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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    4EverBonded wrote:
    Tiddles and his henchmen were just too late. Dalton's Bond was already far in the distance. All Tiddles could say was, "Sorry. We ran into a little trouble at the airport."

    "Can't imagine why..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Blofeld regretted buying a Persian.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "When the wife told me the cat was about to drop a bomb, I mistakenly rushed to get the litter tray"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited November 2013 Posts: 28,694
    The members of the infamous website DanielCraigIsNotBond.com had grown uncontrollably feral in their hatred of the James Bond actor as of late, and had sent a live video feed showing a poor white cat strapped with explosives to Barbara and Michael at EON. There was only one message scrolling across the bottom of the video:

    "IF DANIEL CRAIG ISN'T FIRED FROM THE ROLE OF AGENT JAMES BOND 007 BY THE END OF THE WEEK, THIS KITTY WILL BE BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS LIVE AND FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE. THINK ON YOUR SINS."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Tiddles liked to amuse himself by taunting the neighbour's dog, "Let's see you chase me now, bitch"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Little Nellie's predecessor wasn't quite as succesfull..
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Tiddles put the 'cat' in catastrophe.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    OK, I'll be judging this one after 8pm tonight, so get your last few catty captions in before then!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited November 2013 Posts: 18,270
    So, here we go again. Judging time. Thank you to all of the members for taking part. It was a pleasure to read all the entries and as always, they were of a very high calibre.

    3rd Place:

    @RogueAgent with:

    The New reboot of Bagpuss here in the UK has caused a real storm amongst parents!!!

    2nd Place:

    @4EverBonded

    Tiddles' new Super Acme Fur Ball Treatment seemed, after he followed the directions, just a tad drastic.

    1st Place - Very well done. I love your subtle approach to humour @WillyGalore; just my style:

    @WillyGalore is the only winner:

    The Taliban just aren't what they used to be.

    The identity of the mystery bidder who bought Sean Connery's 5 toilet rolls was finally revealed...

    "Pussy Galore? In about 2 and a half minutes, there will be!"

    The top bold one is my favourite but I give co-equal status to the other two as well.

    So Congratulations @WillyGalore, it's over to you.

  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited November 2013 Posts: 6,396
    Many thanks @Dragonpol.

    Here's the next pic.

    DELTED

    Good luck to all.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Oops, @WillyGalore. The cat picture isn't there, but an Oriental type is?!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    I don't see it either, just a hotlinking notice.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    I don't see it either, just a hotlinking notice.

    Me too. I've tried on both my laptop and PC, so something is up.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    I've amended the link. Hopefully it works now.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    I've amended the link. Hopefully it works now.

    Yes, it does.
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    I think we already had that one :( I'm not sure, though.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited November 2013 Posts: 6,396
    Ok. I'll change to this. Fingers crossed ;-)

    jpcatfunnypose2.jpg
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    The game of hide-and-go-seek didn't go well for Tiddles, who thought that closing your eyes made you invisible.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    how cute is this picture?! And, @Creasy47, why yes closing your eyes does make you invisible ... er, doesn't it? Hmmm. Nobody ever told me ...

    anyway!

    Here is mine:

    Tiddles tried hard to emulate his favorite Bond adventure with his pal, @Saunders (he even had a plane ticket to Greece!) - but when it came to practicing for that climb up St. Cyril's, he never got higher than the neighborhood tree stump.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Kitty had found the perfect antidote to her owner's insistence on watching his Die Another Day DVD every Saturday afternoon - a long and refreshing sleep on her favourite log!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Tiddles had a talent for imitating almost anything, but his absolute favourite was 'sleeping like a log.'
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Catlock found out the hard way that one can't simply make DAD disappear by closing your eyes.
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    Blunderpuss discovers the most simple and effective way of watching Diamonds are Forever
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited November 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "Kitty was pleasantly surprised by his morning enema"

    Naturally, I won't be judging this one ;-)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Tiddles claimed that the secret to having a tenth life is to touch wood for at least twenty hours every day.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    Ok. I'll change to this. Fingers crossed ;-)

    jpcatfunnypose2.jpg
    Even after Blofelds demise and the court convicting him to death by gillotine it seemed tiddles never got the gravity of the situation..
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited November 2013 Posts: 18,270
    Kitty was re-enacting the Aki death scene in You Only Live Twice but was blissfully unaware that due to lingering doubts about her acting ability the re-enactment of the scene would call for the thread containing real poison!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Tiddles found the vacation spot of his dreams - at the For Your Eyes Only nudist camp in Maine ... by the wooded lake, under the canopy of gently swaying trees, listening to the soundtrack from You Only Live Twice ... Tiddles treated himself to a special rub down. The catnip scented oil the masseuse used was purrrrrrrfectly relaxing.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    " I have a little itch. Down there. Do you mind?"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "Welcome to your new Cat-clock with bell pendulum!"
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