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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • VirageVirage
    edited February 2012 Posts: 1,856
    Scrooges-Cat-4671.jpg

    Count catula returns!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    ... and here I immediately thought Mr. Meowser looks like Winston Churchill!

    "So I can't dance like Fred Astaire, just get me to the gaming tables!"
    (ok, not relevant to Churchill or Bond, but what the hey ...)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "Pictured above is Baron Archibald M. Kittypawkins, a rich industrialist who made big stakes in catnip and sardines when the industries hit their highs. He donned his famous top hat and a fastened stylish cape when he attended an annual Japanese fighting fish tournament just out by the Sussex Downs. Though he hardly ever gets out these days, Archibald always take pleasure in the honor of consuming the winning fighting fish at the conclusion of the event." ;)
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited February 2012 Posts: 886
    Scrooges-Cat-4671.jpg

    'If you're sad and don't know
    where to get mad why don't you go
    where spy cats sh*t...
    the doorway at the Ritz...

    Where pissed off cats who screech and
    scratch cars with claws, puke and spit
    go and sh*t...
    the pavement by the Ritz...

    Looking for a million-dollar who-oore...
    Tryin' hard to act like Roger Moo-oore (super duper!) /:)
    So they sh*t where super agents
    walk with guns or knife tipped pens
    in their mitts...
    on the carpet in the Ritz'.

    B-)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited February 2012 Posts: 28,694
    "Welcome to the annual competition Pets Who Look Like Presidents. This year's winner is Mittens, who is the spitting image of William Howard Taft. How utterly Puuurrrresidential."
  • VirageVirage
    edited February 2012 Posts: 1,856
    What I'm not coming back for Skyfall, BUT IM IN COSTUME!!!!

    Cat-chill can I save money on my car insurance?
    oh yesh
  • Commander_SkyfallCommander_Skyfall
    Posts: 371
    Baltimore_007 wrote:
    Scrooges-Cat-4671.jpg

    'This never happened to the other fella.....'
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "Why are they going to dye my mustache and neckbeard? I look nothing like Abe Lincoln".
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "Much like Oddjob, Charles Fancycat always took his hat off to a lady." ;)
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    I shouldn't laugh but that cat does look somewhat fed up, humans do the most nefarious things sometimes. No wonder it looks hacked off

    Still plenty of time for entries, another three days at least by my math. Already some serious contenders for victory, keep 'em coming in etc

  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Time for judging I think...been over a week. Cheers. ;)
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited February 2012 Posts: 886
    If @Baltimore_007 is unable to judge this, I will step in tomorrow so this capcon can keep moving on. ;)
    Cheers!
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Anymore entries, judging soon.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Decided to take myself out of the equation (to coin a phrase) in order to jump start this thread again. I do it as originator of this competition and in lieu of @Baltimore_007 (having contacted him several times and no reply - probably busy doing more constructive things than dealing with this. :-? )
    OK, so I hope everyone understands.
    Everyone else, well done =D><b><font color=orange size = 4 face="Arial Black">Joint 4th </font></b>and will receive one slightly store damaged Cadburys Creme Egg each.


    <b><font color=blue size = 4 face="Arial Black">3rd Place</font></b>
    <b><font size = 3 face="Arial">Kerim</b>
    "Do I really have to dress like this to watch May Day take on a horse at Ascot"?
    - I pity the poor sod riding MayDay....ooo..er... :-S


    <b><font color=green size = 4 face="Arial Black">2nd Place</font></b>
    <b><font size = 3 face="Arial">0BradyM0Bondfanatic7</b>
    "Much like Oddjob, Charles Fancycat always took his hat off to a lady."
    - Manners maketh the cat. B-)


    <b><font color=red size = 5 face="Arial Black">WINNER</font></b>
    <b><font size = 3 face="Arial">JWESTBROOK</b>
    "kill me"
    - Don't spycats carry a cyanide pill under their hats? Sorted.


    Congrats, over to you. \:D/

  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    This is extremely unexpected.

    I'll get a pic up shortly.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    JWESTBROOK wrote:
    This is extremely unexpected.

    I'll get a pic up shortly.

    Many thanks! :D
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    danslittlefinger wrote:
    JWESTBROOK wrote:
    This is extremely unexpected.

    I'll get a pic up shortly.

    Many thanks! :D

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  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Tiddles finally found Bond's long lost parents - he wasn't impressed. :(
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "Catlock came to find out right on the day of a family photo that his new country family hadn't heard of his famous freakout in YOLT. He wasn't pleased."

    OR

    "Arthur Kittypaws had never imagined that he would ever come across something as frightening as Charles Gray, but lo and behold, it was time to meet his new owners! They celebrated with a family photo. You can see Arthur's little face just light up!" ;)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Catlock: "Garfield never had to deal with this!"

    OR

    Catlock: "WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE YOU!"
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Blocat appears in the low budget 'From Depends With Love' with 'Klebb' and 'Grant' looking more dry than spy. ;)
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    Right can we take this again? THIS TIME SMILE!
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    Right now Dan has the lead. Step up your game! Don't let it go to him AGAIN!

    :P ;)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Hoping for a luxury home with his newly adopted family, Mr. Tiddles is rather disappointed to find himself on a decrepit, freezing highland farm - no goldfish pond in sight (sigh ...) - with May, Bond's now retired Scottish housekeeper. His first breakfast of something May called haggis proved to be a distasteful omen of things to come.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,247
    Blofeld's cat had had just quite enough. Losing Blofeld as a pawn in his masterplan to take over the world was bad enough, but these new recruits couldn't even get a valcano lair sorted!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "Through an impromptu family photograph with Blofeld's relatives, Mr. Muggins discovered the true meaning of SPECTRE: Special Portraits of Elderlies, Cats, Trustees, Retirees, and the Employed."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited February 2012 Posts: 2,629
    "I could have been hand fed goldfish. I could have had a volcano as a scratching post. Heck, I could have even watched my doppleganger bang his head into the window chasing birds. But no, Blofeld had to trade me to his younger brother for a stainless steel delicatessan."
  • X3MSonicXX3MSonicX https://www.behance.net/gallery/86760163/Fa-Posteres-de-007-No-Time-To-Die
    Posts: 2,635
    "STUART LITTLE, You'll pay me for this!!"
  • BritishChap007BritishChap007
    Posts: 555
    "Bond had grown quite attached to Blofeld and his cat in his old age, though he asked that Blofeld wear drag, something the latter agreed to almost as if he had done it before."
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Forgot all about this. Was unable to call winners as unable to join in discussions the last few days, apologies for any inconvenience with this here contest

    I can't find any taglines for the new picture, guess I should attempt something -

    'Say cheese', - 'Stuff that, how about sardines'

    Oh well 8-|
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