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During the filming of The Living Daylights, Dalton managed to catch up to a speeding Land Rover, thanks to the energy boost from his supersize coffee thermos.
Dalton: "What did that lovely Japanese schoolgirl just strap to my back, Rog?"
Moore: "You really don't want to know. Look, I've got Sean on the phone. He's been here before, maybe he'll know what we should do ... Let me get his advice ..."
Dalton: "Hurry up ... and say, that sumo wrestler seems to be heading your way with a ... a live octopus and - ohmygod, is that a cannon those two geishas are wheeling out next to you?!"
Moore (unflappable to the end), "Hmmm. Sean said the press even followed him into the toilet when he was here and all he can say is 'good luck, laddies!' Great. I rather think it's time to exit, Tim ..."
They look each other in the eye, then both at the exact same time sprint for the nearest window. Even while knowing they are several stories up in an elegant Japanese hotel, they know what to do. After all, they were Bond, James Bond. There was no hesitation. They finish their sprint with a jump and go feet first, crashing through the window, to the gasps of the crowd. Dalton and Moore grab the nearest curtain as they make their leap for freedom. The curtains rip slowly, giving this intrepid pair time to get their bearings. They dangle for about 3 seconds then let go ... right into the steaming portable hot tub that was being wheeled towards the lobby entrance by a team of ninjas.
Moore (as they climb out and hail a taxi, both wet but glad to be alive): "Excellent reflexes as ever, Tim."
Dalton: "Backatcha, Rog. You know, it's just like that new Moneypenny said ...'" (pregnant pause)
Moore (in his most elegant drawl) "... which was ...?"
Dalton (smiling at Moore as he unstraps the rocket and tosses it out the taxi window);
"Old dog. New tricks." They both chuckle as the taxi races to the airport.
Epilogue: The game show's first episode was a smash hit - but sadly, nothing could compete with that debut, and it was cancelled a few months later.
Where is that moonlight trail that leads to your side?
Just like Timothy Dalton jetpacks in search of his dream of gold,
I search for love, for someone to have and hold,
I've seen your smile in a thousand dreams,
Felt your touch and it always seems,
You love me,
You love me.
Where are you? When will we meet?
Take my unfinished life and make it complete
Just like Timothy Dalton knows
His fuel will deplete someday
I know that you are only a kiss away
I've seen your smile in a thousand dreams,
Felt your touch and it always seems,
You love me,
You love me.
3rd place:
2nd place:
And the winner is?!!!
1st place:
Congratulations WillyGalore! With the recent long running saga that is Eon and McClory finally coming to an end? This did make me laugh a lot!
EDIT: Thanks to @QBranch for pointing this one out. I think this round deserves a second photo
How about:
The previously untold story of why DAF ended up being Sean's last film for the franchise (and what might have been) ~
After Diamonds Are Forever, Cubby lassoed Sean one more time, saying he had a tantalizing new storyline for the very next Bond film. So they met at Cubby's home. Sean had heard rumors that his new Bond girl's acting was rather "wooden" - but when he found out that Cubby had meant that literally, he was more than a little perplexed.
Cubby was the only one that was enthusiastic: "She's actually a petrified goddess from ancient Egypt, Sean. Adds a little mystery, no? Go on, give her a kiss!"
Sean: "You give her a kissshhh, Cubby. This is all a bit too, er ... shtiff ... for me."
Cubby: "Stiffness has never been a problem for you before, Sean."
Sean promptly hit Cubby over the head with the sculpture, which broke in two, and Cubby ended up needing an ambulance. Sean just stalked off muttering, "Never again!"
Standing so close to a statue around Oddjob was something Bond wood soon regret.
:D
OR
"Mr. Connery, it looks like you have some pretty big wood there!"
"Huh? What are you shaying?"
Sean: "What ish it, my darling?"
Female Interviewer [pointing in his direction]: "What exactly is that there?"
Sean: "Oh, thish? Well, thish here ish my long and hard morning wood, and the other ish thish wooden shtatue I just received from the folksh in the Carpentersh' Guild of Shcotland. Care to help polish one of them off backshtage?"
Sean: "Thank you, I jusht woke up."
Reporter: "Oh...n-no, I was speaking of th-"
Sean: "Now now, meet me in the reshtroom in five, before I change my mind, shweetie."
Pic 1: Alas poor Yorrick? I knew him well!
Pic 2: Did I really say that? Wow? Now I feel like you look ya P***K!!!!! =))
Connery (thinking to himself): I'm not taking this bloody thing anywhere. Not even back home.