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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Ever since Miss Piggy had seen Sir Roger she became hot, bothered and terribly smitten over the classic charmer whenever he was near. After a chance Hollywood meeting they became fast lovers, sharing a whirlwind romance full of candle-lit dinners, walks on the beach at sunset, and intimate wine tastings by the firelight where only the flames were privy to their passionate love-making. Over time Roger touched Miss Piggy where only her puppeteer's hand had been before, and the rest folks, is love story history. No news yet on how Kermit feels about all this, though.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited June 2014 Posts: 18,344
    This was not even remotely Roger's idea of bringing home the bacon on his latest round of fee negotiations for his next James Bond picture.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    Mrcoggins wrote:
    Thankyou Q I don't know what I'd do without you. I'm quite shocked that I won this round the quality of the entries this time was great .
    I cannot post pictures on here at this time I'm on an I Pad with a mind of its own so it's best if I pass on this round So First in best dressed help your self .

    I'll put a photo up for you @Mrcoggins. You can still have your turn to vote:

    miss_piggy_and_roger_moore.jpg

    That Willygalore such a helpfull chap ! Thanks Mate
    Great choice of picture too.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Roger's acting had become terribly hammy.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    When it came to matters of gastronomy Roger liked nothing more than a stuffed ham !.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Although she was a throwback from the Connery era Roger's new leading lady "had a face like a pig".
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "By inserting my hand around the back, I can make her squeal like a pig..."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    This is where Moore's Bond learned to cook. ;)
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Piggy what are you doing with your little finger ?
    Roger Pork Scratchings !.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Missy Piggy: "Play your cards right, Rog, and I'll serve you up a hot slice of my bacon."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Agent triple eggs and ham made it to Egypt, but no further. A rewrite was in order.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    What's white and smells like bacon? Roger's little finger.

    How hamming evolved into Rogering.
  • fire_and_icefire_and_ice
    edited June 2014 Posts: 6,432
    The Saints halo shifted slightly to the right when he met Miss MoneyPiggy.


    miss_piggy_and_roger_moore.jpg
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited June 2014 Posts: 14,682
    Bond: "I have here a secret directive from Pushkin. 'Smiert Stionham'."
    Dame Frederique Pink (MoD): "Don't you mean Smiert Spionam?"
    Bond: "No, Smiert Stionham. Death to Pig Sties, Minister."
    Pigs everywhere: "BLEEEEEEAT!!!"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    fire_and_ice wrote:
    The Saints halo shifted slightly to the right when he met Miss MoneyPiggy.


    miss_piggy_and_roger_moore.jpg

    Roger likes alot of hot pork action! ;)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    This wedding picture shows a happy couple, but not long after she smashed a guitar over his head.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Thunderfinger wrote:
    This wedding picture shows a happy couple, but not long after she smashed a guitar over his head.
    :)) Are you sure it was a guitar?

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    QBranch wrote:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    This wedding picture shows a happy couple, but not long after she smashed a guitar over his head.
    :)) Are you sure it was a guitar?

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    That banjo playing Frenchie stole her heart shortly after. Then he had the same experience.

    Now she is dating Mr Pig, a black guy from San Monique.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited June 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Miss Piggy: "This is an old friend of mine, and it tells me something smells."

    Roger: "From about 600 miles away I should imagine!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Roger Moore was hired by the slaughterhouse to soothe the animals before deadline. Fear gives them an unsavoury flavour.Love makes them yummy.

    He raked in cash, and never looked back.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Roger huffed and puffed until he blew the hoes down.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited June 2014 Posts: 6,396
    "This little piggy went to the market.
    This little piggy stayed home.
    This little piggy had roast beef.
    This little piggy had none.
    But this little piggy came back to my dressing room for a nightcap..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Sir Roger, bacon?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Sir Rog' certainly knew how to make a lady's tail curl.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    When the swine flu emerged, even Bond used a condom.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Moore: "Double-O-Heaven! Sorry, Grace Jones, but I'll be eating a different slice of ham tonight."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Daniel Craig inherited the tux of his father and the ears of his mother.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    It wasn't until after seeing Sir Roger's partner that we truly understood why he was disappointed with Quantum of Sowless.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Pervo and Wade return with SWINE ( She Was In Near Extacy)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited June 2014 Posts: 14,682
    Roger boar
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