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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,568
    Gee, what a pleasant surprise! Thank you, Benny. I struggled to come up with something good for that round, and thought there were other captions worth claiming the title- but I'll happily accept the honour :D

    @Samuel001 (perhaps jokingly) suggested a certain photo from <a href="http://www.mi6community.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6749/dalton-and-lazenby-attend-britweek-in-la#Item_23">this discussion</a> be captioned, and I agree:
    Samuel001 wrote:
    jbbr_britweek2013_gl01.jpg
    This picture is going in our caption thread.

    Thank you God!..errr, I mean Marketto.
    If you folks don't mind, I've also included @Dimi and @Bain's captions from that thread to get the ball rolling. Judging in one week.
    DarthDimi wrote:
    "I'm here, Blofeld! Bring it."
    BAIN123 wrote:
    DarthDimi wrote:
    "I'm here, Blofeld! Brosnan! Bring it."
    ;)

    "Common ladies...I'm still available for a Secret Service"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited April 2013 Posts: 28,694
    "After hours of shouting and hand gesturing in a mad attempt to attract crowds, George finally realized why nobody took notice of him: he was at the wrong event. AussieWeek was a month and a half away, to his chagrin."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited April 2013 Posts: 16,351
    George: I want to make it clear...Nobody better eat garlic around me, ya here! This never happened to the other fella!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited April 2013 Posts: 12,480
    "Come one, come all! To the greatest show of all: It's Lazenby Time! And I've got All The Time In The World for you, Ladies!"

    offstage, sounds like Brosnan: "Hammer-time, it ain't."

    offstage, sounds like Moore: "He's grown so much more ... comfortable ... in the role over the years, hasn't he?"

    offstage, sounds like Craig: "Yes. Considerably."

    offstage, sounds like Dalton: "Only one film, Laz: ONE. Don't you want to know why?"

    Connery walks up and says nothing - just gives Lazenby the face palm and walks on ... still moving like a panther.

  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    After all these years, Lazenby still wonders why he was never taken as seriously as Connery.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited April 2013 Posts: 13,978
    "Here me now... I am King George."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    QBranch wrote:
    Gee, what a pleasant surprise! Thank you, Benny. I struggled to come up with something good for that round, and thought there were other captions worth claiming the title- but I'll happily accept the honour :D

    @Samuel001 (perhaps jokingly) suggested a certain photo from <a href="http://www.mi6community.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6749/dalton-and-lazenby-attend-britweek-in-la#Item_23">this discussion</a> be captioned, and I agree:
    Samuel001 wrote:
    jbbr_britweek2013_gl01.jpg
    This picture is going in our caption thread.

    Thank you God!..errr, I mean Marketto.
    If you folks don't mind, I've also included @Dimi and @Bain's captions from that thread to get the ball rolling. Judging in one week.
    DarthDimi wrote:
    "I'm here, Blofeld! Bring it."
    BAIN123 wrote:
    DarthDimi wrote:
    "I'm here, Blofeld! Brosnan! Bring it."
    ;)

    "Common ladies...I'm still available for a Secret Service"

    Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Gangnam style!!! B-)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "At his age, all this running about had made George feel a slight stiffness coming on, only this time it was his back that was going numb."
  • karatemanchan37karatemanchan37
    Posts: 584
    Joke's on you, I'm Australian!
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    I'VE GOT THE CAR, I'VE GOT THE B17CH35!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,568
    Judging in a couple of days, folks. Some great entries here, but could do with a few more. Get your captions in while you can!

    :!!
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,133
    QBranch wrote:
    jbbr_britweek2013_gl01.jpg
    This picture is going in our caption thread.

    "Hey I'm over here...hello...former James Bond...this never happens to the other fellas."

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    George: "BritWeek? I thought it said TitWeek. Damn cataracts! Somebody, anybody, please give me the name of your oculist!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,568
    Judging time once again, folks. Not many captions this time around- however, all were excellent. Here are the honourable mentions:
    karatemanchan37 wrote:
    Joke's on you, I'm Australian!
    MajorDSmythe wrote:
    "Here me now... I am King George."
    DarthDimi wrote:
    "I'm here, Blofeld! Bring it."
    And now for the finalists:

    <font color=brown>3RD PLACE:</font>
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    George: "BritWeek? I thought it said TitWeek. Damn cataracts! Somebody, anybody, please give me the name of your oculist!"
    <font color=silver>2ND PLACE:</font>
    BAIN123 wrote:
    "Common ladies...I'm still available for a Secret Service"
    <font color=orange>1ST PLACE:</font>
    Murdock wrote:
    George: I want to make it clear...Nobody better eat garlic around me, ya here! This never happened to the other fella!
    Congratulations, @Murdock! Nice reference to Lazzer's garlic incident. Over to you!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Congratulations, @Murdock! This picture produced some very hearty laughs from me; well done to all involved.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited May 2013 Posts: 16,351
    Wow thank you. :) This is a first, now...time to try and out do this.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited May 2013 Posts: 28,694
    @Murdock, I know for a fact that this photo has been used before. We can always have another run at it though, if you wish.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited May 2013 Posts: 16,351
    Okay! Here's my contribution. :)
    After_The_Sunset_13898_Medium.jpg
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Murdock wrote:
    Okay! Here's my contribution. :)
    After_The_Sunset_13898_Medium.jpg

    No way is he gonna be my Bond love interest!!!!! [-(
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Pierce: "Okay we know politics makes strange bedfellows, but what casting agent came up with this?!"

    Woody: "Wasn't my agent, I know that! And would you please stop eating garlic crackers in bed, Pierce?"

    Pierce: "As soon as you remove your foot from my thigh, Woody."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited May 2013 Posts: 28,694
    After a night of passionate lovemaking, Pierce finally found out why they called Mr. Harrelson "Woody." :>
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    Oh goodness I can see this is going to be a hilarious round. =))
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited May 2013 Posts: 12,480
    As the lights come on, and the girls have just left, giggling ...

    Woody: "Did you get what Selma was doing just then? Man, that was different!"

    Pierce: "Oh, I got the thrust of it." (secret smile)
  • MrBondMrBond Station S
    edited May 2013 Posts: 2,044
    After all the ideas that Mr. Tamahori came up with during the shooting of DAD. And this wasn't even the worst.


    During the shooting of this, Mr Brosnan wished he was on the set of DAD
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,967
    Pierce: "You kidding me? Halle Berry? Why can't Woody be my Bond girl? He's a much better actor!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Pierce: "You kidding me? Halle Berry? Why can't Woody be my Bond girl? He's a much better actor!"

    @Creasy47, now I am picturing Woody coming out of the ocean. =))
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,967
    @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, you and I both. Exact same body as Halle's, only it's Woody's face. Now there's a visual for ya.
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    Brosnan: Okay, who set this up? This is supposed to be a PRIVATE room!!

    Woody: Oh, Brosnan. You could wear a Bra.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,967
    Woody: "You think this is crazy? You should see what is concealed at the bottom of this glass."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Pierce: "Was it good for you?"
    Woody: "It would've been a hell of a lot better if Keely didn't watch."
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