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Emma: "The water pressure must have affected my balance, because I almost walked into that long white pole in front of me."
Brosnan: "Yes, it's quite a safety hazard. By the way, watch out for that tent post just there."
"Yes, it rather was, err..ET."
[Pierce is slapped fiercely by the woman, who then walks away in a fit of rage]
Pierce: "I've always loved the feisty ones. You just let me know if you ever need some mouth to mouth resuscitation, love."
[Girl ignores him]
Pierce: "Wanna be my rubber ducky in this ocean of love?"
[Girl continues to ignore him]
Pierce: "Wanna have sea sex where only the fishies are witnesses to our passionate love-making?"
[Girl still ignores him]
Pierce: "Playing hard to get, I see. That's quite alright; I do love a challenge, after all...
[After a few brief moments of silence, Pierce suddenly begins to shout hysterically, pointing behind him]
Oh no! Look, it's the end of the world! Tsunamis are ravishing cities on the coast, earthquakes are splitting countries into pieces and volcanoes are wiping away human life in droves of seething hot lava! Quick, let's repopulate the earth together as God intended!"
[Girl dives into the ocean without acknowledging his presence]
Pierce: "Dammit, I thought that'd work. Note to self: lead with that end of the world bit first next time..."
Anyway, I'll judge as best I can:
5th Place:
4th Place:
3rd Place:
2nd Place:
And the Winner is:
Congrats @0Brady
We haven't seen Sean on these pages in a while, so let's try this beauty out:
I can't wait to see what you all come up with. Judging in about a week from now.
I now have a Coldfinger"
... and lady. ;)
True, but your joke wasn't as...dickish (?) as some of the more naughty entries. Boys with toys and all that. ;)
Personally, I shudder to think where Creasy can further go with this "dickish" route ... !! (And no, I am not encouraging you, Creasy!) :-O
Sean is filled with glee as his assistant was not aware of the second ice cream that had just docked at another entry point!!!! 8-X
Everyone was at a loss to explain why Sean had a tree growing out the top of his head.
Challenge accepted.
General: "Ahh, vanilla, my favorite? Ahhhhhhh!"
Connery: "Ohh, it's vanilla, alright. I just made it a few minutes ago in my trailer. Call it, 'Connery Homemade.'"