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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Parking is free at Shatterhand's Garden of Death.

  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    edited August 2020 Posts: 25,092
    'Hmm which Pussy has the real Lektor decoder? '
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Failed auditions often led to despondence and thoughts of suicide.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    New kitties on the block.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Parking is free at Ernst Stavro Blofeld Cat Rescue.

  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    Control:'MOONRAKER 4 and 5 are sleeping on the job again, try catnip or a cucumber sandwich'

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Q's cats didn't let OO7's veiled threats affect their carefree lifestyle.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    On your marks, get set, NAP!

    Judging around this time tomorrow, folks.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited August 2020 Posts: 13,789
    Deleted scene (or un-shot footage):

    Pussy Galore reveals she's named for the cats that hang out
    in the parking lot adjacent to the fish market.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Race doesn t matter.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Patience is a virtue when it comes to waiting for the release of No Time To Die

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The Infinite Cat Theorem
    A cat at a word processor for an infinite amount of time will eventually write a Bond screenplay.
    (Unless the word processor turns to stone. Half that time for two cats.)

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bump
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Bond Cat and Jinx Cat mounted the Switchblades (the blades themselves would be added in later with shoddy CGI).

    Black cat powdered her nose on the white line, while other black cat chose to roll in it.

    NTTD stunt cat showed DC Cat
    how to hide behind a block when a car approaches.

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    Runner up: RichardTheBruce for 'The Infinite Cat Theorem' and more of OO7's veiled threats.

    Winner:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Oddjob s custom made chopping blocks, for collecting the blood.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    New kitties on the block.

    Congrats, Thundy, it's yours. The photo got a lot more captions than I expected, and some impressive ones too. Thanks to all for playing, but let's get some more people joining in next time.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks, @QBranch!

    Yeah, it was a tricky one, I don t know about this:

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  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    2013-very-funny-cat-fights.jpg

    Tiddles ropes his pal in to re-enact the Bruce Lee v Chuck Norris fight scene from The Way of the Dragon.
  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    'Psst... there is a Fox behind you'
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited August 2020 Posts: 13,789
    It was no secret which cat self-identified with Billie Eilish. 466a53e8e1714a480238f1696e423c80462da2e2.png

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2020 Posts: 14,571
    Before the GoldenEye blast: a lectured Tanner with his tail between his legs (left), and 007's hunch (right).
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Cat-acted performance art represents reaction to controversial opinions expressed across the years.

    1969: I like OHMSS.
    1989: I like LTK.
    2008: I like QOS.
    2015: I like SP.
    2020: I like NTTD. Preemptively.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    BOND 37 involves a Q-Branch brain-transmogrifier switching
    the consciousnesses of Q and OO7 with Q's own cats, to hilarious effect and hijinks.

    Tag line: Wrong p*ssies.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Surprised no one came up with the lazy Last cat standing yet. Good thing you didn t .

    Carry on!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2020 Posts: 14,571
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Surprised no one came up with the lazy Last cat standing yet.
    Thought of it as soon as seeing the pic, but held out, because I can do much better - see below.

    TLD jailer (to Bond):

    "I did not tell mew to get down!"

    "I did not tell mew to get up!"

    "Meow get up!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    [Moore Bond voice]

    Sih-TUH!

  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
    edited August 2020 Posts: 25,092
    2013-very-funny-cat-fights.jpg

    Black and White Cat:
    'I've got no strings
    To hold me down
    To make me fret
    Or make me frown
    I had strings
    But now I'm free
    There are no strings on me'

    Tiddles: 'Dear God... Guards ready the Sharks with laser beams stuck to their heads'
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited August 2020 Posts: 13,789
    2013-very-funny-cat-fights.jpg

    "All I have for you is a word. Tenet."

  • Fire_and_Ice_ReturnsFire_and_Ice_Returns I am trying to get away from this mountan!
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    'Skyfall...'
    'Done'
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Ground Control (left), and Major Tomcat (far above the world).
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The very first stand-up show in the cat community was a moderate success.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Repeated delays to the No Time To Die release date were not well received.

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