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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Even though Tanner paid good money to get some company on his birthday, Tiddles contemplated leaving.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "No, Locque. Please don't take my money away from me!"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    AceHole wrote: »
    And here I was thinking it was one pun too far... :>

    All right then - next up

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    MR. Tiddles finally realised why he got paid so much money for beeing Blofeld's cat...
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Bond: "You earned it. You keep it...old pussy!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Bond: "You earned it. You keep it...old pussy!"
    Haha, the look of shame on his face, realizing how he sold himself for what? And the ridicule on this site, for as long as the internet exists.

    @Dragonpol, my spy satellite has caught him crawling into a garbage disposal bag now.
    You have nine more lives on your conscience. If it exists.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Bond: "You earned it. You keep it...old pussy!"

    Incidentally, that is also what James told Donna Lucia.

    After introducing himself of course, like a true gentleman.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    @Thunderfinger, you are a HOOT! :))
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Tiddles knew a large amount of whiskey combined with gambling and strip clubs would pay off.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Why did Dr No and Oddjob give the master all this paper?

    And what is that knife doing there?
  • AceHoleAceHole Belgium, via Britain
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    'Last call...'
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Tiddles, moved his paw down again, looked at all the money
    and wondered were they worth losing after all.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Kitty Killifer: "Two million dollars is one hell of a chunk of Whiskas!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Tiddles' owner was beyond furious. Once again the feline had gotten into his safe and, after losing a high stakes game of Go Fish against the other neighborhood cats, had lost a good 2/3 of it.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    He wondered how much longer he could get away with paying his employees cash-in-paw wages, leaving no paper trail and keeping the Taxcat off his tail.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Le Priffre:
    'You changed your shirt, Mr. Brrrond. I hope our little game isn't cousing to to perspire'.
    Mr. Brrond: 'A little. But I won't consider myself to be in danger until my ears fail to show'.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    Le Priffre:
    'You changed your shirt, Mr. Brrrond. I hope our little game isn't cousing to to perspire'.
    Mr. Brrond: 'A little. But I won't consider myself to be in danger until my ears fail to show'.

    I think you mean purrrspire. ;)
  • AceHoleAceHole Belgium, via Britain
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    All excellent captions (some more bizarrely abstract than others...), but the one that had me laughing out loud to curious glances at the office was simple & succinct:

    Tiddles was shocked when he heard them say " Let's put the money in a kitty"

    Nice one. Take it away, @Thunderpussy..!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    edited December 2015 Posts: 13,384
    Wow, nice surprise. I'll hopefully get a photo up quickly :)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    funny-cats-pictures.jpg

    Once again apologies if this has already been used.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Tiddles' reaction after finally meeting Pussy Galore.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Verity was introduced to her new student at Blades:

    "I see you handle you weapon well".

    Tiddles: "I like to keep my tip up."
  • JohnHammond73JohnHammond73 Lancashire, UK
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    There's a deliberate omission in my effort below.


    "Hi, I'm Plenty, Plenty O' Tool......"

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    "I'm afraid you cought me with more then my paws up.."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Kitty Scaramanga shows off his "fifth leg".
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    It has been used before. Quite recently.

    That is both a caption and a statement.
  • AceHoleAceHole Belgium, via Britain
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    "Is anything the matter, Sir Tiddles?"
    - "Just a slight stiffness coming on..."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    It's ribbed. For your pleasure.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    It was now decided that Tiddles would have all 'Desperate Housewives' TV privileges revoked when his owner was away.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He preferred it shaken, not stirred.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Bond was beside himself when he finally came upon the father of the dearly departed Plenty.
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