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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Bond needed his beer goggles when he was invited over to miss Moneypenny.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited April 2014 Posts: 2,629
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Found this little beauty:

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    Good luck all. :-)

    Guy in skirt: "What makes you think I've never done this beFOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Kerim wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Found this little beauty:

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    Good luck all. :-)

    Guy in skirt: "What makes you think I've never done this before"?

    I preferred it when you were a brunette Blofeld!
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    After M's death at the hands of Silva, Bond's attempts to resolve his mommy issues grew stranger and stranger.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    Daniel Craig stars as Sven, in the new sitcom, How I Met Your Incredibly Lifelike Blow-up Doll.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    Daniel Craig just couldn't help himself behind-the-scenes with Olga Kurylenko's stunt double.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Stop it. It's already impossible for me to judge with these entries already. =))

    However, I do accept cash bribes. ;-)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Stop it. It's already impossible for me to judge with these entries already. =))

    However, I do accept cash bribes. ;-)

    $50 sent to your PayPal while I come up with other captions!
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Creasy47 wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Stop it. It's already impossible for me to judge with these entries already. =))

    However, I do accept cash bribes. ;-)

    $50 sent to your PayPal while I come up with other captions!

    Ker-ching! :D

    Here's my own little caption, whilst I wait for more money to roll in.

    Guy on the left: "That's put me off watching Basic Instinct ever again!"
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    Bond tries out the massage techniques he learned from Silva on his latest high-risk assignment.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    Bond decides to show off just what he can do with his little finger.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    By the looks of things, poor Dan wasn't making a good impression at the annual Thanksgiving dinner held for Rachel Weisz's close family.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Creasy47 wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Stop it. It's already impossible for me to judge with these entries already. =))

    However, I do accept cash bribes. ;-)

    $50 sent to your PayPal while I come up with other captions!

    I pledge $ 50.01.
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    Here, we see Bond explaining the official MI6 technique for defending against opponents armed with a pointed stick.

    I pledge $50.02.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    WillyGalore wrote:

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    "Now you know what I can do with my little finger."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    Craig: "What did you expect, sweetheart, an exploding pen?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    The audition was a success. Barbara, Dan and the MGM exec all agreed they had found their Scandinavian Bond girl.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    <i>"Help! That ugly guy is making a pass at me!"</i>
    screamed the administrator of danielgraigisnotjamesbond.com
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,585
    Q had a fear of flying, so on his behalf, he sent his mum to put her back into it.
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    It's been almost a week since the last entry, judging soon?
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Soundofthesinners wrote:
    It's been almost a week since the last entry, judging soon?

    Over the weekend.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "Bond 24" promised to see the return of Blofeld as a cross-dresser, but the element DAF lacked that this new film has is a steamy, if uncomfortable sex scene that sparks when Bond mistakes his arch enemy for a lass and begins power-driving his little soldier into that cat lover's backside.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    article-2214050-15636FB0000005DC-64_634x400.jpg

    While Daniel was always the committed and hard-working kind of actor, he did have his drawbacks. His chemistry with his female leads was often so palpable that he couldn't help himself, ravaging them sexually on set or in the secrecy of his dressing room. Dan was also a man who often marked his territory, advising all the women he slept with to afterwards have a tattoo inscribed on them in his memory. Seen above in a set picture from his knew European film No, Uncle Boris, That's Not A Duck!, Daniel peels back the top of his leading lady to reveal a tattoo placed just above her buttocks reading "Dan was here," with a small arrow pointing downwards. What class, that guy.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Daniel: "I think I have found the cause of your pain, darling. Yep...You are definitely growing a tail."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited April 2014 Posts: 12,480
    Alas, Mr. Craig has to put up with many strange requests from fans these days.
    Here he is with super fan "Daniela". She crashed the film set and insisted he autograph her backside with a marker. The crew couldn't budge her. She then refused to stop singing "Another Way To Die" (complete with vocal screeches) until he did so. "Get me a bloody marker!" Daniel yelled above the awful din of her "singing" and quickly finished the deed. She was then happily escorted away by security guards.
    "Done." said Daniel ... and they all went happily back to filming.

  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    "Don't worry, darling, it's not what you think. Now, spread your cheeks."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited April 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Judging time. This was very tough this week. It was so difficult picking a top 3 that I have chosen a top 5 instead:

    5th Place:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    By the looks of things, poor Dan wasn't making a good impression at the annual Thanksgiving dinner held for Rachel Weisz's close family.

    4th Place:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Craig: "What did you expect, sweetheart, an exploding pen?"

    3rd Place:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Bond needed his beer goggles when he was invited over to miss Moneypenny.

    2nd Place
    Soundofthesinners wrote:
    After M's death at the hands of Silva, Bond's attempts to resolve his mommy issues grew stranger and stranger.

    1st Place:
    Kerim wrote:

    Guy in skirt: "What makes you think I've never done this beFOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

    Well done @Kerim. Can't wait to see your entry (pun absolutely intended) ;-)
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited April 2014 Posts: 2,629
    Thank you Willy. It's great to be a winner again.

    I hope this one hasn't been used yet, but it's time for some fun with Pierce and his friend. Show me what you got.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    The idea that dogs tend to look like their owners is big news to no-one.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited April 2014 Posts: 2,629
    Oops, I'm the judge.

    Entry deleted. :\">
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