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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Thanks, Kerim!
    So many of these entries made me laugh; I went with my first impression.
    It will be about 12 hrs before I can put effort into this, so please, everyone, give me one whole day to get a pic going ... thanks again!
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2012 Posts: 886
    On behalf of @4EverBonded I post his submission, so off we go!!!:

    angelt-cat-costume.jpg
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2012 Posts: 886
    Tiddles feels his part as a fallen pussy in Skyfall is a little demeaning,
    <font size="1">(but they did promise to photoshop out that b*stard string.)</font> O:-)
  • RC7RC7
    Posts: 10,512
    angelt-cat-costume.jpg

    'Yeah, thanks Ernst. You F*cking C*nt.

  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Yes, ladies and gentleman, proof there are pussies galore in Heaven. :D
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    a bit colorful that last entry :|


    I sometimes actually feel sorry for these poor animals they are subjected to these kind of things and we take pleasure in their misfortune-

    In any event, I can't really think of anything

    'er, when my wife called me and said she was at home with her pussy in the air it wasn't quite was I was hoping for'



    Well it worth a try
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2012 Posts: 886
    'Blofeld's Secret Annual Fashion Show" doesn't really take off, more oh err.. :-S than Miranda Kerr. :P
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    Posts: 13,355
    Just about ready to go on top of the Christmas tree.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited March 2012 Posts: 28,694
    "Well damn. Time flies, Bond flies, now Blofeld's cat flies. Why do it if everyone else is?"

    OR

    "Therez nozzing wrongz wizz exprezzing my feminine zide!"

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited March 2012 Posts: 28,694
    "Alright, I'll take the 'flying pussy jokes'. I'll take the sneering about my golden headdress. I'll even allow smart-aleck remarks about my so called 'cutie-tabootie gold wings', but if you turn me into a piñata I'll somehow find a way to free myself and I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS!!!"

    OR(in the same vein)

    "PUT THE STICK DOWN! No candy comes out, I ASSURE YOU!"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited March 2012 Posts: 2,629
    Musical group Heart has an inspiration to do the remake of their classic hit "Dog and Butterfly".
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,557
    When Blofeld Cat won the role as Bond in the GoldenEye musical, he didn't realize he wouldn't actually be bungee jumping off a 220 metre high dam.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Catlock: "Do you expect me to meow?!"
    Blofeld: "No Catlock, I expect you to hang!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "I'll admit, this is a little chaffing, but I look FABULOUS!"
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2012 Posts: 886
    The ”Live and Let Fly” porno seems to be for ”swingers” only. ;)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2012 Posts: 14,557
    After years of eating nothing but Siamese fighting fish day in, day out, Blofeld Cat was so overweight that he needed to be airlifted out of his master's lair.

    OR

    Blofeld's equally diabolical cat was sent back down to Earth after not being allowed into kitty heaven. :(
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "Having crap on my face was less embarassing".
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,557
    ^ Nice one, Kerim!
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    James Bond's fairy god mother had an alternative motive.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Oh I just got home and wanted to check - all I can say is thanks, guys; it's so nice to have some great laughs after a stressful day. These are so good! Keep 'em coming. ;)
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    danslittlefinger wrote:
    On behalf of @4EverBonded I post his submission, so off we go!!!:

    angelt-cat-costume.jpg

    The highly anticipated new website 'Pussy in Suspenders' turned out to be a bit of a let down for many

    or

    'That's the last time I ask the fools at Eon for a rise for playing Blofeld's cat'


    'You only Swing Twice' !
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    "Give Bond bull and he'll give you wings”
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "Blofeld's cat was always hanging on his every word."
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    'Eight out of Ten cats prefer winches'
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,557
    The shocking twist (and true meaning of 'Skyfall') was so not what audiences expected.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2012 Posts: 886
    When Tiddles was asked did he want an All Time High, he seriously expected a free spliff. :|

  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    SPECTRE Christmas Pantermine Cast of Characters....

    OR

    Help! The winch has been stuck since 1981!!!!!!!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,557
    Mr. Bond! Put me down! I'll buy you a delicatessen in stainless steel!
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
    Posts: 7,582
    When Blofeld's cat heard they were re-making the film virsion of Ian Fleming's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, he decided to audition.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2012 Posts: 886
    Blofeld put up a new Xmas party tradition for his henchmen...(no rifles allowed, only pistols)...

    Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.

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