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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "You wouldn't hit a cat with glasses and a bad wig on, would ya?"
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Ok thought kitty I might not be looking at my best but that face like a pig remark by tiger was just a little wide of the mark !
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "In a brilliant publicity move executed during his time as James Bond, Sean Connery had his makeup crew on the Pinewood stage wax his chest hair, donating the whole of it to "Wigs for Willy", a hair donation fund set up to help an unassuming little cat who was experiencing severe balding on the top of his head."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Charles Cat wanted to appeal to Tiffany Case and erroneously believed that Blofeld's method of dressing in drag was the best way to go. Well, if it worked for him, he thought.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited October 2013 Posts: 14,569
    "Sitting on the couch all day doing nothing can really mess up your hair- and I like my hair to look it's silkiest. So for manximum shine, I use Furball Essences."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    There was a surprise winner of this years 'Ronnie Corbett look-a-like' competition.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited October 2013 Posts: 40,968
    I'll be judging in roughly two hours time, so it's a heads-up for any last minute entries. Get them in while you can!

    EDIT: Well, no last minute takers, so I suppose I'll judge now. Thanks for a good round, everyone. It was my first time judging this and I really appreciate all the entries.

    In 3rd Place:
    Sandy wrote:
    Mr Tiddles transformation into Mr Osato wasn't exactly successful, as you can see.

    I can see the resemblance!

    In 2nd Place:
    4EverBonded wrote:
    "Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond!" Tiddles-san greeted the actor upon arrival on the set.
    Sean's enthusiasm waned after he learned he would have to wear this wig in the film.

    Hilarious! If only Sean was a big a fan of the wig as the cat was.

    And finally, this week's winner. The 1st Place prize goes to this very funny entry. Thank you, Dragonpol!
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Charles Cat wanted to appeal to Tiffany Case and erroneously believed that Blofeld's method of dressing in drag was the best way to go. Well, if it worked for him, he thought.

    I appreciate all of the entries everyone. @Dragonpol, the game is yours.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Thanks very much, @Creasy47! Here's my cat picture for the next round:

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  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Dragonpol wrote:
    Thanks very much, @Creasy47! Here's my cat picture for the next round:

    crazy-cats-11.jpg

    StormShadow really does have 9 lives!!!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    @Dragonpol, you're welcome! It was well deserved.

    "When they told me I was going to play the double of Uday Hussein, I didn't think they meant anything like this!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited November 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "Pussy Galore? In about 2 and a half minutes, there will be!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Tiddles [to Blofeld]: "Do it. I DARE YOU! If you insert that Die Another Day disc into the DVD player, I'll blow both of us sky high."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Tiddles' owner decided it was probably best that the cat didn't watch Homeland anymore...
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    After he had trouble getting to the bar at last year's Halloween party, Blofeld found a sure fire way of getting served without any fuss...
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    There was a 6th victim in Sherlock's The Great Game, unfortunately Sherlock wasn't fluent in Arabic meowing.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    After locating the HQ of DCINB.com, the community members of MI6 decided to send them a very special gift.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited November 2013 Posts: 12,480
    A while back in Vegas ...
    Tiddles did his best, just like Blofeld told him, sneaking up on Bond as he was lounging with Tiffany. First Tiddles handed Bond a threatening letter from Blofeld to read. Bond said, before even opening the letter, glancing coolly at Tiddles: "Do you expect me to talk?"
    Tiddles gamely tried to be fierce and evil, like he was coached: "No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to DIE! Mmwahhhhahahaha!"

    And Bond did. He died laughing. He just saw that Tiddles was actually wearing red painted toilet paper rolls disguised to be sticks of dynamite.

    Tiddles just left the building. Really, can you blame him?
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    The New reboot of Bagpuss here in the UK has caused a real storm amongst parents!!! :)]
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    crazy-cats-11.jpg

    As tiddles saw Bond's succes in becoming a ninja, he thought of doing the same trick himself. So, on the internet, he googled what it was all about. Perhaps, though, the ninja-kit he ordered online had some, shall we say, untraditional extra's?

  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited November 2013 Posts: 6,396
    There was a stunned slience as @DarthDimi unveiled his brand new weapon to fight the latest troll attack...

    ;-)
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Good one @WillyGalore!

    Little Nellie's predecessor wasn't quite as succesfull..
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited November 2013 Posts: 6,396
    CommanderRoss wrote:
    Good one @WillyGalore!

    Little Nellie's predecessor wasn't quite as succesfull..

    Well, it seemed highly topical this morning :-)

    And I've just read yours :)) Brilliant
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited November 2013 Posts: 12,480
    Tiddles so wanted to be in the next Bond film. But alas when he was put into his costume, he learned the film was actually Taken 14 with Liam (who was. by now, in a wheelchair, but still lethal). Tiddles didn't think his role would end well. It didn't; but at least he went out with a bang.

    and ...

    Tiddles' new Super Acme Fur Ball Treatment seemed, after he followed the directions, just a tad drastic.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    There was a stunned slience as @DarthDimi unveiled his brand new weapon to fight the latest troll attack...

    ;-)

    Good one, @WillyGalore! ;-)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    crazy-cats-11.jpg

    The Taliban just aren't what they used to be.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    We know you will go to any extreme, DarthDimi, to do whatever it takes to rid our world of those disgusting trolls.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Tiddles and his henchmen were just too late. Dalton's Bond was already far in the distance. All Tiddles could say was, "Sorry. We ran into a little trouble at the airport."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Y'know, carrying this kind of load can really put your back out."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The identity of the mystery bidder who bought Sean Connery's 5 toilet rolls was finally revealed...
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    Mr Tiddles said he was going to make a smashing entrance in this year's Halloween party but no-one was expecting he meant it literally!
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