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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Blofeld: "I asked for Siamese Fighting Fish - not Fighting Cats!"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Tiddles' first major movie gig never got the attention it should've gotten: he really put is back into 'Karate Kitty'.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The decision taken by Andrew Lloyd Webber to replace human actors in his production of 'Cats' seemed like one he would soon regret...
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "A fight sequence for GoldenKitten Xenia vs Bond starring Purrce Brosnan and Feline Janssen"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Perhaps now was not the best time to re-enact the climax to Dirty Dancing.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Excellent start people! Keep them coming! :D
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Tiddles was more than happy to be starring in his first action film, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Kitten! After all the previous stunt work on Bond films, he figured this one would be easy. Alas, he kept missing his opponent entirely during his flying leap attacks, merely landing on the grass. His fierce battle roar was only a mere "Meowser!", so his voice had to be dubbed, too (by Asian master dubber, Neko-chan). But with clever editing he could still be the new action hero feline fans crave.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Kittyana Jones, in search of the Holy Grail of Milk, took the leap of faith only to be confronted by a Knight of the Furred Crusade.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Tiddles was not in a very playful mood in his quest to find the litter tray.

  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited September 2013 Posts: 18,270
    "Listen here, you young ruffian, no need to fly off the handle!"

    or

    "I'm stumped for a caption!"

    or

    [Film Tag-line] "You've seen the flying snake. You've seen the flying cars. Now meet the flying kitten!"
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    During his crazy life as a Bond film animal actor Mrs Tiddles (senior) left many descendents across the entire planet. Young movie star Mr Tiddles Jr, famous for performing all his stunts, couldn't wait to meet his long lost brother.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    KittyBond said to Draxy as he pushed him into the airlock chamber: "Take one giant leap for mankind!" and away he was sucked into outer space.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "Just as Sherlock Holmes must inevitably face Moriarty, so too must the fiendishly feline Mr. Fuzzlewufflekins and Professor Muggins."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    He looks at this stepping stone and wants it all,

    So he strikes like Furball!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    QBranch wrote:
    He looks at this stepping stone and wants it all,

    So he strikes like Furball!

    Okay, after I sang this to myself ala Tom Jones, I burst out laughing! I didn't catch it was the song at first. Good one, QBranch. ;)
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Apologies for being a day late with the results! Life took over as it does now and again! Many great posts so here are the results!

    3rd place:
    WillyGalore wrote:
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    Tiddles was not in a very playful mood in his quest to find the litter tray.

    2nd place:
    Murdock wrote:
    "A fight sequence for GoldenKitten Xenia vs Bond starring Purrce Brosnan and Feline Janssen"

    1st place!!!!

    <:-P
    QBranch wrote:
    He looks at this stepping stone and wants it all,

    So he strikes like Furball!

    Congratulations QBranch!!! Look forward to our next amusing picture!!!

    :-bd
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    That was a fun round, @RogueAgent! Thank you for the honour.

    I hope you all like the photo- I can already see some great captions here.
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    Now, ahem, fire away!
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Welcome to Scotland! said Kincade's cat.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Mouse: "YOU WON'T SHOOT ME! I KNOW YOU WON'T!"

    Cat: "Why don't you come on out and let me test that theory, you jumped up little sh*t!"
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    Let's see who runs faster this time >:)
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited September 2013 Posts: 18,270
    After several cat shootings by mice armed with Derringers in the neighbourhood Tiddles was taking no chances.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "I swear to you Mr Mouse, I have not broken the peace embargo"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    QBranch wrote:
    That was a fun round, @RogueAgent! Thank you for the honour.

    I hope you all like the photo- I can already see some great captions here.
    9780125215_5e898ed5ff_o.jpg

    Now, ahem, fire away!

    Just call me "Mr Kitt Kitt Bang Bang! ;))
  • saunderssaunders Living in a world of avarice and deceit
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    Inspired by watching James Bond in action, Stacey Sutton's cat decides to experiment with the rock salt.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    You've heard of a sledgehammer to crack a nut, now here's a shotgun to kill a mouse.
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    Inspector Dirty Purry is sick of those filthy rat robbers. When he caught one stealing from his own, personal milk saucer he couldn't take it anymore. He took his gun, went to the bastard's place and while outside purred, between clenched teeth "Go ahead, make my day".
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "I now have A View to a Kill"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "When it was announced that Quentin Tarantino had signed on to direct a live action adaption of the popular children's cartoon Tom and Jerry, nobody knew just what to expect."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Great work so far, folks. Judging this in a couple of days- any more captions?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited September 2013 Posts: 18,270
    It was only the start of the Grouse Shooting Season but Pussy had got her wires badly crossed...
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