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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    You're all a bunch of pervs...who are not making this easy for me to decide.

    Voting will be held tomorrow.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    You're all a bunch of pervs..
    and what a boring forum it would be if we weren't... :>
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,266
    No wonder if you show a picture of a Bond girl with a big fat pussy here, now is it.. :P
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited August 2011 Posts: 2,629
    Here I thought I was posting an innocent picture of Jane Seymour holding a domestic shorthair and this thread quickly turns Blue (Russian).

    This honestly was a tough decision, Before I announce the winner, I always like to post an obligatory entry (or two)...

    "I was a pure white cat once, but Jane had to have a wild night of voodoo with Baron Samedi and I ended up stuck in her tummy for several months."

    and,

    "Dang it, her pinky slipped again."


    If I don't list your entry, you tied for #6.

    #5 was Commander Ross with:

    "No wonder if you show a picture of a Bond girl with a big fat pussy here, now is it.."

    It wasn't an official entry, but it was an excellent comeback Commander. :)

    #4 was DaltonCraig with:

    "Jane Seymour is furry nice !"

    She certainly is DC. I bet that fur is nice and soft.

    #3 was Benny with:

    "You just pulled the DEATH card. Why are you smiling you sadistic cow?"

    Extra credit to Benny for taking the high road and avoiding the obvious.

    #2 was danslittlefinger for:

    "Apparently Solitaire is STILL the only game in town as she shows off her domestic short haired."

    Anyone who finds a pure white cat with a Bond girl must post it. ;)

    And this week's winner is....


    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 with...

    "Number 1 Google search this week is 'Jane Seymour's pussy'. But it's not what you think."

    That's exactly how I found that picture.


    Congratulations to Brady for the winning caption and to all for some great entries.

    Over to you Brady.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Alright guys, I'll post soon.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Here she is:

    image

    Have fun with it and get creative guys and girls. >:D<
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    The Feline Centipede
  • LudsLuds MIA
    Posts: 1,986
    "When Blofeld told us he was going to make clones, I didn't expect such side effect."
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    lol

    nice picture :)

    Pussy Galore?

    With 36 lives we should be safe enough?

    The leaning tower of Purr-za?

    I don't know





    :-?
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited August 2011 Posts: 8,266
    If the Bond-alarm goes off at Blofeld's lair, it's all Heads up, even for Blofeld's cat..
    or
    Even Blofeld's cat loves to ' double or nothing' at the cards table
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited August 2011 Posts: 886
    Tiddles took Mathis up on his offer of the "make you taller pills" but realized it was just good old LSD..... \:D/

    OR

    With my eyes only, I'll mess around in your head
    With my eyes only, you'll wish that you were dead
    You can see so many of me, you won't know black from blue
    It's always damn freaky, when I screw with you.... @-)

    In my eyes only, you see that my heart is always cold
    You really don't know me, but your soul is already sold
    Maybe I'm a heartless cat, but you will never be free
    Yes it's the drugs that I put into your tea.... ~O)

    With my eyes only, only for you
    You'll see what I want you to see, ME ME ME and ME!
    With my eyes only, only for you
    The torture I know you need from me, the fantasies you've fulfilled for me...
    Only for you, only for you.... >:D<
  • SharkBaitSharkBait
    Posts: 2,107
    See my hat? It's made of real cat skin. For realzies.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    Pussy Pyramid, the eigth wonder of the Ancient World.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    *bump*
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Any more voting? I'll declare a winner in the next 24 hours.
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited September 2011 Posts: 13,355
    That picture looks like an unstacked cat russian egg doll to me.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    Little known SPECTRE fact, Bofeld also had multiple moggies, just as he had multiple SPECTRE agents. He'd off a cat if it didn't use the kitty litter tray. Therefore new cats were often stacked up waiting to be Number ones...one.


    That's all I got.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited September 2011 Posts: 28,694
    Only a few hours left guys. There isn't a clear winner yet. Don't be afraid! Give me comedy gold! :-))
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    I like QoS...I don't...I do...I don't...
    bugger it, let's watch CR instead..
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    Blofelds patented traffic light system needed a little more tweaking.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Kananga's Fall 2011 headgear arrives.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Keep it coming guys!
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited September 2011 Posts: 886
    Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, I see Babs nipples are on show...

    blimey @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, you're squeezing this orange for all it's worth.. :-D making us work for it...
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Still haven't been hit out of the park yet. Just a short while now....You guys can do it!
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    Posts: 15,718
    No cats were harmed to make this computer-generated image...

  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited September 2011 Posts: 886
    Still haven't been hit out of the park yet. Just a short while now....You guys can do it!
    That maybe, but making a decision within a week is the heavy burden winners must carry. ;-)
    Personally I think there are some crackers entered....
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Alright, voting finally starts.

    In third place, @CommanderRoss:
    Even Blofeld's cat loves to ' double or nothing' at the cards table
    Taking second is @Baltimore_007:

    With 36 lives we should be safe enough?
    And for the second time, @CommanderRoss places first with:
    If the Bond-alarm goes off at Blofeld's lair, it's all Heads up, even for Blofeld's cat..
    Congratulations to all that placed, it was rough to choose. Anyway, do your thing @CommanderRoss, and send this ship onwards. Many laughs to come, fingers crossed.
    =D>
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited September 2011 Posts: 8,266
    my-oh-my, when I get all three places on the stage, I rule the world, no?
    thanks @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, the honour is almost to great to bare.

    well, here comes another one, be prepared, it's going to be bloody difficult!



    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7ZTz_lHk5vM/SFe_ajeh3RI/AAAAAAAAANY/1oFq5nHySwQ/s1600-h/pigcat3.jpg

    Good luck to all of you!
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    THEY CALL ME MISTER PIG, YAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited September 2011 Posts: 2,629

    This little kitty went to the scratching post
    This little kitty stayed in the lair
    This little kitty had catnip
    This little kitty had none
    This little kitty went "wee wee wee" on Blofeld's foot
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