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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Tim: "Do me a favor and piss off, please? I didn't spend hours standing nude in the mirror amping myself up for this scene just for you brats to ruin my concentration."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    104.jpg

    Tim thought it would be fun to put ejecting mechanisms in the seats of the folding chairs. He later regretted the prank when the producers cut his contract back to a two-film deal only. #-o :(
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The little boys try to get his attention, but Timothy only has eyes for that sexy girl in green. When he saw the camera on him, he had to cross his legs to not make a scandal out of it. The pedo bastards in the background all wish they were Dalton at that moment.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Tim: "So, you 5 are the Pierce Brosnan Appreciation Society? Sorry."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Since Tim was so often getting into character on set of The Living Daylights, he was often too dark and life-sucking to be around, leaving him to find ways to amuse himself during quiet hours when no filming was being done. Here he is seen playing musical chairs with himself, but the game was hardly any fun when nobody else joined in.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    MajorDSmythe wrote:
    Tim: "So, you 5 are the Pierce Brosnan Appreciation Society? Sorry."

    (That's me in the blue.) ;-)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited June 2014 Posts: 28,694
    Tim [speaking to kids]: "No, no, no, no, no! Do you little hooligans understand me? Yes, I understand you want me to do more magic, but the coin vanishing act and choose your card tricks were the only ones I know."

    Kids [in unison]: "Please, Mr. Dalton? Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please?!"

    Tim: "Alright, alright, alright! Christ, you're all making my bloody patience disappear. [mumbling now] That's okay, I'll make all your mothers' clothes disappear later in return..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Next to the charismatic new Bond, Maryam, Michael and Cubby felt practically invisible.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Voting time boys and girls. Honourable mentions go to:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    "Can you do that eyebrow thing for us, Mr. Bond?"

    "Piss off!"
    Soundofthesinners wrote:
    "But Mr. Dalton, I thought they told you not to talk to us!"

    "Stuff my orders."
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Timothy tries to explain why everyone escorted Albert to the hospital with such haste, and why the man playing Bond has a black eye and bloody nose.

    Tim: "His left leg's gone below the knee. But they might be able to save his arm."

    3rd Place:
    MajorDSmythe wrote:
    Tim: "So, you 5 are the Pierce Brosnan Appreciation Society? Sorry."

    2nd Place:
    Kerim wrote:
    Come on little Danny, be reasonable. There will never be a blond Bond.

    1st Place:
    QBranch wrote:
    Dalton's bad side was such a dangerous place to be, that no one would sit next to him, and he had to be barricaded off with hazard tape.

    Many congrats to @QBranch. The next round is yours.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Nothing honourable about an honourable mention, pffft!

    (Just kidding, congratulations to our beloved QBranch once again!)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Thank you, @WillyGalore!, and well done to everyone. I'll try to get a picture up soon. :)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    QBranch wrote:
    Thank you, @WillyGalore!, and well done to everyone. I'll try to get it up soon. :)

    You are too old for that, Q.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Thunderfinger wrote:
    QBranch wrote:
    Thank you, @WillyGalore!, and well done to everyone. I'll try to get it up soon. :)
    You are too old for that, Q.
    That's fine, I have a talented little finger.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Little? :))
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited June 2014 Posts: 14,682
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Little? :))
    http://media.tumblr.com/8d54abd60b760ed69c3c0f2600e07976/tumblr_inline_n5ntb9jdMh1ru82m1.jpg
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited June 2014 Posts: 45,489
    QBranch wrote:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Little? :))
    http://media.tumblr.com/8d54abd60b760ed69c3c0f2600e07976/tumblr_inline_n5ntb9jdMh1ru82m1.jpg

    Good enough. Now concentrate on that picture. I know you are getting senile, but concentrate! Picture. CapCon, remember? You won it.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    It just took a few seconds Q! ;)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Alright folks, let's see what y'all can do with this photo of the other fella. You know the deal- judging in one week! \:D/

    team-moyne.jpg
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    George: For the last f*%#&@$ time! I'm not Sean Connery!

    INB4 This never happened to the other fellow!
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
    edited June 2014 Posts: 3,144
    Pro Celebrity Golf this week George plays a round with a bunch of Proctologist !! (Bum Doctors)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Confusion reigned when George wanted some birdies for a foursome.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    GOLFFINGERS
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Guy on the left looks a little too excited about meeting George Lazenby...
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Thunderfinger wrote:
    GOLFFINGERS

    or THUNDERFOURBALLS
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    GOLFFINGERS

    or THUNDERFOURBALLS

    You mean 8Balls?

    Once again, the Australian Shadow Theatre Festival was ruined by sunshine.
    Once again, George was not surprised.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Thunderfinger wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    GOLFFINGERS

    or THUNDERFOURBALLS

    You mean 8Balls?

    Once again, the Australian Shadow Theatre Festival was ruined by sunshine.
    Once again, George was not surprised.

    Four balls is a golfing term. But I'm sure you already knew that. ;-)
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    George scored a triple bogey and so he quit at the first hole.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    QBranch wrote:
    Alright folks, let's see what y'all can do with this photo of the other fella. You know the deal- judging in one week! \:D/

    team-moyne.jpg

    Quit it fellas! I am James Bond! Even if one of you looks like you want to be Pierce Brosnan!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited June 2014 Posts: 12,480
    Here George is looking askance as his buddies at the Tokyo golf tournament show off their newly acquired customary Japanese maneuver: it's called the "kancho" ... and any kindergartner can tell you how to apply it. (You really don't want this done to you!)

    OR

    George: "Try as you might, you'll never make it as a Double O. Your shooting stances are as lousy as your golf scores."

    Guy on left* "We're just getting ready to show you where you can put this big fat cigar, George. That was the last time we let you cheat in a golf match."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "I wonder...if I fart, will they go away?"
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