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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited August 2013 Posts: 18,270
    Wowsers! Thank you so much, @WillyGalore! A double whammy. I've now won both capcons in a row! Here is my catty picture for you all to attach a witty caption to:

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  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited August 2013 Posts: 6,396

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    When Q's latest gadget misfired, he was quick in re-attaching kitty's eyebrows before anyone could notice...
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Blofeld's cat had just one weak spot, and finally Bond found out: he was terrably afraid of leprechauns!

  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited August 2013 Posts: 12,480
    Try as he might, Tiddles could never do the "raised eyebrow" like Moore's Bond. Sigh ... it was always two in tandem for this secret 007 fan.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,569
    Tiddles was worried Santa might not bring him a present this time, as he'd been mischievous all year. Still, he kept an ear out, and sat there waiting with a plate of cookies and some milk. Well, just a plate of cookies.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    The look on Tiddles face says it all. He totally misunderstood the ending of TWINE.

    (He was so hoping Santa would make the trip to his house for all 12 days of Christmas.)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "All little Tiddles wanted for Christmas was the ability to make suggestive eyebrow raises à la Roger Moore so that he could charm the sexy siamese next door. Blofeld wanted to make the kitty's dream come true, so he waited until Tiddles was fast asleep on Christmas Eve night and then smeared coal dust on his face, ensuring his feline would revel in the wonder of Christmas the following morning."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Wowsers! Thank you so much, @WillyGalore! A double whammy. I've now won both capcons in a row! Here is my catty picture for you all to attach a witty caption to:

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    Poor old Tiddles thought she had been clever when she stole 007's lighter! But upon demonstration to her boss? She had an eye brow incident! @-)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2013 Posts: 14,569
    Blofeld's cat used to have fond memories of Christmas. Every year, Santa would bring him a mouse tied up in a neat little bow. But ever since the death of his master, he's had nothing but nightmares- for now it's not Santa who he sees drop down the chimney...
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited August 2013 Posts: 12,480
    Tiddles drew the line at Blofeld further embellishing his undercover Xmas costume: "The eyebrows went far enough - I refuse to have a Groucho mustache!"

    ***

    And can we get MORE ENTRIES for this round soon? Thanks to QBranch for bumping it. :)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    QBranch wrote:
    Blofeld's cat used to have fond memories of Christmas. Every year, Santa would bring him a mouse tied up in a neat little bow. But ever since the death of his master, he's had nothing but nightmares- for now it's not Santa who he sees drop down the chimney...

    Oh, that's clever. B-)
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,253
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    QBranch wrote:
    Blofeld's cat used to have fond memories of Christmas. Every year, Santa would bring him a mouse tied up in a neat little bow. But ever since the death of his master, he's had nothing but nightmares- for now it's not Santa who he sees drop down the chimney...

    Oh, that's clever. B-)

    Well, he was baldly going where no-one had gone before..




    *I'll get my coat*


    Anyway, caption.

    After seeing what Goldfinger wanted to do to Bond, Tiddles got slightly worried with that red dot in the room..
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited September 2013 Posts: 18,270
    OK, it's high time I judged this catty competition. The results are:

    3rd Place     - @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 with this: "All little Tiddles wanted for Christmas was the ability to make suggestive eyebrow raises à la Roger Moore so that he could charm the sexy siamese next door. Blofeld wanted to make the kitty's dream come true, so he waited until Tiddles was fast asleep on Christmas Eve night and then smeared coal dust on his face, ensuring his feline would revel in the wonder of Christmas the following morning."

    2nd Place: @QBranch with this as it's very clever indeed and slightly poignant:

    "Blofeld's cat used to have fond memories of Christmas. Every year, Santa would bring him a mouse tied up in a neat little bow. But ever since the death of his master, he's had nothing but nightmares- for now it's not Santa who he sees drop down the chimney..."

    1st Place: @WillyGalore with this great caption as it's so damn funny and fits the picture perfectly, which is the whole point of the thing:

    "When Q's latest gadget misfired, he was quick in re-attaching kitty's eyebrows before anyone could notice..."

    Congratulations to the winner @WillyGalore. I look forward to your next catty picture, my good sir!
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Why thank you kindly @Dragonpol. Next up then is this:

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    I shall judge the top three next sunday
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited September 2013 Posts: 18,270
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Why thank you kindly @Dragonpol. Next up then is this:

    funny-cat-pictures-part-2-06-13-2012-016.jpg

    I shall judge the top three next sunday

    When George the photographer had said "cheese" on the off-chance he hadn't expected this...
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "After revisiting the whole of Pierce Brosnan's Bond era on Blu-ray, Tiddles spent grueling hour after hour purrfecting his pain face, knowing deep down inside that he could never do it with the same finesse as the master himself."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Why thank you kindly @Dragonpol. Next up then is this:

    funny-cat-pictures-part-2-06-13-2012-016.jpg

    I shall judge the top three next sunday

    Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Ernst there is no way I am going to make it to the cat tray!!!!!!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    In case he was compromised in the field, Blofeld spent his afternoons twice a week teaching Tiddles what he called "The Mr. Jones Method".

    Blofeld: "Okay, now do you see this little hunk of cat food here? Well, that's not really cat food. It's a cyanide capsule cleverly disguised as my little kitty witty's favorite snacky snack! *cough* I mean, this is a very dangerous cyanide capsule that you must use at your own discretion, especially if you end up in the hands of that insufferable agent James Bond and the rest of the fools at MI6. He is enemy number one of SPECTRE, and must be terminated at all costs before he defuses yet another one of our plots. Now, let me see you practice your chomping. This capsule is a bit tough to crack, so you'll need to really put your teeth into it."

    [Tiddles practices chomping over and over again]

    "Yes, that's good..."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited September 2013 Posts: 12,480
    Slinking around on the set of QOS for a quiet reconnaissance mission, Tiddles couldn't help his first reaction to hearing that searing Bond theme song,"Another Way to Die."
    He at first thought his cousin, who had accompanied him on his first mission, was being strangled.

    After learning the truth, he gladly put cotton puffs in his ears, finished taking notes, then slunk back home to an extra helping of catnip to soothe his nerves. His cousin merely resigned from service and took the next plane to France.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,351
    This Kitty tried the Centrifuge trainer from Moonraker and it's face got stuck...Permanently.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited September 2013 Posts: 14,569
    Domino's Cat: "What sharp little teeth you've got."

    Bond's Cat: "Wait 'til you get to this nail I sat on."
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,253
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Why thank you kindly @Dragonpol. Next up then is this:

    funny-cat-pictures-part-2-06-13-2012-016.jpg

    I shall judge the top three next sunday

    Alexei never understood why he didn't get the role of Blofeld's cat. When Terence said he had to put his teeth into it, he did. Somehow it didn't come over frightening enough, or something...
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "While purrading about his master's mansion early in the morning, Tiddles wasn't paying proper attention as he made his way towards the patio doors to get some fresh air, finding out with a painful head-on collision that the said doors weren't as open as they had previously appeared."
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Why thank you kindly @Dragonpol. Next up then is this:

    funny-cat-pictures-part-2-06-13-2012-016.jpg

    I shall judge the top three next sunday

    oooooohhhhh!!!!! I hate turtleheads!!!!!! =))
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,253

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    After blofeld's demise, Tiddles's career took a nosedive, the role just stuck on him. Eventually, with some hairpaint and a silly face, he managed to get one more gig: feature in a toothpaste commercial.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Time for the results of these. Many thanks to all those who contributed. My top three are as follows:

    In 3rd place is: OBRADYMOBONDFANATIC7

    After revisiting the whole of Pierce Brosnan's Bond era on Blu-ray, Tiddles spent grueling hour after hour purrfecting his pain face, knowing deep down inside that he could never do it with the same finesse as the master himself.

    2nd Place goes to: MURDOCK

    This Kitty tried the Centrifuge trainer from Moonraker and it's face got stuck...Permanently.

    And the winner is: ROGUEAGENT

    Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! Ernst there is no way I am going to make it to the cat tray!!!!!!

    Congratulations to @RogueAgent. Your turn now.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    What?!!! Again?!!! :O Ok will sort a new pic soon! Thanks for the win!
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
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    Ok people! Here we go! Let the fun commence! Will judge on Sunday night! I look forward to having a few laughs! :))
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
    Posts: 987
    There was much amazement in the Drax pet department when Roger turned off the artificial gravity.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited September 2013 Posts: 14,569
    Two furry Bond fans re-enact the rooftop fight in TSWLM:

    "Where's Sphinx?"

    "Where's Sphinx?"

    "Pyramids!"
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