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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    WillyGalore wrote:
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    "Did I ever tell you about the time where myself and my good friend Tony Curtis were on a pub crawl in Bangkok? We needed a stiff drink after that. Stiff... geddit?"

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Roger [to man]: "I've had about a dozen of these vodka martinis and your friend still doesn't look the least bit appealing. Keep fillin' her up!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Simon Templar had to hide his halo while undercover.
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    WillyGalore wrote:
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    "GoldFINGER, you say? I can do better than that!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    While shooting his many Bond films in dozens of hot and exotic locales, Roger had crafted a hat out of a bucket that held ice encased in a thin inside layer, cooling his head exponentially in the suffocating heat. However, while his invention was quite utilitarian, it didn't stop him from looking like a complete bellend.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    http://uncyclopedia/wikia.com/wiki/Buckethead
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    While shooting "For Your Eyes Only", poor Roger seemed to have deeply misunderstood John Glen's wishes because not long after the director advised him to play Bond as a colder spy in a particular scene, he took it upon himself to place a frigid ice bucket on his head.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "What is up with that bucket, Roger?"
    "One more drink, and my brain will pop out."
  • barryt007barryt007
    edited April 2014 Posts: 19,339
    "Everyone kept saying i was going to kick the bucket if i did anymore Bond films after AVTAK,so i've stuck it on my head instead,AND i keep a secret copy of TLD script under it !! "
  • barryt007barryt007
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    ...........
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "Have either of you read Bucketby The Scrivener?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Roger visited Tajikistan, and how could he know?
    His only fetish was also the only strict taboo there.
    He was never seen again.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    On the set of Moonraker, Roger Moore has a serious talk with the costume designer about his space helmet.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Roger. "at my time of life I think I really should attend to my bucket list. "
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited April 2014 Posts: 12,480
    When Roger finally finished filming all his scenes with Tanya in A View to a Kill , he stopped drinking champagne by the magnum and switched to drinking it by the bucketful.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Roger Moore IS Magneto.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited April 2014 Posts: 13,978
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    "Right, here goes. The randy girl with the big bottle wants a rough Scotsman, the tall lemon wants a double shifty on the rocks, the bare woman with the boobs like the side of a house wants a pink old man, the enormous chap with the flat gin wants my wife with the beer behind and the white lady wants a sack of coke. It's simple enough."
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    MajorDSmythe wrote:
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    "Right, here goes. The randy girl with the big bottle wants a rough Scotsman, the tall lemon wants a double shifty on the rocks, the bare woman with the boobs like the side of a house wants a pink old man, the enormous chap with the flat gin wants my wife with the beer behind and the white lady wants a sack of coke. It's simple enough."

    Major that has to be the quote of the day good on you ! and god bless Ronnie Barker.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    That was one of many classic sketches from them that never fails to bring a smile to my face.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "When I said I was on fire, I did not mean it literally, darling."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Instead of investing in a toupée once he began balding, Roger opted for a more unconventional solution to his predicament.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The spit bucket was put to well use after the premiere of Moonraker.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Some cracking entries this week everyone. Really made me laugh. Time for the results:

    Honourable mentions:
    4EverBonded wrote:
    When Roger finally finished filming all his scenes with Tanya in A View to a Kill , he stopped drinking champagne by the magnum and switched to drinking it by the bucketful.
    Mrcoggins wrote:
    Roger. "at my time of life I think I really should attend to my bucket list. "
    MajorDSmythe wrote:
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    "Right, here goes. The randy girl with the big bottle wants a rough Scotsman, the tall lemon wants a double shifty on the rocks, the bare woman with the boobs like the side of a house wants a pink old man, the enormous chap with the flat gin wants my wife with the beer behind and the white lady wants a sack of coke. It's simple enough."

    3rd Place:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Roger [to man]: "I've had about a dozen of these vodka martinis and your friend still doesn't look the least bit appealing. Keep fillin' her up!"

    2nd Place:
    barryt007 wrote:
    "Everyone kept saying i was going to kick the bucket if i did anymore Bond films after AVTAK,so i've stuck it on my head instead,AND i keep a secret copy of TLD script under it !! "

    1st Place:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    On the set of Moonraker, Roger Moore has a serious talk with the costume designer about his space helmet.
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    The spit bucket was put to well use after the premiere of Moonraker.

    Congrats to @Thunderfinger who came up with several beauties. These two were my favourites though.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thank you very much, for the honour, @Milhouse! I will find a picture ASAP and hopefully one that shows and has not been used before.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited April 2014 Posts: 45,489
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    Connery time again. Looking forward to the laughs!
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    "You might be this tall for a moustache ride."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    At the German premiere of his latest film, Sean is keen to get the attention of his fans.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Hahaha!

    Connery does not hide his feelings when David Cameron shows up.
  • barryt007barryt007
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    Sean's salute seems to forget that Hitler is dead....
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Sean did attend the funeral of Cubby, but was escorted off the premise.

    (Ouch! Too ugly?)
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