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Improvising with what they had, Sean and the General re-enacted the Bird One spacecraft scene from YOLT. Because in space, no one can hear ice cream.
Taking fifth place is the always comical @QBranch with:
Next up in fourth place is @WillyGalore with these hilarious captions:
Coming in at third place is @RogueAgent with this chillingly funny caption:
In second place is @Soundofthesinners with this great entry:
And finally, taking home the big prize and a lifetime supply of vanilla ice cream is none other than @Creasy47 for his myriad of hilarious captions, my favorites of which were these two:
Well done to all that participated and congratulations to you on your victory, @Creasy47! The floor is yours, mate. =D>
"These Brosnan fan boys are trying to tell me something, I'm sure of it."
In the Mortal Kombat arena, Shang Tsung’s soul would be destroyed by the most brutal of finishing moves- the DALTONALITY.
In this scene excerpted from the musical, Bond is facing off against his arch foe while navigating a floor of dangerous spikes, a veritable death trap of dastardly proportions!
Tim [signing as Bond]: "Oh Blofeld, I have found you. Oh Blofeld, there you are! Through tests and trials you try to smite me, yet still I stand tall. Is it any wonder why you hide behind the guise of SPECTRE at all! Oh Blofeld, you are lost in a state of deep reverie, but I swear I'll stop you in my dear Tracy's memory! Though these spikes are sharp and SPECTRE's threats are very serious, you sense of power truly is delirious. No matter where you run, around all of London or across the pond, I will fight to stop you till the day I die because I am JAAAAAAAAAAMES BOOOOOOOND!"
There you have it, folks; what a talent. Come see the Bond musical of a lifetime with music by some guy who tells us he is John Barry reincarnated, sets designed by a man who claims to be Ken Adam, and more sexy signing and dancing bond girls than you can shake a stick at. Tickets are on sale now!
Tim starts to feels uncomfortable in military sexy pose mode with all those leather clad men behind him.
Bond: "I'd say it's quite fitting, getting pricked by the head prick himself."
Blofeld: "But you must appreciate the artistry of the beautiful demise I have arranged for you, no?"
Bond: "Most certainly. It's an honor, really. Hell, the only other person to have this many long black pointy things jammed up their arse is your mother when she prostituted herself around Harlem in the 60s to pay for your college education."
Blofeld: "W-what? That...that never happened, I swear!"
Bond: "One can only imagine all the bum sores she must've had..."
Blofeld [assuming the fetal position]: "Stop it Bond, stop it right this minute!"
For god sake! I am meant to be Bond?!!!! Not Robin Hood doing Movember!!! ~X(
When he heard Kubrick had accidentally dropped the film in the Thames, while bicycling home from the studio, he was even more relieved.
"This is more than just a little prick."
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"Spike sent!"