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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited June 2014 Posts: 45,489

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    A martini for me and a bacon soda for my girlfriend.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    In LICENCE TO SQUEAL, Bond enters the haram harem, living on the edge as always.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    With Max the parrot and the Thatchers already in place in FYEO, the producers felt that the main Bond girl, Hamelina Hamlock needed a tweak.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Roger tries his luck with seeing just how far Miss Piggy will go, because tonight, his lovin' is For Her Thighs Only.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Sir Roger demonstrated the ceremony of knighthood by tapping Miss Piggy on the shoulders with his pork sword.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited June 2014 Posts: 40,968
    QBranch wrote:
    Sir Roger demonstrated the ceremony of knighthood by tapping Miss Piggy on the shoulders with his pork sword.

    That visual alone deserves the win. :))
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Roger (that old pig): "If you eat me first, I will eat you later."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Luisa Moore was in despair when her husband Roger returned from the supermarket and unpacked the chilled goods. She exclaimed, "Roger! You've gone and bought the display model again!!!"

  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    The higher-ups didn't want to cast Miss Piggy in AVTAK, believing they already had top-notch beautiful actresses in the form of Grace Jones and Tanya Roberts. If they only knew...
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "Be careful of her nail varnish, Inspector."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Did you miss me all your life, Roger?"

    "I never miss, Piggy."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited June 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Word: Pigging

    Definition: A smellier form of Dogging

    (Good luck with that reference to those of you outside the UK) :D
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    While Connery and Brosnan laughed off the sextapes the enemy made of them and their conquests, Moore felt cornered and did give in to blackmail.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Miss Piggy was told that all she had to do was kiss the frog and it would turn into a prince...

    "Oh s***. I was hoping it would be that Scottish one instead" she replied.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Roger to the make-up department on his new leading lady: "You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Stacey Glutton could no longer bend down to grab 'the soap'.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    They had a mutual love: A good sausage.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    A Jimmy Dean sausage?
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    Oh these are priceless =))
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "When one is in the pigsty, one should always delve deeply into its treasures."

    "Oh Roger, Moi?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Bond (referring to pet Kermit): "I thought you hated that thing."
    Miss Piggy (showing off sequins): "Don't you know? Frogs are a sow's best friend."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Roger: "Now all I need are two giant slices of white bread and some HP Sauce".
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    She should have stayed away from the Sea Wolf.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    Live and Let Pigsty was very well received amongst the porcine community, although Moore was blasted for his bestiality.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Bond: "So you live to Fry Another Day."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    Bond: "So you live to Fry Another Day."

    Miss Piggy: "I know all about you - bacon for dinner, bacon for breakfast."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Bond: "So you live to Fry Another Day."

    Miss Piggy: "I know all about you - bacon for dinner, bacon for breakfast."

    Bond: "Come on, put your loin into it".
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    "You never thought of looking inside your own organisation?
    She was right under your snout!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    MayDayDiVicenzo wrote:
    "You never thought of looking inside your own organisation?
    She was right under your snout!"

    Roger Moore: "I won myself my very own MI6 agent, using everything at my disposal - her brains, her talent...even her bacon."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Roger: "She has a crackling good personality as well".
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