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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    AVTAK OF THE CLOWNS
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    When his acting career hit the skids later on in life, Roger made a drastic career change and tried out his talents in Clown college. All students were required to create their own clown persona, each with a unique name. Due to his fame in the James Bond film Live and Let Die (and his skin color) "Honky" instantly became Roger's new name during his time at the college and boy did he embrace it.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited May 2014 Posts: 14,568
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    "A nose, not a tomato, Q!"
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    Judging will be on Wednesday UK time, so there's your deadline. I must say, there's been some crackers!
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The Xmas party was full of fun and frivolity. Someone got the crowd into a roaring rendition of:

    "Roger The Red Nosed Reindeer."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    QBranch wrote:
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    "A nose, not a tomato, Q!"

    Loving these human crutches to combat too many martini's! =P~
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Snorting poisonous mushroom is all the rage in the English drug scene these days. You would be shocked if you knew who is doing it.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    @0Brady and @4EverBonded drag @Thunderfinger away from the mosque before he can cause any further offence.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    =))
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited May 2014 Posts: 28,694
    This is a photo from the set of Roger's new Bond film called No Spring Chicken that he envisioned later on in his career. In the film Bond is sent to an old people's home and told that he is no longer a capable agent useful to MI6. The film's villain is a smug youthful billionaire turned politician who is launching an ageist plot that hopes to lock all the elderly into his company's homes where they are imprisoned for life and forced to wear stupid red noses. Bond discovers he is in one of these same homes, and lashes out. In one of the film's most climactic scenes the villain is teasing Bond while visiting the home, stealing his afternoon pudding and placing it in the microwave on high. 007 must race as fast as he can across the cafeteria on his walker before the pudding is melted and his afternoon snack is ruined. Dazzling.

    Critics are raving (kind of) about the film. The New York Times calls it "unique," and "a film you definitely won't see coming." TIME proclaims that "Roger did...his best" and that "the film correctly depicts the challenges of being elderly, especially not being able to go to the bathroom by yourself." EMPIRE was ecstatic, complimenting "the thematic heart at the center of the picture" that shows a Bond "weary, depleted and out-of-date, but able still to dress himself and pee standing up. Agent 007 is more than ever an inspiration to us all, both old and young. 10/10"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Roger Moore and the other patients attending grief counseling therapy sessions for those sexually abused by the butch Grace Jones. 13,000 were in attendance this year, and different colored noses were handed out that signified what type of abused you endured. "Red," of course, meant "all the way."
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    Roger Moore and the other patients attending grief counseling therapy sessions for those sexually abused by the butch Grace Jones. 13,000 were in attendance this year, and different colored noses were handed out that signified what type of abused you endured. "Red," of course, meant "all the way."

    And with that Creasy wins the Internet !!.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    @0Brady and @4EverBonded drag @Thunderfinger away from the mosque before he can cause any further offence.

    =)) This is priceless. (And could have been true ...)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    4EverBonded wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    @0Brady and @4EverBonded drag @Thunderfinger away from the mosque before he can cause any further offence.

    =)) This is priceless. (And could have been true ...)
    It was true. Where the hell were you @4Ever? I had quite a tough time pulling @Thunderfinger away from there all by myself. It was embarrassing and degrading, made even worse by the fact that @Thunderfinger was making sexually suggestive motions towards the women of the cloth. I'm ashamed to know him, ashamed to be a fellow Bond fan, and worst of all, I'm ashamed to be a man.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    @0Brady and @4EverBonded drag @Thunderfinger away from the mosque before he can cause any further offence.

    I'm still issuing a fatwa on thunderfinger.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited May 2014 Posts: 14,568
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    Ash threw multiple Poké Balls to catch the rare Charmander, bagging two other wild Pokémon in the process.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    When will someone create a ThunderfingerCapCon? :( ;)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Your nose is glowing, Roger. It is not contagious, is it?"
    "Noseree. Trust me."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Roger Moore behind the scenes of his new 'Octopussy' porno shoot, which was conveniently titled 'Octopussy.'
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    As proven here, the "Erection Alarm" was only two thirds accurate...
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    We have some fantastic entries this round! So here are the results...

    Honourable mentions-
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    AVTAK OF THE CLOWNS
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    When his acting career hit the skids later on in life, Roger made a drastic career change and tried out his talents in Clown college. All students were required to create their own clown persona, each with a unique name. Due to his fame in the James Bond film Live and Let Die (and his skin color) "Honky" instantly became Roger's new name during his time at the college and boy did he embrace it.

    In third place-
    fire_and_ice wrote:
    Kristina Wayborn, Roger Moore and Robert brown attend Octopussy reunion, think someone spiked there complimentary Fabergé eggs.

    In second place-
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    This is a photo from the set of Roger's new Bond film called No Spring Chicken that he envisioned later on in his career. In the film Bond is sent to an old people's home and told that he is no longer a capable agent useful to MI6. The film's villain is a smug youthful billionaire turned politician who is launching an ageist plot that hopes to lock all the elderly into his company's homes where they are imprisoned for life and forced to wear stupid red noses. Bond discovers he is in one of these same homes, and lashes out. In one of the film's most climactic scenes the villain is teasing Bond while visiting the home, stealing his afternoon pudding and placing it in the microwave on high. 007 must race as fast as he can across the cafeteria on his walker before the pudding is melted and his afternoon snack is ruined. Dazzling.

    Critics are raving (kind of) about the film. The New York Times calls it "unique," and "a film you definitely won't see coming." TIME proclaims that "Roger did...his best" and that "the film correctly depicts the challenges of being elderly, especially not being able to go to the bathroom by yourself." EMPIRE was ecstatic, complimenting "the thematic heart at the center of the picture" that shows a Bond "weary, depleted and out-of-date, but able still to dress himself and pee standing up. Agent 007 is more than ever an inspiration to us all, both old and young. 10/10"

    And the winner this round!
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Roger Moore and the other patients attending grief counseling therapy sessions for those sexually abused by the butch Grace Jones. 13,000 were in attendance this year, and different colored noses were handed out that signified what type of abused you endured. "Red," of course, meant "all the way."

    Well done, @Creasy47!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited May 2014 Posts: 40,968
    @MayDayDiVicenzo, thank you very much, and congratulations to everyone who participated! I'll make sure I have a new caption up for you guys by the end of the day.

    EDIT: I have to pick a photo that some of you have already made me laugh at. Let's see what else you can come up with. It's too good to pass up:

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  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    @MayDayDiVicenzo, thank you very much, and congratulations to everyone who participated! I'll make sure I have a new caption up for you guys by the end of the day.

    EDIT: I have to pick a photo that some of you have already made me laugh at. Let's see what else you can come up with. It's too good to pass up:

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    My guns bigger than yours! ;)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited May 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Daniel was made to feel very average when he discovered his fitness instructor had a bigger penis than him.

    or

    Somewhere, Grace Jones has just gotten a semi...
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited May 2014 Posts: 2,629
    "All of my muscles are bigger than yours Danny Boy. Let's pull our pants down and I'll prove it to you".
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
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    Upon seeing this horrible picture of his successor as Bond, Sir Rog was moved to form a new section of Grace Jones Anonymous.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Naomie Harris is going through a heavy steroid diet before shooting Bond 24.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Bond's little finger made Jenny flex.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    QBranch wrote:
    Bond's little finger made Jenny flex.

    =))
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited May 2014 Posts: 28,694
    In physical preparation for Bond 24, Daniel Craig stepped up his work-outs and sought the help of an intense trainer by the name of Olga who hailed from a land of barbaric strongwomen. She often shared with Daniel tales of her childhood, like her early years spent killing wild bears up in snow-capped mountains with only her bare hands for food, or carrying and laying massive boulders to create make-shift shelters for her tribe. She even detailed a period of her life where she got separated from her family during a nasty blizzard and was taken in by a pack of wolves who taught her to hunt with her nose and pee while lifting only one leg up. As their relationship grew closer, Olga even stayed over at the Craig and Weisz household for a time, but only on the condition that she be kept in the basement and fed food under the door via a tray as Rachel was concerned that if let loose she would terrorize all of New York.
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