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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited May 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Daniel's pleas for help fell on deaf ears as the Stunt Team quietly backed out of the room...
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited May 2014 Posts: 6,396
    As she reached into her gym bag, Daniel's eyes widened when he heard the words:

    "It's big and black and the driver is a very good friend of mine".
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited May 2014 Posts: 28,694
    When it was announced that the new Bond girl for Bond 24 was photographed training in New York with Daniel Craig, the media labeled her a "shemale" and "the most atrocious looking woman to ever be cast in a Bond adventure." Somewhere out there Grace Jones gave a deep sigh of relief that she had been holding in for nearly thirty years.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited May 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Barbara Broccoli prepares to take on DCINB.com all by herself.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Taking notes from Bond's subterfuge in infiltrating Sanchez's organization in LTK, DCINB's leader planted a jacked female sleeper agent in the gym that Daniel trained at in NYC in an effort to make him seem like a weak little man, hopefully prompting a recasting of the role by Michael and Barbara out of sheer embarrassment.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    I'm in tears with this. Ahh, I knew I made the right choice in what picture to choose. Please keep up the great work, my sides are hurting. The more crude it is, the better!
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Craig was always happy to meet his fans, his replacement, not so much.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Never again would the producers allow Roger Moore to choose the next Bond girl.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    e8lls3.jpg

    Dan's tight little blue swim trunks were so angry they weren't asked back for QoS, that they purposely photobombed the publicity stills.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    Daniel was made to feel very average when he discovered his fitness instructor had a bigger penis than him.

    or

    Somewhere, Grace Jones has just gotten a semi...

    You are killing me with the MayDay line! =))
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Balls Q?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Dan's admirer proved he was going out on a limb by rejecting her.
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
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    Can we add this lady to the Great Bond Girl Elimination Game to just to name her the honorary #24?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    * Dan reminisces on the past by getting out his photo album *

    "There's old Alberta. She's an arm wrestler. Got a little careless with her some time back, and she took my whole arm off."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Soundofthesinners wrote:
    Can we add this lady to the Great Bond Girl Elimination Game to just to name her the honorary #24?

    She'd last longer than Halle Berry.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    When Bond told Silva that it wasn't his first time having his knees felt up by another man, he was referring to his days at the MI6 gym where he spent a lot of time with his work-out "buddy" (seen here) who often got a little too touchy while he was bench pressing.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Dan practically begged on his knees to get a picture with his favourite porn star. The feel of her muscular arm around him caused him to perspire heavily.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Dan looked at the woman's chest and saw an oasis, but when she took her shirt off, he realized it was just a mirage.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "My, what a muscular little finger you have"
  • jobojobo
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    Several years after their first encounter, Bibi was delighted when Bond finally accepted her offer of 'building muscle tone together'.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited May 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Daniel Craig and his fitness guru, Mrs Ben Dover.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Xenia Onatopp had been working on her upper body strength- something Bond admired- well, until he discovered she had a crush on him.
  • jobojobo
    edited May 2014 Posts: 7,507
    After many years of steroid pills and intense training, Fiona Volpe approached Bond for another late night rendezvous. This time it was Bond who asked if he would be... saaaafe!
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Daniel Craig seen sweating after an intense workout.

    What's that? Oh my mistake, it seems the workout hasn't yet started....
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    After the balloon explosion, Cigar Girl came out of it a changed woman...
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    edited May 2014 Posts: 6,432
    e8lls3.jpg

    Craig 'This never happened to the other fella'
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    fire_and_ice wrote:
    e8lls3.jpg

    Craig 'This never happened to the other fella'

    That is the other fella! ;-)
  • jobojobo
    edited May 2014 Posts: 7,507
    It was in moments like this Bond really missed the armour Vesper had stripped off him.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Dan's trainer demonstrated her strength by lifting the entire mini gym over her shoulder and doing a set of behind-the-back wrist curls.
  • jobojobo
    edited May 2014 Posts: 7,507
    When asked to describe the outcome of the combat training session he had just endured, Dan bravely replied: "It was only four ribs... some of the less vital organs... nothing major..."
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