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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Have at.

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  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    Despite his best efforts, Max the parrot could not coax Mr. Tiddles out of his catatonic state.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The age old dream of cycling proved to be the downfall of the birds.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Cat: "Boy, that was some strong skunk I just smoked!"
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    edited March 2017 Posts: 6,844
    Loving these! (Right out the gates with the groaners I see, BMW ;) )
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The bird was safe. He was member of a gang.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    With the demise of Blofeld, his cat couldn't even be amused by his favorite snack cycling off the table into a schredder.
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
    edited March 2017 Posts: 3,000
    Blofeld's cat was unamused by Max's attempt to start "Hell's Parrots".
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Can you do this, furball? Well, can you?!
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    I'll let this birdy ride through the weekend. So get your yucks in. Get 'em all in a row.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Tiddles stepped into inventions after Blofeld. His first mission: upgrading 'bird on a wire'.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Thanks all for participating. We have a winner:
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Cat: "Boy, that was some strong skunk I just smoked!"

    Runner-up:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    The age old dream of cycling proved to be the downfall of the birds.

    Over to you, @Dragonpol.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Thank you for selecting my entry, @Some_Kind_Of_Hero. :)

    Here is your new cat picture to caption:

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Is that some deep metaphor for life?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Is that some deep metaphor for life?

    Maybe. Depends how one reads it.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Me so corny.
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    (Mouth full of food):"Fracking James Barnd! Shtealing my fishhh! Makin me eat shtupid corn!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Meet Cubby s cat Cobby.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Maize force be with you.
  • BMW_with_missilesBMW_with_missiles All the usual refinements.
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Meet Cubby s cat Cobby.

    Cobby Cornoli.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    When life gives you lemons eat corn on the cob.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Le Chiffre had brought the cat.

    "The question remains...will you yield...in time?"
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    "Behold, Mr. Bond, the instruments of arma—whoops! meant to swivel us the other way. Wrong bay window. There we go. Nevermind what you just saw. Behold, Mr. Bond..."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Blofeld's first torture design: as soon as the cat had eaten all the corn, it the contra weight would have gone and the spike would plunge in the victim. Problem was, the cat always left half the corn....
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    When Irma left her dildo to dry, the smell was just too irresistible.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Then he realized Ernst had dipped it in superglue, just for the hell of it.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Keep the entries coming! :)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "I said I want some mice, not maize! Damn!"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Waiting for popcorn? do I look like I give a damn?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    For their ads, Monsanto needed someone with nine lives.
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