BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    These last few are great!
    @Dragonpol, usually we do these for one week, but this summer sure has been slow. You may have 10 or more to choose from now, so my suggestion is to go ahead and judge it soon, in the next 12 hours, if you can. Thanks!! I do so enjoy these capcon threads.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    These last few are great!
    @Dragonpol, usually we do these for one week, but this summer sure has been slow. You may have 10 or more to choose from now, so my suggestion is to go ahead and judge it soon, in the next 12 hours, if you can. Thanks!! I do so enjoy these capcon threads.

    Yes, I'll leave it open until Monday night and then I will start the judging process. That should allow enough time for any late entries in this summer holiday period.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited July 2013 Posts: 18,338
    OK, so I'm donning my wig and regalia to judge this competition. There was an interesting photo here with many great captions. So, after many hours of careful deliberation here is my judgment:

    3rd Place @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 with:

    While offensively attacking a known SPECTRE base in the mountains of Nepal, secret agent James Bond 007 began a fast pursuit of Catlock, Blofeld's most skilled killer. When his poisoned tipped claws failed to breach Bond's protective armor, the cat scrammed, running wildly all around the now destitute headquarters, frantically searching for an escape route. Finding no way out, Catlock quickly made use of the base's milk fridge as his spot of seclusion, hoping to get Bond off his scent. Unfortunately for him, Bond could hear the cat hissing with distaste at the chilly environment he now found himself in, and with great caution 007 placed his hand firmly on the fridge handle. With his PPK at the ready in his left palm, Bond swung the door open with his right, and placed his sights on the sour puss now caught in his crosshairs.

    Catlock: "Very clever, Bond. It appears you've bested me in a gentleman's game of cat and mouse."

    Bond: "There is nothing gentlemanly about your profession, you feckless feline. Though, I can appreciate the irony of you finding refuge in this milk fridge like the coward you are."

    Catlock: "And WHY is that so ironic?!"

    Bond: "Because, you've expired."

    *Bond aims his PPK and double taps the kitten, its remaining lives spent with the fall of the bullet shells*


    [Bond theme plays]

    B-)

    2nd place - @QBranches with

    "Yeah, I guess I misheard you when you said there was plenty of mice in the freezer, 'coz I can't find any..."

    1st place - @saunders with

    "Sorry James, I've just finished off the last of the Dom Perignon ...er did you know there's a strange chap in a bowler hat creeping up behind you?"

    @saunders therefore wins this competition. Please take it away, @saunders and upload a new cat pic for a new competition. Take it away!

    The court is adjourned.
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    edited July 2013 Posts: 987
    Thank you @Dragonpol, most kind of you to pick my little effort.

    Got to hold my hands up here and admit that my computer skills border on the non existent, so I hope I can manage a post with any sort of picture attached it will be a small miracle, if I can't and someone more competent is willing to step in and help me out it would be very much appreciated.

    Anyway, fingers crossed, here goes:



    http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cat-halloween-costume.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.neatorama.com/2009/06/30/cats-in-costumes/&h=359&w=400&sz=24&tbnid=VeGuMSvFlEtFXM:&tbnh=82&tbnw=91&prev=/search?q=cats+in+costumes+pictures&tbm=isch&tbo=u&zoom=1&q=cats+in+costumes+pictures&usg=__ybmO4xkRO6OeYMkhu2NwSVdLgME=&docid=J7KTCchqF0NqkM&sa=X&ei=am_xUZ_vC-uA0AXM-4CoCw&ved=0CFIQ9QEwCw&dur=0
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    saunders wrote:
    Thank you @Dragonpol, most kind of you to pick my little effort.

    Got to hold my hands up here and admit that my computer skills border on the non existent, so I hope I can manage a post with any sort of picture attached it will be a small miracle, if I can't and someone more competent is willing to step in and help me out it would be very much appreciated.

    Anyway, fingers crossed, here goes:



    http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cat-halloween-costume.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.neatorama.com/2009/06/30/cats-in-costumes/&h=359&w=400&sz=24&tbnid=VeGuMSvFlEtFXM:&tbnh=82&tbnw=91&prev=/search?q=cats+in+costumes+pictures&tbm=isch&tbo=u&zoom=1&q=cats+in+costumes+pictures&usg=__ybmO4xkRO6OeYMkhu2NwSVdLgME=&docid=J7KTCchqF0NqkM&sa=X&ei=am_xUZ_vC-uA0AXM-4CoCw&ved=0CFIQ9QEwCw&dur=0

    You're welcome @saunders. And yes, that image works for me.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited July 2013 Posts: 18,338
    cat-halloween-costume.jpg

    Here is @saunders' image for those that prefer a picture to a link.
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
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    Thank you again @Dragonpol, it's helpful members like you that makes it a real pleasure being part of this community.
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    Blofeld's cat's mission: To kill Largo, then Blofeld.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    That's a great picture!
    Okay, here is my first entry:

    It took agent-in-training Tiddles two days and three MI6 helpers to get him into Q's new specially designed wet catsuit. By that time, Largo's boat was miles and miles away and 007 had sent word that he didn't needed any new cat pussyfooting around getting in his way. So Tiddles' first botched mission left him with only a very sore tail and a strange new taste for rubber.
    "You can take that off now, Tiddles. I'll help you," said Q.
    "Err ... let me just have one more lick. I'm kinda liking this now," purred Tiddles.
    Q grabs him. "And then it's straight to rehab for you, young fella!"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    saunders wrote:
    Thank you again @Dragonpol, it's helpful members like you that makes it a real pleasure being part of this community.

    Thank you for saying so, kind sir.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    After every attempt to kill the British spy failed, Stromberg's henchcat was sent to bed without supper. He was so famished from the lengthy underwater battle, that he tried desperately to get into his master's aquarium. By this point, even the company logo was looking delicious. Indeed, it was a pathetic sight.
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    Dragonpol wrote:
    cat-halloween-costume.jpg

    Here is @saunders' image for those that prefer a picture to a link.

    here it is ladies! The ORIGINAL all in one Catsuit! =))
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    edited July 2013 Posts: 987
    Great entries so far, to keep this topic from going stale I'll be judging after just one week, so get your entries in before Friday. It may not be the most inspirational image we've ever had but it would be nice to have a few more participants, regardless of the quality of humour, all entries are very welcome.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    When Tiddles auditioned to appear in the Bond film Thunderball, he had no idea that he would be required to dive in the water and perform various stunt scenarios for Terence Young. After his breathing apparatus was accidentally cut through during test shooting, this kitty went into a convulsive fit, causing the stunt team to rescue him before he drowned. Once Tiddles was saved from his brush with death and moved to the surface, he spent the next half an hour coming out of shock and spitting up his own fur.

    Terence Young's comical thoughts on the matter: "I thought this film was called Thunderball, not Furball!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Connery 'The Panther' Bond: "Well, she's down there, all right."

    Felix 'The Cat' Leiter: "You mean you found the Vulcan? Are the bombs on board?"

    Connery 'The Panther' Bond: "What? No, I meant lunch is down there."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    cat-halloween-costume.jpg

    Blofeld's cat thought there was something fishy about his new suit.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Blofeld's cat, Piddles, enjoyed the underwater spying very much - but especially the fresh sushi buffet for lunch afterwards. He said it was finger-licking good. ;)

    If only he could have managed the three hour mission without living up to his unfortunate nickname. Everyone quickly vacated the locker room when Piddles went to change out of his scuba gear. He didn't smell like a rat ... just something worse.
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    cat-halloween-costume.jpg

    It's been a long time since I made an entry so here it goes:

    Bond's goumet knowledge came from a wide range of sources, including a funny little cat he met in the Bahamas who always said to him:
    "Always remember this, if you want your fish to be good be sure you're the one to catch it and never have red wine with it. Oh! And a little bit of salt makes everything taste better, even neoprene!
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
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    Thanks for all the great participation chaps, voting tomorrow!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Mission? What mission? All that's on my mind is tasting the tuna I found underwater. There were drugs I was supposed to destroy? Really?"
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
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    Right judging time, thanks to everyone who participated, you all made me smile.

    3rd place @Sandy with

    Bond's goumet knowledge came from a wide range of sources, including a funny little cat he met in the Bahamas who always said to him:
    "Always remember this, if you want your fish to be good be sure you're the one to catch it and never have red wine with it. Oh! And a little bit of salt makes everything taste better, even neoprene!

    2nd place @QBranch with

    Connery 'The Panther' Bond: "Well, she's down there, all right."

    Felix 'The Cat' Leiter: "You mean you found the Vulcan? Are the bombs on board?"

    Connery 'The Panther' Bond: "What? No, I meant lunch is down there."

    And 1st place goes to @RogueAgent with

    here it is ladies! The ORIGINAL all in one Catsuit!

    Well done on a thoroughly deserving win @RogueAgent, I look forward to your new cat picture.

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    Lol! wow! Ok did not expect that. will hunt for a pic asap! How do I post a pic on here please?
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited August 2013 Posts: 28,694
    RogueAgent wrote:
    Lol! wow! Ok did not expect that. will hunt for a pic asap! How do I post a pic on here please?

    You copy and paste the link and then place it between the image code that you use by clicking on one of the buttons below the "Write Comment", "Preview", and "Save Draft" options. It is the box sixth to the right with a little picture on it. I hope I made it clear enough. :)
  • edited August 2013 Posts: 12,526
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    Have fun guys and gals! Will judge in the week!

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Uhhh...I can't see it, just one huge link.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Blofeld's cat, Missy Tiddles, was trying to stay undercover as Pola's pet cat, helping out by getting the hot tub temperature just right for her mistress, cleaning up at the sushi bar, etc.
    But when Bond came in to join Pola in the steaming hot tub, Missy couldn't help but notice that Bond was ... well, quite ready for action. Missy gave a startled "Meowwwww!" and started humming, "Nobody Does It Better" but Pola whispered, while pushing the cat towards the door, "Wrong song, wrong pussy ... time to scat, cat!"
  • edited August 2013 Posts: 6,396
    WIFE: "John, why does the cat look so startled?"

    HUSBAND: "Oh it'll be alright in five minutes once the shock wears off - It caught a glimpse of Pierce Brosnan para-sailing on a CGI tsunami"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "Catlock had his innocence quite harshly thrashed when while searching the internet for Cat Fancy's annual rankings of "2012's Best Pussies", he stumbled upon a pornographic site that hosted lists of a whole different sort."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Blofeld to his cat, upon walking out of the cinema last November-
    "What on earth is wrong, Tiddles?"

    Tiddles, face frozen: "EVE is Moneypenny???!!!"

    Blofeld sighs ... "You'll get over it. I got used to Sean not being Bond and myself being played by seven different actors ..."

    Tiddles, face still frozen: "But Eve ... Moneypenny ... noooooooo!"

    Blofeld, in a rare Roger Moore impersonation: "Come along. I'll buy you an ice cream."

    They saunter off together, yet another pair of cinema-goers profoundly affected by Skyfall.

  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    RogueAgent wrote:
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    Have fun guys and gals! Will judge in the week!

    Don't you EVER put my tail in that plug socket EVER again!!!
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