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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited January 2012 Posts: 14,596
    Funny-white-cat-resting-510x300.jpg?9d7bd4

    Heineken's new mascot, 'Heinekat' literally became washed-up overnight.
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    Next on Current life of the former famous- Mr. Cuddles,.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited January 2012 Posts: 12,480
    Sadly, trying to keep up with his old mate Tomcat O'Toole proved disastrous for Mr. Tibbles, who passed out murmuring, "Die another Day ..."
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886
    Daniel Craig: 'My Life as a Cat.'
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,267
    Blofeld's cat never tasted that drink before. It was called ' knock out punch'
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886
    The day after Hogmanay at Blofeld's scottish castle, ”SkyeHigh” was not a pretty sight...all those s.m.e.r.s.h.e.d. pussies.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Much like Garfield and Heathcliff before him, Catlock Meowka hit a snag in his acting career and spun into a life of sex, drugs, and typecasting. Soon after leaving the profession after his famous cat freakout in the film You Only Live Twice, he became a shut in, and was trouble for the London police. One of his most recent exploits saw him parading around Chelsea, bottle of rum in hand and having a smoke, waving his paw in furry at a school of Japanese fighting fish located in a local pet store. He is rarely seen making public appearances now, but you can still catch him on reruns during his stint on the reality show 9 Lives And Counting: Feline Stars Fall From Grace.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886
    'All of us are in the gutter but the majority are too drunk to look at the stars.' (*)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    If Blofeld's guards had to pay the taxidermist out of pocket for Sir Muffingtop's stuffing, they were at least going to have fun setting up the body. ;)
  • VirageVirage
    edited January 2012 Posts: 1,856
    Jingles tried to make DAF seem better...
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Judging soon?
  • BritishChap007BritishChap007
    edited January 2012 Posts: 555
    Like so many others before him, Blofeld's cat got drunk and passed out into his own toilet

    *see the sand he is lying on*
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Let's give it 24 more hours for any last minute entries.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886
    Mendes tries and fails to make SF another Road to Purrrdition.

    or

    Tiddles goes rogue when he finds out that Tom Ford doesn't do pussies...
    <font size="1">dress them that is.</font>

    or

    They had to improvise Tiddles' farewell scene as the ending (a la Mathis) was nixed to due the fact that the dumpster was full of Ikea boxes, a sofa and a crap he had taken earlier.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    OK, one more ...

    Poor Tiddles, fallen off the wagon again. He just learned that Madonna is singing the theme song to Skyfall - in a duet with Justin Bieber.
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    Judging soon
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Quite a few good entries, but I'm going to give it to 4EverBonded with the last minute entry of:
    4EverBonded wrote:
    Poor Tiddles, fallen off the wagon again. He just learned that Madonna is singing the theme song to Skyfall - in a duet with Justin Bieber.

    That indeed would force me to resort to alcohol and tobacco.

    Congratulations and over to you 4EverBonded.

  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited January 2012 Posts: 12,480
    Thanks, Kerim! Surprised I got this one. :) All the entries make me laugh.
    OKay, give me a little time and I'll have the next picture ...
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    http://roflmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/funny-animals-cat-bath-time.jpg
    trying to get this to come up ... sorry!! sorry for delay!!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    http://www.funnybackgroundpics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/animal-funny-kitten-lifting-weights-backgrounds-wallpapers.jpg

    or this one ... geez, I am helpless at this - sorry! (plus my computer's in Japanese, which I do not read ...)
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited January 2012 Posts: 2,629
    I'll give you a hand chum.

    animal-funny-kitten-lifting-weights-backgrounds-wallpapers.jpg
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited January 2012 Posts: 2,629
    Prince Furball has come to the realization that if he's going to compete in the clean and swat event at the upcoming Feline Olympics in KATmandu, he's going to have to start injecting himself with catnip.
  • BritishChap007BritishChap007
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    Determined to finally take the attention off of Daniel Craig's body, Blofeld's cat hits the gym.
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
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    Rumours abound that after criticism for a lack of humour in his Bond films Daniel Craig took to studying Roger Moore's classic alligator suit in Octopussy and decided he wanted an animal based disguise for Skyfall.

    We catch him here in the gym preparing for the role.
  • Commander_SkyfallCommander_Skyfall
    edited January 2012 Posts: 371
    'Listen, I've just seen that picture of Craig by the pool, if I'm making a comeback in Skyfall, I AM GOING TO BE IN SHAPE!!'
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited January 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Blofeld's cat: "Awwwzz izz zer anzzy smallzzer weightzz?" I can'tzz feelz my stomach!"

    OR

    "After Garfield and Heathcliff cornered him in a dark alley two days earlier, little Tibbs decided it was time to stand up to the bullies."

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "Arthur Pawsalot was working hard on his beach body after being mesmerized by Daniel Craig's body in CR and QoS. In an attempt to impress a sexy Siamese he wanted to recreate the scene in CR where Dan exits out of the water. However, once the water touched him he howled and convulsed in the two feet of shallow water until the Siamese was just too embarrassed to be around him. As of today, the two are not in contact..."
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886
    You see this is how Bond likes his women, preferably 'dumb belles' and flat on their backs. :D

    or

    Never expect Craig to spot you when you train as he really doesn't give a damn. [-(
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    Blofelds body guards vacation ment more tuna for Tiddles....

    Or
    The Ukranien Olympic teams secret weapon.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    These are great!!! I am laughing so hard; thanks ... keep 'em coming!
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