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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    In an alternate timestream where the Blofeld trilogy is filmed in order,
    OO7 kills Blofeld's Cat before moving on to Irma and Ernst.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Decatipation.
  • WillyGalore_ReduxWillyGalore_Redux I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaaaaaaming
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    Always use your pussy to sharpen your tool.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Cat sat, cat splat.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He had invited Oddjob to a royal meal.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Oddjob's Cook made the tactical error of targeting Blofeld's Cat for the next meal.
    Oddjob himself was not blamed but was forced to find work outside SPECTRE.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited October 2020 Posts: 13,908
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    Sometimes, distraught over failed schemes, Blofeld would decide he needed a new cat.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    He went all stabby on the tabby.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    At times, jealousy ran rampant in the ranks of SPECTRE. (It was usually Number 2.)

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I told you, THAT is not the litterbox!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He was getting ahead.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Blofeld pursued the title of "count".
    Blofeld's Cat settled for knighthood.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Karma sucks.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    It was the only pussy he could penetrate.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Mondays are Hell.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The cats never accepted the human as their new king.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He had no head for knives.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    And then, alas, the director yelled "Cut!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited November 2020 Posts: 13,908
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    "Hold it! Steady! Don't move! I'll get that fly!!"


  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Offedapussy.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    In explanation: the illustration I came across is from 1908 representing the 17th Century French fable La Chatte Blanche (The White Cat). I thought it was interesting and upbeat. Without giving all the detail, the story is resolved when the young prince cuts off the head of the white cat (at its own insistence) to reveal what he's been looking for all along.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Cat_(fairy_tale)



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    While events conspired against the production at every turn, young Gregg Wilson kept faith
    and eventually was the brave soul that stepped forward to cut off the white cat's head--
    removing the curse to allow NO TIME TO DIE to finally release in theaters April 2021.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He was a member of the Pet Chop Boys.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Furever and a Slay.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The King had told him to cut the crap, but the young prince was hard of hearing.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    The cat in the hat comes back.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Wherever I slay my cat, that s my home.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2020 Posts: 14,672
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    A Mew to a Kill.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    On Her Meowjesty's Secret Service and Off With Her Head

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "I'll see you for breakfast, Felix."
  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    It's the Cat's Me-Ouch.
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