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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    They re-enacted a scene from GoldenEye:

    Boris (underneath): "You sit on it, but you can't take it with you."
    Bond (on top): "Chair!"
    Anna (in front): "He wouldn't know a pussy if one came up and sat on his head."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Bond was so good in concealment, Blofeld didn't even see him on his cat farm...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    He was just glad it was only cats raining on his head.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Whenever Irma petted him, he got that fishy smell all over him.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    You've been doing good, people! Keep going, I won't judge before the coming weekend.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Scoring that goal was sweet!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Planning to decide in the course of Wednesday. X minus 2 days...and counting.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Who farted?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    General Mograno regretted not listening to Tominic: "So, if you decide not to sign, you will wake up with furballs in your mouth and your willing replacement sleeping on top of you. If you doubt that, then shoot me, take that money and have a good cat nap."
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    OK, my assorted ailurophiles, here, with the requisite delay, is my wise and salomonic decision:

    THIRD PLACE:
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    Bond was so good in concealment, Blofeld didn't even see him on his cat farm...

    SECOND PLACE:
    QBranch wrote: »
    He was just glad it was only cats raining on his head.

    AND THE WINNER IS...
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Oddjob was having the whole family over for dinner.

    Congratulations and over to you, @Thunderfinger.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Wise decision thanks!

    Here is the new picture
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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Everyone noticed the dark clouds, but only he could see the rainbows.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    The cat came to the awful realization that smoking this strange-tasting cigarette wouldn't make him look as cool as Connery after all.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    The first tests of Blofeld's allergy cures had some strange side-effects. Allthough Mr. Tiddles did like this version Irma better.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Mr. Tiddles should have been warned after the cabbie had told him, "You're headin' into Harlem, man!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Don t bogart that joint!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    So this was what Ernst meant when he said, "Cat, you're going to be part of SPECTRE's joint task force."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    So this was what Ernst meant when he said, "Cat, you're going to be part of SPECTRE's joint task force."

    @j_w_pepper , that secures you the win. Over to you.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Thanks. Since this comes kind of suddenly, I'll have to revert separately with a new one.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    OK, here we go. FYI, the sign reads "Beware of Dog" in German.
    warnunggnass.jpg
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Irma thought Tiddles was a great dog.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Q: How many lives do cats have, and are they really called dogs in Germany?

    A: Nein!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    She got her favourite spot to herself after putting up that sign. Those dumb Swiss cats!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    This is how Tiddles got in the picture with Blofeld. Just out of sight are the remains of two german shepards....
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Three minutes later, he would regret never learning German.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    OK, keep 'em coming...I hope I get around to judging by tomorrow night or so.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited December 2017 Posts: 45,489
    warnunggnass.jpg

    If his friends hadn t told him the sign meant "Free catfood" he never would have guessed. They re the best!
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    edited April 2018 Posts: 6,844
    The midday heat put him into a—wait for it—catatonic state.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    OK, drum roll........
    No. 3:
    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    This is how Tiddles got in the picture with Blofeld. Just out of sight are the remains of two german shepards....
    Runner-up:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    She got her favourite spot to herself after putting up that sign. Those dumb Swiss cats!
    ...and the winner is:
    QBranch wrote: »
    Q: How many lives do cats have, and are they really called dogs in Germany?

    A: Nein!
    So, @QBranch, it's up to you again.
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