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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    What an asinine thing to say 8-|
  • BigGayIslandBigGayIsland Banned
    edited August 2013 Posts: 56
    I for one am DYING over here!! :))

    Don't get all high and mighty with me as if the joke didn't cross your mind umpteen million times
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,270
    Baltimore_007 wrote:
    What an asinine thing to say 8-|

    Indeed. Not very nice.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,270
    BigGayIsland wrote:
    I for one am DYING over here!! :))

    Don't get all high and mighty with me as if the joke didn't cross your mind umpteen million times

    It didn't, funny enough.
  • BigGayIslandBigGayIsland Banned
    edited August 2013 Posts: 56
    Did not mean to offend

    I have removed the joke. Carry on folks.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,270
    BigGayIsland wrote:
    Did not mean to offend

    I have removed the joke. Carry on folks.

    Good. It seems you do have a reverse gear after all. You're learning.
  • BigGayIslandBigGayIsland Banned
    edited August 2013 Posts: 56
    I'm very sorry Dragonpol but are you a mod??

    http://mi6community.com/index.php?p=/discussion/3282

    NO! And your post count gives you no authority over me so please stop breathing down my neck.

    You've spammed more in the last day than both of us combined yet I see no one giving YOU the tickle you deserve!! So please stop acting like my babysitter. I will find my own way! In the meantime please stop posting as you are seriously crapping my style!!

    Let's try this again

    dec-10-roger-moore__big.jpg

    *points at his watch*

    "Is it time for Bond to retire?"

    "Not on MY watch!!" :))
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    Reporter: "Excuse me, Mr. Moore! Rolex?"
    Moore: "Omega!"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,270
    BigGayIsland wrote:
    I'm very sorry Dragonpol but are you a mod??

    http://mi6community.com/index.php?p=/discussion/3282

    NO! And your post count gives you no authority over me so please stop breathing down my neck.

    You've spammed more in the last day than both of us combined yet I see no one giving YOU the tickle you deserve!! So please quit acting like my babysitter. I will find my own way! In the meantime please stop posting as you are seriously crapping my style!!

    Let's try this again

    dec-10-roger-moore__big.jpg

    *points at his watch*

    "Is it time for Bond to retire?"

    "Not on MY watch!!" :))

    Sorry if I patronised you, but your response does seem a little unjustified.
  • BigGayIslandBigGayIsland Banned
    edited August 2013 Posts: 56
    Not to worry folks Dragonpol and I have buried the hatchet elsewhere!! ;))

    Now then?

    dec-10-roger-moore__big.jpg

    *points at his watch*

    "Time to face destiny? Time to face gravity!" :))

    *he knocks the guy over!!* :))

    "THAT'S what you get for not having a minute for gay rights!" :))
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,270
    Yes, hatchet is buried, @BigGayIsland. :)
  • MrBondMrBond Station S
    Posts: 2,044
    "Roger Moore described his look on the face during the sex scene with May Day."
    His Comment was that it was an eye opener for him...
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Yes, hatchet is buried, @BigGayIsland. :)

    He's the one buried now. >:)
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Yes, hatchet is buried, @BigGayIsland. :)

    He's the one buried now. >:)
    Here Here! :)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,568
    Great work, everyone (including mods ;) ). Let's see some more of those witty captions!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited August 2013 Posts: 12,480
    You bet I'm old now - this is a Timex, not a Rolex or an Omega - and it's still ticking!
    So am I - ha ha! ;)

    (anyone besides me remember the old commercials?)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    dec-10-roger-moore__big.jpg

    Have you ever seen my Bruce Forsythe impression?; "Good game, good game"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2013 Posts: 14,568
    Roger says: "Judging in 24 hours, folks. Get your entries in while you can." :!! ;)
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Man on scene - "We've just had a call from a Mr Moore, saying they've 'put the wrong one' in Madame Tussauds", - "move that thing to the side"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2013 Posts: 14,568
    Well, it's that time again folks! Judging was quite difficult this time.

    Great captions all around- well done to everyone who participated.

    Just missing the finals:
    MrBond wrote:
    "Roger Moore described his look on the face during the sex scene with May Day."
    His Comment was that it was an eye opener for him...
    RogueAgent wrote:
    My god this Botox isn't all it's cracked up to be!
    Two great captions from The Major:
    MajorDSmythe wrote:
    Rog: "Must dash, Countdown is on in 5 minutes.... phwoar, that Rachel Riley."
    MajorDSmythe wrote:
    Rog tries the the latest Bond gadget, an invisible briefcase.
    Troll or not, this was actually pretty good:
    BigGayIsland wrote:
    *points at his watch*

    "Is it time for Bond to retire?"

    "Not on MY watch!!" :))
    The Finalists:

    <font color=brown>3RD PLACE</font>
    Points awarded to @Saunders for including the background in his caption:
    saunders wrote:
    "Honestly officer, this isn't my huge cannabis plant...I was just looking after it for Tony Curtis"

    <font color=grey>2ND PLACE</font>
    Two funny captions from @Baltimore:
    Baltimore_007 wrote:
    Moore - "I've just noticed I haven't wound up my watch in 28 years. Am I still on for the next Bond release ?"
    Baltimore_007 wrote:
    Man on scene - "We've just had a call from a Mr Moore, saying they've 'put the wrong one' in Madame Tussauds", - "move that thing to the side"

    <font color=orange>1ST PLACE</font>
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Is it safe to go round there or is Bibi Dahl still there? You'd think after three restraining orders and a court injunction she'd have got the message!
    Indeed, Moore's sheer magnetism is a force to be reckoned with.

    Congratulations, @Dragonpol! Now, you choose a picture, and I'll buy you an ice cream ;)

    icecream.gif
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited August 2013 Posts: 18,270
    Thank you for selecting me as winner, @QBranch. Much appreciated. So here is my new picture starring Timothy Dalton, as he has been absent of late in this thread:

    chuck-4x7.jpg

    Now, where's my ice cream?!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    "'Wolf in sheep's clothing', they said. I had to kill two of the bastards just to make this cardigan!"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited August 2013 Posts: 12,480
    Bond: I don't know, Q, I think putting the secret tiny laser gun inside the lamb's stomach is a bit much. And no, I don't think I can time the "end result" to make this any sort of practical gadget!

    Q: But it's so inconspicous on Blofeld's ranch! Nobody would guess!

    Bond: And that's the kind of thinking you do when working in your pajamas too much, lad ... just get me my palm-print gun and go back to headquarters, please!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "After the acting world in which he gained his fame turned its back coldly upon him, Timothy Dalton left the glitz and glam of Hollywood for the quiet countrysides of England. While he made massive profits by selling sheep wool in surrounding towns and villages, he ultimately had to exchange his double-o status for a licence to shear, a bit of a downgrade to say the least."
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    Chuck! Loved that show, and Timothy Dalton's role in it.

    "Dalton's northern accent may show up a few times in Licence to Kill, but this screen capture from an early rehearsal of his sadly never released third movie shows that they were willing to show far more of his northern tendencies in his future Bond movies."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Things haven't changed much since my Bond days. I'm still surrounded by Baaaadies"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited August 2013 Posts: 13,978
    Dalton: "I was born in Wales, so don't even think about making sheep jokes."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2013 Posts: 14,568
    Farmer: "So, will I slaughter that one for you, Mr. Dalton?"

    Dalton: "Oh no, this little one here is coming home with me. You could say she'll live to...
    die another day. :)) Or... she only lives twice. :)) Get it?"

    Farmer: ...

    Dalton: *sigh* "My jokes are wasted on ewe."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited August 2013 Posts: 12,480
    still laughing ... so shamelessly following in QBranch's wake:

    Dalton: "Not funny telling me I had to kill this adorable lamb with my bare hands to get at the Atac! Besides mixing up your story lines, you just scared the living daylights out of me, Q!"

    "Heh heh. I am so good."

    "Especially when you're being baaaaaaaaaa-aad, eh? Give me a break."

    "Brave new world, remember?"

    "Ewe just don't know when to quit, Q."

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2013 Posts: 14,568
    Dalton: "Awww, look at the cute little lamb!"

    Farmer: "Don't let her pull the wool over your eyes. Missy may look cute, but she can really get on your goat."

    Dalton: "There's no secret, really. I just read the novels to help me give a more accurate portrayal of Fleming's Bond."

    Farmer: "Well, I'm really digging what you've brought to the role so far, Tim. Put it this way- if your tenure is over in two shakes of a lambs tail, I'll sell the farm."
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