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Oinkfinger
I'm just quoting this so others can see it on the next page without going back to the last.
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to squeal!"
"Maybe I should've got a cat. My piggy isn't giving off an evil vibe"
Tanaka: "Yes, Bond-san?"
Bond: "While you did provide me with a remarkably accurate description of my cover wife, you also said that she would be serving me."
Tanaka: "Rule number three: in Japan, men come first, women come second- unless of course your wife is an actual pig and cannot feed herself- in which case pig comes first."
Bond: "That'll do, Pig. That'll do" as he stuffs the bottle in his snout to shut him up.
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Pig: "When are you gonna let me start drinking something stronger than milk?"
Bond: "When pigs fly."
Bond: "Pigs! Nehru jackets! Milk! There must be another way!"
Bond: "...A farm-wide agricultural meltdown. And all so mad little Alec can settle a score with the farm 50 years on."
Alec: "Please, James. Spare me the Freud. I might as well ask you if all the vodka milktinis ever silence the bleats of all the pigs you've weaned."
"I can see why when they said I'd get paid for this that it wasn't BS as I'd assumed."
Fifth Place - @Thunderfinger
His biggest fear was that his wife would find out his new pet was actually his love child with Miss Piggy. He deeply regretted setting his feet on The Muppet Show.
Fourth Place - @Galore
Among many of the rare items found in Roger's attic, was this publicity still of his failed audition for Babe.
Third Place - @Brady
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to squeal!"
Second Place - @QBranch
From Rasher with Love
Goldpiglet
Thunderpork
You Only Oink Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Sirloin
Pig and Let Die
The Ham with the Golden Gun
The Spy Who Loved Meat
Moonbacon
For Boar Eyes Only
Hogtopussy
Licence to Squeal
GoldenHoof
SWINE
Quantum of Sowless
Styfall
First place and winner for this round - @QBranch
Alec: "In 16 minutes and 43... no, 42 seconds, Arthur Hoggett's property will re-enter the Stone Age."
Bond: "...A farm-wide agricultural meltdown. And all so mad little Alec can settle a score with the farm 50 years on."
Alec: "Please, James. Spare me the Freud. I might as well ask you if all the vodka milktinis ever silence the bleats of all the pigs you've weaned."
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Well done to all participants in making this such a fine last round
Girl : "DANIEL...CRAIG....WOOOOOO."
Brosnan : "I don't need this sh*t."