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"Lazenby really has been whiny ever since I took over as James Bond. He won't even drink by himself anymore, I have to help him with a bottle. Poor thing."
Goldpiglet
Thunderpork
You Only Oink Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Sirloin
Pig and Let Die
The Ham with the Golden Gun
The Spy Who Loved Meat
Moonbacon
For Boar Eyes Only
Hogtopussy
Licence to Squeal
GoldenHoof
SWINE
Quantum of Sowless
Styfall
Oh these are great!
=)) You are killing me ... ! Seriously, most of these are extremely punny. I had to bold some, but they are all good.
And this is a great photo, but I am coming up blank still ... okay, to start with:
Meanwhile, in her Majesty's Secret Sausage Factory, Bond's conversion to being a vegetarian was playing havoc with his carefully planned disguise.
Roger: "Quick, give me the bottle!"
His biggest fear was that his wife would find out his new pet was actually his love child with Miss Piggy. He deeply regretted setting his feet on The Muppet Show.
Walken took him at his word and promptly presented him with the piglet on set the next day. "A pig, Roger ...?" Grace asked. "Don't ask, dear" Roger replied.
"Nehru jacket?" Grace continued. "Never mind that either." Grace Jones finished her work on AVTAK believing that Roger suffered from multiple personalities.
...I love that film. It's one of my biggest guilty pleasures.
Here's another:
Roger: "When they told me they were going to pay me $5,000 to feed a pig, I thought Goldfinger was in town. Who knew they were being literal?"
John: "Roger, and I mean this with the greatest possible adoration, but what the bloody hell is wrong with you, mate?! The on set antics, the pranks, it's all gotta stop. The streaking on the set of For Your Eyes Only was more that indecent, and I didn't really need to see your tattoo down there, I assure you, but I stuck with you. The constant late day to set pissed me off, but I could take it all. I think even you would agree that the strip poker games during the filming of Octopussy were a bit too much, but you kept your knickers on and didn't play while children were around, so I'll at least give you that. But this? This is taking it too bloody far. I'll say this one time and one time only: I want that pig off my bloody set!!!"
[Brief silence]
Roger [with eyebrow visibly raised]: "John, I completely understand your objections, and I truly do apologize, honestly, but...
...do you really have to call Grace here a pig?"
We're all so very...piggish, aren't we? :@)
Roger: "Three measures of Gordon's gin, one of vodka, half of Kina Lillet. Kina Lillet, which is not Vermouth, shaken well until it is ice-cold, then served with a large thin slice of bacon peel."
Piglet: "That's impress- Wait! What was that last bit?"
Roger: "Gotcha!"