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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Help me find that litter box or you'll be sorry!
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited November 2011 Posts: 2,629
    OK, I have to do it. I can no longer hide back the temptation.

    (To the tune of that psychadelic classic "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane)


    One ear makes you larger
    And one paw makes you small
    And the saki that Tiger feeds you
    Don't do anything at all
    Go ask Blofeld
    When he's in a volcano

    And if you go chasing diamonds
    And you know you're going to roll
    Tell 'em a hooker at the craps table
    Has given you the itch
    Call Blofeld
    When he was wearing a dress

    When then men on the ski slopes
    Get up and chase you down the snow
    And you've just hit some kind of tree stump
    And your feet are moving slow
    Go ask Blofeld
    I think he's branched off

    When logic and proportion
    Have been lost on the writers
    And the First Knight is phoning it in
    And the Red Head shoots off Tracy's head
    Remember what the kitten said;
    Get off my head
    Get off my head
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Kerim, man - that's awesome! Love it! (got Grace Slick singing it in my head ...)
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    edited November 2011 Posts: 1,699
    http://www.funnycutepics.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/easter-kitten.jpg

    "You were expecting some bunny else...?"

  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    Last Call
  • VirageVirage
    edited November 2011 Posts: 1,856
    Okay Judging

    In 3rd Place
    [Drum Roll]
    @Kerim with...

    EON has reached a compromise with Ralph Fiennes on his demand for a white rabbit in his role in Skyfall.
    In Second Place
    [Drum Roll With Trumpert over tune Sounds]
    Its a tie between @baltiMoore for
    Needing money, Mr. Kitty took the only job offered to him - Greeter at the newly opened Piz Gloria location of the Playboy Club.
    and @brady for

    "If you think he looks sour there wait until you see his Christmas photo."
    And First Place
    [orchestration fanfare]
    @danslittlefinger with..
    Blofeld's latest attempt (through Tiddles) to infiltrate the Playboy mansion backfires when Hugh unveils his new bride.
    The engagement ring is 18 carrots. :-D
    Congratulations your prize is to chose the next photo and your other prize: this rabbit.
    http://www.funnycutepics.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/easter-kitten.jpg

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Congrats @danslittlefinger. A truly brilliant joke! Well deserved. =D>
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited November 2011 Posts: 886
    Oh my, I won with my last minute entry? :O
    Well then many thanks Virage. Many thanks OBrady.

    Will post new pic soon. :-D

    Edit: Not many good ones out there but here we go, let's see what this musters up;
    <img src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6113/6342693256_f71d3d6846.jpg"

    One week hence for judging. Come on regulars and newbies, do your stuff.
    \:D/
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    Being the pet of number 1 really caught up with tiddles
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    Posts: 4,399
    "Well I clawed a mouse in Reno, just to watch him die."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Poor M-Cat fell for Elektra Kitty's trap.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "Nobody knows my trouble I've seen
    Nobody knows but Blofeld
    Nobody knows the trouble I'e seen
    Glory, Hallelujah

    Sometimes I'm up, sometimes
    I'm down, ohh, yes Blofeld
    Sometimes I'm almost 6 feet in the ground, oh yes, Blofeld

    Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
    Nobody knows but Blofeld
    James Bond knows the trouble I've seen
    Glory, Hallelujah

    If you go to Kitty Heaven before,
    I do, oh yes Blofeld
    Tell all the other cats, I'm
    coming too, oh yes Blofeld

    Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
    Nobody knows but Blofeld
    Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
    Glory, Hallelujah

    Although you see me bond
    Going on so, oh yes
    Blofeld gives me my trials, here in his lair
    Ohh yes Bond

    Oh, nobody knows the trouble I've seen
    Nobody knows but Blofeld
    Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
    Glory, Hallelujah,
    Ohh, glory, Hallelujah!!!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited November 2011 Posts: 14,682
    Eating nothing but siamese fighting fish day in, day out, kept a plump Blofeld cat from escaping prison.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Great entries, please keep 'em coming! \:D/
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    "Hey derz mister poliz ovicer, I wasunt tryin to escape or nuttin. Just gettin da fresh airz. Pawmise"
  • Monsieur_AubergineMonsieur_Aubergine Top of the Eiffel Tower with a fly in my soup!
    Posts: 642
    Italian Pussy Behind Bars - Now Showing on BRAVO.

    The disappointment I felt when I tuned in! Never mind, Doggy Style Salon is on the other channel, i'll check that instead....
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,334

    image

    Blofeld's cat just felt he was in Candid Camera. Did they really put him in a cell with bars for humans?
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Great entries but why am I thinking about Mathis' safe house in Italy? :-?
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    edited November 2011 Posts: 1,699
    Blofeld's pussy regretted renting that apartment in Sienna when 007 decided to turn up and jump about all over the shop - poor moggy was taking a nap...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited November 2011 Posts: 14,682
    Even when upgraded to a manx security prison full of rats, Tabby was still top cat.

    or

    SOMEBODY GET MEOW-TTA HERE!!!
  • HASEROTHASEROT has returned like the tedious inevitability of an unloved season---
    Posts: 4,399
    ATTI-CAT! ATTI-CAT!
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745


    SOMEBODY GET MEOW-TTA HERE!!!
    stitches, my friend. Bravo.
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
    Posts: 15,723
    What a view... To a Kill...
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Oh yes these are very good, very good indeed. :-bd
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    CommanderRoss wrote:
    <img src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6113/6342693256_f71d3d6846.jpg">;

    Blofelds cat is miffed after being told he'd find Pussy Galore if he spent time in Goldfingers jail cell.

  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    'This is a Cat-astrophe' or

    'When I said I wanted to see my neighbors pussy from across the street this wasn't quite what I had in mind'

    'I'm not Feline too good today'

    'The Judge thinks I may be purr-doned''

    'I escaped the death penalty by a whisker'
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,682
    Cat burglars everywhere had a right old laugh at Pussy Galawless.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Last 24 hrs. Keep 'em coming. Brilliant stuff.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    "Actually I only stay because they serve Whiskas and it isn't a hollowed out volcano with ninjas, rockets and explosions. To be honest I could fit through the bars as you can see, but that would be to easy. I'm sure they're more worried that I'm a talking cat!
    Meow."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited November 2011 Posts: 28,694
    "I will not be held in this cell! My rights are being abused and my paws are being firmly held by the long arm of the established system or law and order! I refuse to be held in contempt, and I WILL have my regular dietary supplement of 100 calorie catnip and milk with enough of a chill to make Jack Frost get hypothermia!" (Blofeld enters the cell to check on CatLock) "I mean...ah....meow.....meow......purrrrrrr......meow......"
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