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Not that the competition was fierce, but it was still a good one! I myself am the runner-up in this as well.
Q: Listen carefully Bond I have purrfected the Taxidermy incendry device, two strokes activate the countdown clawk.
(Connery's) Bond: Cat'll do nicely
Hello, James. Welcome. Do you like my dwelling? My cats had a dwelling. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in a minute. But still, it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, I came home from work and discovered the power had been cut off and my furniture repossessed! They'd seen I couldn't pay my mortgage, because I got fired from my job for going behind my boss's back to help Double-Oh-Seven. So how do you survive without electricity and a comfortable bed? Hmm? My new squatter friends showed me. We put some paper in an oil drum and lit it for warmth and lighting, then slept on the ground. And M would come for my balls and... *snip snip* ...he'd put them on his tree for Christmas decorations. And then we'd start to think about food. And after a month, the cats and I are out of Whiskas. But what do you do then? Seek out a homeless shelter? Put us down? No. You just leave us. And we begin to become emaciated. And one by one... *gnaw gnaw* ...the three of us start eating each other until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do the new tenants let us stay? No. They take us and release us into the alley way. But now we don't eat proper food anymore. We only eat cat. You have changed our nature. The two survivors, this is what you made us.
Oh, and I really, really hate you again.
Meow it's your move, Double-Oh Seven.
I think I'll name you...
So "the cat came back" you could say. Over to @Thunderfinger.
and milk products was hard to properly express.
saves the day when he's adopted by Odd Job and comes across his journal.