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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited August 2013 Posts: 12,480
    RogueAgent wrote:
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    "That's what Dan can do with his little finger?!"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS97tTbARdcmaXR3Z3EkTd3HgMY87VjAnKOILmpRtnf-98Hgi9C

    Blofeld's new secondary benefits for his staff didn't go well with his longest serving member.

  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited August 2013 Posts: 18,338
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS97tTbARdcmaXR3Z3EkTd3HgMY87VjAnKOILmpRtnf-98Hgi9C

    The effects of long-running crystal meth addiction on a eighteen year old girl (this is the after shot). Only mugs do drugs - there should be a Government Health Warning to the effect that they may make you resemble a moggie.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,664
    After gasworks employees witnessed a man in a wheelchair being dropped from a helicopter into one of the smokestacks, the brave chimney sweeper who volunteered to retrieve the body prepared himself for the worst of sights. To this day, he can vividly recall the first thing he saw upon switching on his torch.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    I have had quite a lot of laughs at these! Keep them coming! They are excellent! :-bd
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "When Tiddles was browsing MI6 community early before production of Skyfall began, he was visibly excited to hear rumors of Ralph Fiennes being cast as a modern Blofeld. He became ecstatic at the thought of auditioning to become the man's lap cat, but to his chagrin, it wasn't to be for either of them."
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    There was someone else with James Bond inside the G-force training centrifuge in Moonraker and here is the photographic proof!
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS97tTbARdcmaXR3Z3EkTd3HgMY87VjAnKOILmpRtnf-98Hgi9C
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    edited August 2013 Posts: 987
    Despite it being another long and dull SPECTRE conference, Tiddles interest momentarily perked up when Largo mentioned his swimming pool was full of big fish.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    When it comes to fear, Bond knows everything there is.

    But not like this. Not like Crazy Cat.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Will be judging on Friday peeps! Keep up the good work! :D
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS97tTbARdcmaXR3Z3EkTd3HgMY87VjAnKOILmpRtnf-98Hgi9C

    Tiger Tanaka's oubliette caught Blofeld's cat by surprise somewhat when he strayed onto his territory. This photo is testament to that indisputable fact.

  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited August 2013 Posts: 12,480
    And I boldly admit my ignorance: I had to look up "oubliette" in the dictionary.
    But glad to see you posting, dear Dragonpol. :)

    My last entry:

    Upon viewing Bond coming out of the swimming pool at the top of the Shanghai hotel, Missy Tiddles couldn't help singing, "Mama mia! Here I go again. My, my, how can I forget you?" ... ;)
    In spite of intense debriefing after the last mission, Missy always had a soft spot for blondes in Speedos.

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited August 2013 Posts: 28,694
    The following caption includes a spoiler for BBC Sherlock series 2:
    Tiddles [in the future]: "Wait....WHAAAAAAAA?! THAT is how Sherlock survived the fall?!?!?! MOFFATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!"
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    Posts: 4,012
    And now, in first hand, Mr. Tiddle's reaction to the news about the production of the un-official Bond film NSNA:

    What? Are you saying Connery decided to come back for a remake of Thunderball? And they are not calling me back to reprise my role as Blofeld's cat? Have they lost their minds?????
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Tiddles [speaking with an ecstatic tone and surprised disposition through a webcam to cats everywhere]: "Finally! Come one, come all, my fantastic feline friends, for on this day we have been taken notice of. At this moment we have shown the world just what we can do, and the power we can take ahold of as our popularity and renown carries us to the highest echelons of this simplistic universe currently run by the mindless human race. Our time is now for seizing what has always been ours for the taking, for it is us who are destined to rule the world! Henceforth, let us all band together and continue to make our names even more famous, using this greatest platform for gaining fame that the world has ever known: YouTube!!!"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    3rd place is:
    QBranch wrote:
    When it comes to fear, Bond knows everything there is.

    But not like this. Not like Crazy Cat.

    2nd place goes too:


    4EverBonded wrote:
    RogueAgent wrote:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS97tTbARdcmaXR3Z3EkTd3HgMY87VjAnKOILmpRtnf-98Hgi9C

    "That's what Dan can do with his little finger?!"

    1st place goes to:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    WIFE: "John, why does the cat look so startled?"

    HUSBAND: "Oh it'll be alright in five minutes once the shock wears off - It caught a glimpse of Pierce Brosnan para-sailing on a CGI tsunami"

    Congrats to "WillyGalore".
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Well, thank you but I can't take all the credit. If it weren't for the good people at EON and MGM for their invaluable contribution, that joke could never be made. (My caption that it is and not DAD) ;-)

  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Had me laughing for quite a while and still does! Look forward to your picture as and when you are ready? :-bd
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Ok. I'm playing it by ear and hope this hasn't been chosen already

    funny-looking-shaved-cat.jpg
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Good heavens! That just scared me silly, that pic.

    Okay, here's my first entry:

    Once again, Tiddles was the life of the party. This time at the wrap party for the Pink Panther Pajama Games, the newest Pink Panther film. Tiddles sat back in his pink pjs and reminisced about the last Bond film he was in. "And then I dove off the Eiffel Tower right behind May Day, yeah baby! Why they cut my part, I have no idea." He finished this tale by doing his famous air guitar version of the M. Norman Bond theme. Always a crowd pleaser.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Ok. I'm playing it by ear and hope this hasn't been chosen already

    funny-looking-shaved-cat.jpg

    Seriously Ernst? This Back, Sack, and Crack wax has seriously gone wrong! X_X
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    funny-looking-shaved-cat.jpg[/quote]

    We only wished that Tom's Playkitty centrefold had left more to the imagination!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited August 2013 Posts: 28,694
    "During some behind-the-scenes fun on the set of DAF, Tiddles bet Mr. Connery that he could beat him in a game of poker at LA's casino tables, after which the loser would have to shave off their chest hair. You can deduce the outcome of that deal..."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,338
    funny-looking-shaved-cat.jpg

    And all Tom had wanted was a short back and sides...

  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Tiddles had the worst case of cat scratch fever the veterinarian had ever seen.
    After two weeks of constant scratching, there just wasn't much fur left to fly from this kitty. Blofeld promptly banned him from field status for six months, telling him bluntly "Sean may have had a toupee, but don't even think about it. No fake fur at this agency!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,664
    Cat burglar had a close shave in the laser room, but he managed to escape with the family jewels.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited August 2013 Posts: 8,328
    funny-looking-shaved-cat.jpg
    Blofeld's cat's survival of the fall down the chimney was a close shave. What actually happened is still unknown though...
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    Posts: 4,012
    While rehearsing for the close shave scene in Skyfall, Naomi Harris used all possible chances to train her newly acquired skill. Unfortunately, that included her cat...
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Some brilliant captions so far. I shall judge on Friday morning so keep em coming :-)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Voting time. All of these genuinely made me laugh hard:

    3rd Place goes to:
    QBranch wrote:
    Cat burglar had a close shave in the laser room, but he managed to escape with the family jewels.

    Runner Up in second place is:
    RogueAgent wrote:
    Seriously Ernst? This Back, Sack, and Crack wax has seriously gone wrong! X_X

    And in 1st place is this:
    Dragonpol wrote:
    We only wished that Tom's Playkitty centrefold had left more to the imagination!

    Congrats to @Dragonpol
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