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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    A tad predictable, but:


    "My name is Pussy Galore."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I had a great caption ready, but the cat ate it.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    edited June 2021 Posts: 6,844
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Bond entered the livingroom, and he could hear Felix s voice from within the cat: "Seriously? And now THIS???"

    A genuine Feline Appetizer.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Barbara Broccoli's successes producing Bond films
    allowed her to share the wealth.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Doctor No's cat grew unusually large thanks to the radiation, but it didn't compensate for having no hands.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    QBranch wrote: »
    Doctor No's cat grew unusually large thanks to the radiation, but it didn't compensate for having no hands.

    “One million tons, Mr. Bond. You were wondering how much litter box sand I have to buy each year.”
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Craig Bond (stands in doorway): Hello puuuuuussy.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Scaramanga gave Nick Nack a cat for Christmas.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Oddjob rarely dreamed. But when he did, it took on some significance.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Yes, the winner is:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Bond entered the livingroom, and he could hear Felix s voice from within the cat: "Seriously? And now THIS???"

    Congratulations. Trusting you from here, @Thunderfinger.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Many thanks, @RichardTheBruce . Here is the new challenge.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The Hildebrand Rarity, Disney Pictures, 2032.
    70th anniversary for Bond films. All-animal cast.

    James Bond Agent OO7 cautiously wakes M to receive his mission.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Why, why, why! Why did Bond threaten Q's cats?!?

  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    "It's gonna be okay, guy. They only said they're moving it to April '22 this time."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The sense of relief was palpable for Cat upon learning of
    the Korean penchant for 보신탕 (boshintang, a canine soup).

    Likewise Dog's growing feeling of doom upon smelling the scent
    of green onions, perilla leaves, and dandelions.
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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Mathiss (to Spaniel Craig): "Furgive Vespurr. Furgive yourself. Fur--"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    All of these are great. Keep it up.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Not everyone welcomed rumours of Aiden Turner being cast in the Bond role.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Cat had issues about being woke.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "So you saw Irma. What s the big deal?"

    "You don t understand. She was NAKED!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Well. Tosca's not for everyone.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    As so often before, Oddjob is the key to success. We have a winner.

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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    The sense of relief was palpable for Cat upon learning of
    the Korean penchant for 보신탕 (boshintang, a canine soup).

    Likewise Dog's growing feeling of doom upon smelling the scent
    of green onions, perilla leaves, and dandelions.
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    Back to you, @RichardTheBruce !
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Okay you asked for it.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He tried tip-toeing away, but his sneakers made a squeaking noise, like a mouse squealing.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Felix escaped via a regurgitated furball.

    Then an owl swooped down and carried him off.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited September 2021 Posts: 13,908

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    Oddjob suffered chronic dreams of being Caucasian
    and being set upon by cats seeking revenge.

  • jobojobo
    edited September 2021 Posts: 7,507
    When Sean had prayed every day for heaven to be full of giant pussies, this was not what he had had i mind...
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited October 2021 Posts: 13,908
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    Fleeing Q`s giant cat, Bond ran straight into Sylvia Trench.
    Unfortunately he had failed to keep in touch
    and they were not on good terms.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He had ratted on the gang, and now karma caught up with him.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    This is what she made us.

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