fans were still complaining about your hairstyle instead of mine!"

    I think we have a winner ;)
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    Javier: So.... a wife swap, you up for it?
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    edited December 2012 Posts: 6,432

    DCJB_zpsc68cd845.jpg

    Craig: Gonna find my baby, gonna hold
    her tight
    Gonna grab some afternoon
    delight.

    Bardem: My motto's always been; when it's
    right, it's right.
    Why wait until the middle of a cold
    dark night.

    Craig and Bardem: When everything's a little clearer in
    the light of day.
    And you know the night is always
    gonna be there any way.

    Bardem: Skyfall rockets in flight.

    Craig: Afternoon
    delight.

    Craig and Bardem: Afternoon delight.

  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "Say Javier, you've heard of Rogering right. Let me introduce you to Craiging".
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    I'll be judging in the next few days. Get your entries in!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Creasy47 wrote:
    I'll be judging in the next few days. Get your entries in!

    So many knee jokes, so little time! ;)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,963
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    I'll be judging in the next few days. Get your entries in!

    So many knee jokes, so little time! ;)

    All this knee touching, It's exhauuusting.
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
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    Reporter: 'Daniel, could you tell me why you are wearing two layers of clothing in the summer?'
    Craig: 'Oh, normally I wouldn't, but Javier left a... spot.... on my shirt.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    One last entry:

    Javier:

    "Danny, do you like movies about gladiators"?

    "Danny, have you ever seen a grown man naked"?

    "Danny, have you ever been in a Turkish prison"?

    OK, you get the idea.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
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    Bump :)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Sorry it took so long to return; holiday season has kept me busy and I totally forgot about this. Since it was buried for the past few days, I'll judge at some point tomorrow. Any last entries?
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Dan: "You know what they say, Javier?"
    Javier: "What?"
    Dan: "A pat on the back is worth a dozen on the knees."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,963
    Judging time, ladies and gentlemen!

    Third Place:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Dan and Javier: *Laughing*

    Dan: "You know that knee rub was completely unscripted."

    Javier: "Eh...Well, who says we can't have our little fun after a long day of shooting,
    hmmm?"

    Dan: "Nice of you to pick the day that Rachel was on set."

    Javier: "Ooh, what did she say to that?"

    Dan: "Every time we roll around in the sheets she asks me 'are you sure you don't want me to just call Javier?'

    Dan and Javier: *Laughing*

    I imagined this conversation going from serious to comical in a matter of seconds.

    Second Place:
    BondWillReturn wrote:
    Reporter: 'Daniel, could you tell me why you are wearing two layers of clothing in the summer?'
    Craig: 'Oh, normally I wouldn't, but Javier left a... spot.... on my shirt.

    I wonder who ended up on top.

    First Place:
    Kerim wrote:
    Daniel: "Um, Javier, we're not filming. You can stop caressing my legs now".

    Javier: "That's not me Dan. Say, where did Barbara go"?

    Great work to all of the other contestants out there. Congratulations on the win, @Kerim, and the game is over to you, mate.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited December 2012 Posts: 2,629
    Thank you Creasy.

    Let's take a break from Skyfall and caption this classic photo of a bygone Bond.

    pierce-brosnan-1981.jpg

    Judging will take place some time next year.
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    Kerim wrote:
    Thank you Creasy.

    Let's take a break from Skyfall and caption this classic photo of a bygone Bond.

    pierce-brosnan-1981.jpg

    Judging will take place some time next year.

    Only remaining photograph of Pierce Brosnan's failed attempt to remake 'Magnum, PI' in Ireland. It would have been called Magnum, Pub Investigator'
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Just like the role of Bond before it, Pierce's bid to play Pablo Escobar in a made for TV movie during the early 90s simply wasn't in the stars.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,132
    Rumours of Brosnan losing the Bond role in 1986 because of his contract for Remmington Steele prove to be false.
    The real reason is he refused to lose the Magnum mo
  • thelordflasheartthelordflasheart
    Posts: 1,370
    "So Cubby thought that I wasn't manly enough to play Bond, hey? Okay...gold medallion, check. Shirt unbuttoned to show chest hair, check. Hmm, maybe I'll pop the collar to look more jaunty...don't want to scare them off be looking TOO tough and hard...okay, washed the mousse out of my hair, check. And finally, grew a moustache just like that other almost-Bond Burt Reynolds. Perfect! How can anyone look at me now and think that I'm NOT the perfect Bond?" And if that doesn't convince them wait until they see that my acting is a good as my fashion sense!"
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    "I mustache you a question, but i'm shaving it for later.
    Sean Connery about that picture"
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,132
    pierce-brosnan-1981.jpg

    Moments after this photo was taken, Pierce Brosnan was told if he wanted to play Bond, then the mo had to go.
    And so the infamous 'pain face' was born.

  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited December 2012 Posts: 40,963
    Brosnan: "Do you like my 'stache?"
    Photographer: "Uhh...no."
    Brosnan: "THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE WORKING HEREEEEEE!"

    OR

    "After years of planning out his look, Bond figured out how to infiltrate the lair of his most sinister nemesis: a porn shoot of Ron Jeremy."
  • BondWillReturnBondWillReturn
    Posts: 816
    Benny wrote:
    pierce-brosnan-1981.jpg

    Brosnan: Who drew that moustache on my profile picture?
    fire_and_ice wrote:
    DCJB_zpsc68cd845.jpg

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Pierce: I combed this baby all night long, and I can assure you: The carpet does in fact match the drapes.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Pierce: I combed this baby all night long, and I can assure you: The carpet does in fact match the drapes.

    Wonderful mental image. Thank you, Brady!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Creasy47 wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Pierce: I combed this baby all night long, and I can assure you: The carpet does in fact match the drapes.

    Wonderful mental image. Thank you, Brady!

    Don't thank me, thank Pierce. He always rises to any occasion. :>
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,963
    "The name's Bod. Hairy Bod."
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