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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2012 Posts: 14,557
    As Dredd would say, "YOU HAVE BEEN JUDGED!" Great work to everyone! =D>

    4th PLACE Tie:

    @Baltimore_007:
    I'm waiting to watch Martina NavRATilova

    That was actually pretty clever!

    @danslittlefinger:
    Apparently MGW now pays a pussy to take care of his balls.

    Rubbing a ball on the carpet to cause static then watching a pussy stand on end
    = totally damn priceless.

    Those two are gems!

    @4EverBonded:
    What's new, pussycat? Well, it was not Slazenger, Mr. Bond, after all!

    Nice Tom Jones and Goldfinger reference!

    <font color=brown>3rd PLACE:</font>

    @Virage:
    The IOC where Finding it hard to get ball boys/girls in London.....

    <font color=grey>2nd PLACE:</font>

    @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7:
    "While Dr. No had the kindness to invite Bond to dinner, Blofeld's deadliest cat was about to serve to Bond in a completely new way."

    <font color=orange>1st PLACE:</font>

    @Kerim:
    Everyone on the Skyfall set had a good laugh when Ralph Fiennes told the classic "What do this kitten and Lance Armstrong have in common" joke.

    A bit below the belt ;) but quite funny!

    (*) Congratulations, @Kerim! (*)
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Thank you Q. Lance Armstrong's lack of testicular fortitude has paid off.

    After a lengthy search, I've found a pic that hasn't been used yet. I think this pic could have some interesting captions. With further ado, here is the cat of the week.

    white-cat-2-wallpapers.jpg

    Good luck and happy captionig.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "The cats of SPECTRE had quite the fun night after inducting their newest member into the organization, Catsandra. The initiation was a nasty one, involving the felines recovering fecal matter and spreading it about the paws of their sleeping new inductee. Rest assured, when everyone said "you've got something under your eyes" to her and gave her a mirror, Catsandra became quite the flaming pussy, and held a grudge to last a lifetime."
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Mr Tiddles was not pleased to know he had failed his 'Prince of Persian' audition

    'Do I look bothered'

    'I had high hopes when my girlfriend asked where she could wash her pussy'

    'Your pet photo is a cat-astrophe'

    'Own up, who put grease on my bifocals'

  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2012 Posts: 886
    ..and people think Craig looks knackered... :-O

    or

    Tiddles' recovery from Craig's birthday bash was taking a little longer than expected. :D
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2012 Posts: 14,557
    Blofeld Cat may have been his boss's favorite employee, but he was no brown-nose.
  • VirageVirage
    edited March 2012 Posts: 1,856
    Girl We Got Work To Do.....
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "Blofeld's cat had paws crossed, hoping reporters wouldn't make a big deal over his mug shot. He was in luck. All the publicity on him halted once there was news of a picture circulating that he'd never heard of before: a beaver shot." ;)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited March 2012 Posts: 28,694
    "It was just as Catlock feared. In his drunken haze he'd actually written a positive film review of DAD. There was no way of stopping it now. The story had already hit the papers. He'd have to leave his wife and children, enter witness protection, acquire a new identity, and repeat his sin in a confession all before he faced Blofeld for his ultimate punishment: a 24-hour marathon of DAD WITH NO POTTY BREAKS!!!"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited March 2012 Posts: 12,480
    Mr. Tiddles was unrepentent and thoroughly disgruntled when he was caught "rolling in the deep." His mug shot now has the honor of being next to Nick Nolte's classic photo ... on the California Highway Patrol's "wall of shame." Quite a few people have commented, "Gee, Nick Nolte's cat looks just like him."
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    'Geri Halliwell cat found at last'
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE SEEN TONIGHT!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited March 2012 Posts: 28,694
    "It's not what you think, I SWEAR!!!"
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    "It smells like shit in here.."

    Excuse the language, but I believe it adds to the value of the joke :)
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2012 Posts: 886
    Tiddles (for the second time) is getting bloody fed up of being the stand-in pussy for the dirty bathroom scenes...
    the wages are crap and finds something fishy about Babs wanting to watch.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "Shit happens. Shit also happens to be all over my face."
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2012 Posts: 886
    The ”James...move your ass” request apparently fell on deaf ears. :-S
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    A lot of crappy entries thus far. :\">

    Keep up the good work.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2012 Posts: 886
    Kerim wrote:
    A lot of crappy entries thus far. :\">

    Keep up the good work.

    I'm sure this capcon will be flushed with success. :-bd

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    danslittlefinger wrote:
    Kerim wrote:
    A lot of crappy entries thus far. :\">

    Keep up the good work.

    I'm sure this capcon will be flushed with success. :-bd

    I thought I smelled something... =))
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "In his utter haste to wipe, Blofeld wrongfully relied on his peripheral vision and grabbed what he thought was his white toilet paper. Catlock WASN'T pleased."

    OR

    "Beg your pardon, forgot to wipe." ;)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2012 Posts: 14,557
    white-cat-2-wallpapers.jpg

    Baby goat's mirror image revealed an evil cat.
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    "Shit happens. Shit also happens to be all over my face."

    Had me laughing SO long.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    JWESTBROOK wrote:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    "Shit happens. Shit also happens to be all over my face."

    Had me laughing SO long.

    I'm glad I could be of such kind service good sir.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Why didn't anyone tell me my mascara had run?!!!! >:)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited March 2012 Posts: 28,694
    "Oh bother, just look at my face! I fear I'm going to be the Irma Bunt of every joke this side of Charing Cross!!! ;)
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2012 Posts: 886
    white-cat-2-wallpapers.jpg
    "Weeping turds comes merely from a derangement of both tear ducts, my dear Kerim. Nothing sinister." ;)


  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Cat on a hot shit roof !

    :-S
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    BUMP!

    The smell is starting to wear off in here, so I'll give everyone 24 (or 48 hours) to submit their last minute entries.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited March 2012 Posts: 2,629
    Hmm, no more takers. All right, let's end this s**tslinging and announce the winners.

    But, before I do that, here's the obligatory Kerim entry.

    "Poor Tiddles' career has really gone downhill since his days in the Bond franchise. Tiddles newest role is the second cat in the upcoming film, The Feline Centipede.

    Now, on to the winners.

    The Bronze medal:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    "Shit happens. Shit also happens to be all over my face."

    Well played sir.

    The Silver medal:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:

    "Beg your pardon, forgot to wipe." ;)

    Bond references always get bonus points from me.

    And now, for the Gold Medal......

    4EverBonded wrote:
    Mr. Tiddles was unrepentent and thoroughly disgruntled when he was caught "rolling in the deep." His mug shot now has the honor of being next to Nick Nolte's classic photo ... on the California Highway Patrol's "wall of shame." Quite a few people have commented, "Gee, Nick Nolte's cat looks just like him."


    When I first saw this photo, I really associated it with a mug shot. Then I took a closer look and decided to post it anyway.

    Congratulations 4EverBonded. You have the honors.
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