BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited June 2022 Posts: 14,571
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    "Why is your tail vibrating, and why am I suddenly up to my elbows in water?"

    Blofeld ordered his cat to mark his territory on Tracy. Thoroughly.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Domino, you managed to get yourself all wet!"
    "Yes, Uncle. But my pussy is still dry."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited June 2022 Posts: 13,789

    In the Disney animated version of For Special Services (2036),
    Nina Bismaquer is non-binary, has a white cat, and saves Bond's life.
    But she still has unilateral amazia and gets
    crushed and consumed by her own pet python.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Paul Shaggis offered her a hand, but she took her chances on the shark pool.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Teleported forward in time, Blofeld's Cat sought to escape Safin's Poison Garden
    but failed to notice his android servant was melting in the toxic slurry.
    Then there would be the zombies and dinosaurs to contend with.
    So the old adage about 2 graves was in play. Even for cats.
    At least his clones would survive.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Be careful what you wish for, green tea latte lovers.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    In Barbara s recurring dream, she emerges from the sea while Daniel is spying on her from behind a tree.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited July 2022 Posts: 13,789

    As the third Masterson girl, Stephanie, approached,
    Oddjob could only focus on the cat resting on her shoulders.

  • Tracy: “Goodness, who knew this was quicksand? Oh look, there’s a rope attached to that tree! Do you think you can jump to shore?”

    Blofeld’s cat: *jumps to shore*

    Tracy: “Thank heavens, we’re saved. Now you can throw me that rope.”

    Blofeld’s cat:
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    Tracy: “You’re going to throw me that rope now, right?”

    Blofeld’s cat:
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    Tracy: “You’re going to throw me that rope now…right?”

    Blofeld’s cat:
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Alright alright alright.

    Time to re-declare this image as
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    Though in defense it did trigger the golden (though questionable in its way) caption from the winner. And a different kind of golden than @QBranch's contribution.

    Paul Shaggis offered her a hand, but she took her chances on the shark pool.

    Congratulations to @Thunderfinger and all best with future catptioning.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thank you, @RichardTheBruce . And thanks to Paul as well.
    Here is another catpic.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    As the DAF production closed, cast and crew celebrated an enjoyable experience.
    With one exception.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a cat!"
    "Hrmpf, not me. I d rather be a dog."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The all-feline Disney version of GF (2037) disappointed.

    Not least for the re-imagining of Oddjob as a cheerful bad guy
    with flashes of red on his bowler hat and bowtie.
    But the biggest misstep: he eats mice, vice cats.


  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Scat Cat was a member of "Death to Mice".
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited July 2022 Posts: 13,789
    Scat Cat was a member of "Death to Mice".

    Then Scat Cat suddenly found hisself lifted in identical fashion by his OWN tail into the air.
    That damned food chain. Circle of Life. Diet karma. And Oddjob had found his latest meal.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited August 2022 Posts: 13,789

    When the fourth mouse disappeared during Spectre filming, the rodent wranglers were paid and dismissed.
    So after the original good intentions of the filmmakers to focus on live action, they backflipped to CGI.
    Leaving Scat Cat searching for another food source.

  • Blofeld's cat was thrilled to hear 007 would henceforth be in the hands of the Mouse. (Until he realized that meant Eon had been taken over by Disney.)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The Cat of Spectreville
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    This picture didn t trigger the imagination of too many, I take the blame. But we got some good captions just the same, and this was my favourite this time around:

    As the DAF production closed, cast and crew celebrated an enjoyable experience.
    With one exception.


    Good one, @RichardTheBruce . Back to you.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Okay.

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    It was obvious which one of them had gotten into the milk. The other ginger only drank it.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Goldfinger s cat had run away from Oddjob s lustful stares, but Blofeld was sending him back.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Right idea. But wrong pussy.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The Bond filmmakers started using CGI cats
    when the real cats
    stopped looking like real cats.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Oddjob s favourite diner had both a la carte and takeaway.
  • SIS_HQSIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters
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    Okay.

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    The one is Blofeld's cat, the other one was Bond's cat!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    The experiment yielded unexpected results for Schrödinger.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Proven: the copy WASN'T as good as the original.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Finally the Chinese spare parts arrived.
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