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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited May 2014 Posts: 12,480
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    Connery has finally given up on toupees (and shaving often) - but his wild variety of headgear often has people wondering if he ever even looks in a mirror any more.

    This winter he was seen what some folks thought was a dead beaver on his head, but he said it was just the latest in Russian fur hats. The newest rumor, though, is that his new Scotland Forever tattoo on the top of his head (during the latest Robert Burns night party) went horribly wrong and reads "Scotty Forever with Love". The public may never know. Look at that face. Is anyone brave enough to take off Sean's hat? No, I didn't think so.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bumper sticker:
    Jihad is forever (and we mean forever!)
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    edited May 2014 Posts: 6,432
    Thunderfinger wrote:
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    'You merely adopted the beard, i was born with it'

    Or

    The League of Extraordinary beards
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I was thinking about judging, as I have a couple of favourites, but would like to see Allah get a few more insults. Another couple of days. Extra points for received death threats.
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
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    He has a license to jihad, and he's not afraid to use it.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Death to the infidelsh or ash I like to call them, the English, if we don't get independenshe"

    Topical and funny. ;-)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "The women all love my long beard. It gives them something to hang on to".
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited May 2014 Posts: 12,480
    "Yesh? Did you want to shay shomething?
    No, I didn't think sho. My Scottish lishp may have gotten worsh over the yearsh, old chap, but I can shtill shmell a rat when I shee one. Beshides, bartender, give me another shot, pleashe. You may have had your shix, but I'm shtill only on my sheventh. *hic!*"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Extra points for received death threats.

    Kerim really didn't want to do this, but he was left with no choice but to issue a fatwa against Thunderfinger.

    :D
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    edited May 2014 Posts: 6,432
    'And you thought Roger Moores eyebrow acting skills were impressive...Miss Moneypenny! ;)'
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Kerim wrote:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Extra points for received death threats.

    Kerim really didn't want to do this, but he was left with no choice but to issue a fatwa against Thunderfinger.

    :D

    =))
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited May 2014 Posts: 45,489
    Untolerable pussy footing towards Muhammad and his thugs here. I will just judge and get it over with. Runner up for
    Kerim wrote:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Extra points for received death threats.

    Kerim really didn't want to do this, but he was left with no choice but to issue a fatwa against Thunderfinger.

    :D
    and
    Kerim wrote:
    Can't see it.
    Very honorable 3rd place
    Murdock wrote:
    Highlander 6: The Final Insult.

    Inspired 2nd place
    WillyGalore wrote:
    "Now where did I put that tea cosy..."
    And the sovereign winner is our talented young
    MayDayDiVicenzo wrote:
    Sean Connery, albeit his peaceful retirement, has agreed to star again as James Bond in an Arabic remake of From Russia With Love.


    Sean Connery is James Bond
    in
    Ian Fleming's
    From Riyadh With Love

    Synopsis
    T.U.R.B.A.N (Terrorism and Ultimate Revenge By Allah Nutters) plan to kill James Bond for his killing of Dr. Nosama, a T.U.R.B.A.N senior operative, and to humiliate the British Secret Service. The plan involves the seduction of James Bond with a Saudi Arabian Khyber clerk, Tahani Ruwaidah, the bait being the Lektor decoding machine. However, the plan begins to crumble when Tahani refuses to have sex with Bond as she is muslim and can't do it out of wedlock. The couple board the Omani Express, where there is death aplenty.

    Love. Death. Ramadan.

    This Bond's got it all!

    October 2016

    Look forward to your picture, MayDay. Why not draw one? That would be something new.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Congratulations to all! I could not come up with anything this round, you all were very impressive with your entries.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    Congratulations to all! I could not come up with anything this round, you all were very impressive with your entries.

    Especially me, but could not give it to myself.

    No, seriously, @MayDayDiVicenzo is a worthy winner.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    edited May 2014 Posts: 5,080
    Thank you @Thunderfinger! There has been some side-cracking entries this round!
    I would be delighted to draw a picture for this game in the near future but, alas, time is not on my side: the examination season is upon me again.
    Here we go-

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    Apologies if this has already been used. I will judge the entries by next week.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Roger was so eager to channel his inner-Octopussy and replay the role of the circus clown.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    This picture has been used before, but we can always come up with some new captions to add to it.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Woman: "What are you, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?" *points and laughs* "You have the tiny little nose on and everything!"
    Moore: "Yes, my dear, I am. Now, take this paper bag and bend over so I can show you that not EVERYTHING about this reindeer is tiny..."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited May 2014 Posts: 12,480
    While rehearsing for the clown suit scene in Octopussy, Roger made everyone wear a big red clown's nose, including (as shown here) the car rental staff.
    "Why the big red nose?" one woman asked.
    "Oh, just wear it. It's Roger Moore, after all!" she was told.
    Since Octopussy was so much fun, Roger got into the habit of carrying a bag of clown noses wherever he went. And so the stories grew.

    People began to expect the big red noses, and out of this came a new legend as one day he paused (as only Roger Moore can pause), looked people in the eyes and said, sotto voice, as he reached for a clown nose: "I must warn you: I'm Roger Moore!" Everybody cracked up and once again donned the red noses for photos and fun.

    Life during Bond and post Bond? Nobody does it better than Sir Roger. ;)

  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The secret signal to indicate who was up for a Swingers Party was not as subtle as it perhaps could have been.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Roger Moore tries out an improvised sexual Bond quip after years of silence on the topic:

    "Up for...clowning around? Do you get it? Because it can be misconstrued as being sexual, or be seen as having fun...be-because...LAUGH! I will absolutely murder you if you don't."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    We finally get to meet the CEO and his cohorts of the CGI firm employed on Die Another Day...
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,967
    After Moore heard about the two-film remake of 'IT,' he knew they would need someone fantastic to play Pennywise the Clown. This is him in the audition line.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited May 2014 Posts: 12,480
    Thanks, guys, you are cracking me up. Oh Willy, that just made me think of:

    Tamahori Appreciation Day in New Zealand hit an all-time high of three participants this year. Although admittedly, Roger said he was there just to clown around (he thought it was appropriate).
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    Roger: The first thing you should know about us is, we have clowns everywhere.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited May 2014 Posts: 2,629
    Despite suffering horrible allergies, Roger and his friends managed to disarm the ticking jack-in-the-box at the last second.

    or

    "Madam, I can't help but notice you three red noses".
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    1987. Roger Moore is James Bond for the eighth time in The Red Nose Daylights.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    After suddenly remembering that he'd once done a love scene with Grace Jones, Roger was coaxed back quietly into his room before he could upset the other patients.
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
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    Kristina Wayborn, Roger Moore and Robert brown attend Octopussy reunion, think someone spiked there complimentary Fabergé eggs.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Some guests just couldn't wait to try on the contents of their complimentary goody bags during the premiere of "Honk If You're Horny."
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