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Me George. You Jane.
George (looking at boobs while muttering to himself): "You're tellin' me!"
Jane: "What was that, George?"
George: "Oh, I just said you raise a good point..."
Jane: "Oh, okay then."
George (muttering under breath): "...Or two."
Honourable mentions go to:
3RD PLACE: Simple but very clever. Well done!
2ND PLACE: That was great, 0Brady! Nice twist on the Rifleman's Creed.
1ST PLACE: Fits the scene perfectly! So, how is old Laz? Up to his usual tricks? ;)
Congrats, @WillyGalore! It's all yours.
This should provide you with one or two captions... ;-)
Roger: No, Mister Sanz. I expect you to dine with me and listen about how I shagged Grace Jones. By the way, would you like some sausage?
Horatio: Nooooooo!
=))
Moore: "Care for a bite of myyyy...sausage? In England, we call them "bangers."
OR
Moore: "Now, are you ready to find out exactly what I had to do to get the role of James Bond? Watch closely."
Horatio: "No...smaller...you'd probably be better off using a Vienna sausage."
Double-O-Devon: "Don't worry Felix, it'll just be a short meating."
Horatio: "That line works?"
Moore: "Like a charm. That reminds me, I need to thank Dan for giving me a new line after 35 years."
or
"They've been through the fuselage of the Boeing 747 looking for an trace of ther Moonraker. Not a sausage!"
Once again Mr Bond? The pleasure will be all mine! X_X
Once again Mr Bond? The pleasure will be all mine! X_X
Horatio: "Roger, seriously... ONE more sausage joke from you and I'm outta here."
Roger: "Well, cheerio then!"
You're quite welcome!
Man: "Sir Roger, would you please class up? I don't need to hear about any of your past experiences with fellatio while I'm trying to eat my dinner!"
Roger: "Excuse me? How dare you jump to such a disgusting conclusion, honestly! I was merely sharing with you the joys of eating a sausage and savoring every moment of it."
Man: "Really?! Oh, thank heavens for that!"
Roger: "Only joking. Of course I was talking about sucking on a bloke's John Thomas!"
Fourth Place:
Third Place:
Second Place:
And the Winner is:
@4EverBonded was so close to being our winner this week but wouldn't you know it, @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 came and snatched victory at the last minute.
Congratulations to @0Brady and we await you next round.