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Next up is Tim:
Oblivious blonde Bond girl: "...Why are we on the ground when there are many perfectly good chairs in the room? You call this hospitality, Blofeld? And while we're on the subject- what a terrible choice of wine. I prefer the '53 myself. I oughta break it over someone's head."
Bond (whispering to girl): "What the hell are you doing? Trying to get us killed? We may know the right wines, but let me remind you that WE'RE the ones on our knees."
Dalton: "WOOF!"
Shouldn't it be just us on all fours Tim?!!! \:D/
Linda: Good god girl...this is worst than when I was fighting Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Dalton: "Now before we put on the alligator suits, let's rehearse this one last time, okay? When Roger steps on your back, you sway your head side to side and wiggle your tail."
"If we cannot find the contact lenses for Tamahori, that will be a huge problem. He has not read the script yet."
"Relax, he is a very respected and experienced director. He will work it out, anyway."
Dalton - "I've been looking for the ball that Brosnan dropped when he took over from me as James Bond. Must be around here someplace.."
Girls - "Do you need any other assistance ?"
Dalton - "You could help me back up when we've found it, been searching down here for the freakin' thing for 19 years"
Fifth Place - @Soundofthesinners
Fourth Place - @Murdock
Third Place - @Baltimore_007
Second Place - @Thunderfinger
And the Winner is... - @QBranch
Some great references to DAD, which is always a big plus. Anyway, many congrats to @QBranch.
The poster seen above is just one of three variations that actor Roger Moore posted weekly outside of Pinewood studios while the filming of Die Another Day was commencing. This powerful black and white image depicts his frustrations with the unpopular film quite clearly: Roger looks straight at you, stone-faced and rather miffed while pointing to his right hand, on which is painted the word "Zero", reflecting his zero tolerance for Tamahori's production.
Another much more unflattering image was also mentioned by Sneedley during our intimate, up-close interview, but the content has been deemed too inappropriate to showcase. This so-called "filthy" poster is rumored to feature Moore once again, but this time he is pictured at a gun range taking aim with a Walther PPK, shooting holes into a target resembling Tamahori's torso. These posters apparently came attached to a wooden stick that the ex-Bond actor often stuck in the grounds around Pinewood, and a line of text below the image reportedly gave these instructions:
"If you're reading this Tamahori, you bloody know where to shove this stick."
Insincerely yours,
Roger Moore