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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited January 2022 Posts: 13,909

    However hard Martin Blank worked to respect his cat's privacy,
    the unnamed feline's gyrations made it difficult.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Blofeld had killed all the dogs in Europe.

    "High five!"
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,081
    OK, people, I'm gonna wrap this up by, say, Sunday night some time. Not too many contenders for the crown, are there?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,909

    Once dusted with catnip, Cat lost all awareness
    and Bond roamed Q`s flat unfettered.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    OK, people, I'm gonna wrap this up by, say, Sunday night some time. Not too many contenders for the crown, are there?

    royal-cat-queen-portrait-painting-milly-may.jpg
    I can arrange a meeting with your cat.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    @j_w_pepper's cat: "Nooooo, Heracles gas...I'm dyyying...arrrrgghhhhh!"

    @j_w_pepper, misting the room with air freshener: "Okay, I get it. We'll watch something other than No Time to Die tonight."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,672
    "Smell my armpit - I'm wearing Lynx."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    " No! You really can t do your business in the sopha!"

    "Oh, behave!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,909


    THE BRIDGE IS THAT WAY!!
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  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,081
    Hi folks,

    I enjoyed your contributions quite a bit, and I'll tell my cat (not that she'll comprehend...). The hard part is choosing the winner, and I've decided to settle for the one that made me laugh the most...regardless of an actual Bond script connection (not to mention Blofeld...I think he's only mentioned in the thread title because he owned a cat).

    So the winner is...
    Some_Kind_Of_Hero wrote: »

    @j_w_pepper's cat: "Nooooo, Heracles gas...I'm dyyying...arrrrgghhhhh!"

    @j_w_pepper, misting the room with air freshener: "Okay, I get it. We'll watch something other than No Time to Die tonight."

    Congrats, @Some_Kind_Of_Hero. My cat Henna sends her regards (from my sofa, resting to the left of my left thigh) as now one of the more popular felines on this part of the Internet.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Why thank you, @j_w_pepper, I'm honored! Will get a new feline up soon!

    (My regards, likewise, to Henna.)
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    And...here...we...go!

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
    Posts: 7,057
    Originally, Blofeld and his cat were going to appear in the freefall scene of Moonraker. The crew even got as far as training stuntcats to perform the acrobatic stunts needed, but the results were lackluster. When it came to heights, they were real pussies.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,909

    Oddjob appreciated the thought that Goldfinger put into his birthday gift.
    With respect, he would collect his dinner from 6 O'clock, then counter-clockwise.


  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited January 2022 Posts: 14,672
    Blofeld Cat doppelgängers in pitonproof vests showed curiosity in Willard's world map model beneath the glass.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,909

    M regretted allowing Bring Your Pet to Work Day at MI6.
    Not least for the projects perpetrated by members of Q Branch.


  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    It was raining cats, but not dogs.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,081
    Since ninety percent of people killed in HALO jumps got tangled up in their chutes and drowned, SPECTRE decided it might be good to employ creatures that have another eight tries left.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    They were approaching Gibraltar, and had no idea that one of the "dogs" was real.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,909

    First Jaws deployed his clowder of villainous cats after 007 in freefall.
    They sucked.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,909
    Skydiving%20cats

    Pussy Galore's Flying Circus started small.

  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Last call for the free fall.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,672
    If Hemingway knew what people were doing to his cats, fur would fly.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,909

    Even cats need 'chutes.

  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,081
    "If God had wanted cats to fly, Mr. Wint..."
    "...he would have given them wings, Mr. Kidd!"
  • slide_99slide_99 USA
    Posts: 698
    -I have been training my own special "angels of death."
    -Those cats?
    - Those cats.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    Posts: 6,844
    As Vesper would say, "It was time."

    First, the runner-up, @Thunderfinger with a fun reimagining of TLD's PTS.
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    They were approaching Gibraltar, and had no idea that one of the "dogs" was real.

    And the winner, @QBranch with this clever, outside-the-box scenario:
    QBranch wrote: »
    Blofeld Cat doppelgängers in pitonproof vests showed curiosity in Willard's world map model beneath the glass.

    As James Bond would say, "Andre, I must pass the shoe." Over to you, @QBranch!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Nice!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,909
    Okay. Now what happens.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,672
    Cheers @Some_Kind_Of_Hero, that was a fun round. Apologies for the delay, I'll leave it to whoever wants to post a pic.
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