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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Daniel-Craig-Funny-Googles-Graphic.jpg

    "Beautiful! Ray-Ban?"
    "Dolce Gabanna."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited December 2013 Posts: 18,343
    Man on left: "I'm Elton effin' John! Are you Elton John? No, exactly! You're Hunter S. Thompson! That's not my bag!"
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Introducing the new eye wear collection from Tom Ford inspired by Dame Edna Everage !.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2013 Posts: 28,694
    It took super magnified glasses for Daniel to be able to read the fine print on the Bond contract he had signed all those years ago, stipulating that he was required to appear in two additional Bond movies after Bond 25 had wrapped filming. The ink looked mysteriously fresh...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,680
    The guys do their best impression of Arnie from Terminator 3:

    "I need your clothes, your boots and your sunglass-

    Just your clothes and boots."
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited December 2013 Posts: 13,356
    Thank you all!

    In third place:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    "Err Daniel, I'm not sure Sir Elton will see the funny side to this when we go and meet him"

    In second place:
    Mrcoggins wrote:
    Introducing the new eye wear collection from Tom Ford inspired by Dame Edna Everage !.

    In first place:
    QBranch wrote:
    The guys do their best impression of Arnie from Terminator 3:

    "I need your clothes, your boots and your sunglass-

    Just your clothes and boots."

    Over to you @QBranch!

    Thank you all, once again, for taking part.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2013 Posts: 14,680
    Gee, that was unexpected! Thank you for the honour, Samuel. :)

    Okay peeps, it's high time we had another image of Laz- this time with the forever beautiful Jane Seymour:
    George+Lazenby+GREAT+British+Film+Reception+PWLEXuxkF5Dl.jpg
    http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/George+Lazenby+GREAT+British+Film+Reception+PWLEXuxkF5Dx.jpg

    Judging in 007 days ;)
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited December 2013 Posts: 18,343
    Lazenby: "She was in The Onedin Line, y'know!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    "Who's this slut? She could NEVER be a Bond girl."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited December 2013 Posts: 18,343
    "I tried the cards out on her...(cough) doctored hand (cough)...Truly amazing results! I've still got it, it never left me!"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    edited December 2013 Posts: 16,359
    "Tracy who? I got my eye on the cards and my finger on the queen of cups." ;)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    George recites his creed for Jane's lovely lady parts while pointing at her chest: "These are my tits. There are many others like them, but these two are mine. These tits are my best friend. They are my life. I must master them as I must master my life. Without me, these tits are useless. Without these tits, I am useless."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,011
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    George recites his creed for Jane's lovely lady parts while pointing at her chest: "These are my tits. There are many others like them, but these two are mine. These tits are my best friend. They are my life. I must master them as I must master my life. Without me, these tits are useless. Without these tits, I am useless."

    Holy hell, might as well wrap up the game now, we have a winner! I am in tears.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,680
    I was worried this photo was not the most inspiring choice for the contest, but I'm liking the responses! Glad you guys can make something of it. Keep 'em coming!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    George: "R-right, guys, THIS ugly thing here? The one with white hair? Well, her hair isn't necessarily wh--and the one in the blazer and pants? Well...she's wearing a dress, and when it comes to 'ugly,' I know you aren't speaking of me. I was a model once."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Ah a new model. Still press here do I?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Jane: "For the last time George, no they do not go *HONK* if you squeeze them"
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Jane was oblivious to George's wandering index finger.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Lazenby's audition for the role of Q was shaping up well. "Behind these headlights...Stinger Missiles!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Jane's dazzling form in that dress had George begging to seymour of her. ;)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Jane: "Didn't anybody ever tell you that it's rude to point.....No George, I'm not talking about your finger"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    After being pleasured to a satisfying degree by Daniel's little finger, the last thing Jane wanted shoved in her face (and in other areas as well, I'm sure) was George's big meaty pointer.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2013 Posts: 28,694
    After sharing a ride in a luxurious limo while on their way to a charity event, George and Jane reunited in a genial manner, laughing like a bunch of hyenas recounting old memories and delighting in the promise of creating some new ones. As the driver pulled up to the event and the pair exited the vehicle, George couldn't help but admire the magnificent form of the boot, and the bonnet was also a fine piece of work, he added. He also seemed to like the limo.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Only a day or so in and already a myriad of epic captions! Great work, everyone!
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Now Solitaire is the only game in town or so it would seem!
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited December 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "Feed me Seymour, feed me!"
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Good to see your getting your appetite back Willy.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    After the crap I've had to endure since Wednesday, you're damn right I'm getting it back! ;-)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Here is an Australian trick for you. You just rub her here, and she is all yours."
    "I would not bet on that, George."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    QBranch wrote:
    Gee, that was unexpected! Thank you for the honour, Samuel. :)

    Okay peeps, it's high time we had another image of Laz- this time with the forever beautiful Jane Seymour:
    George+Lazenby+GREAT+British+Film+Reception+PWLEXuxkF5Dl.jpg
    http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/George+Lazenby+GREAT+British+Film+Reception+PWLEXuxkF5Dx.jpg

    Judging in 007 days ;)

    Thanks for covering that hole in my outfit George!
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