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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited November 2013 Posts: 14,662
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    After numerous attempts, Blofeld's cat finally emerged from the smokestack.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Good one! Which made me think of:

    Tiddles wanted to help Santa this year, but he kept getting stuck when practicing going down chimneys.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Catlock's attempts at disguising himself as a lawn decoration on the acreage of Blofeld's new headquarters proved unsuccessful. As Bond approached the property a heavy rain fell from the sky and the clouds darkened to a grayish tone, eliciting a shriek from the feline that compromised its position.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    Ok. I'll change to this. Fingers crossed ;-)

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    I knew i should have found a better place to take care of business!!!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited November 2013 Posts: 18,338
    Blofeld's cat was squeezing his way out of the chimney stack that James Bond had thrown his master Blofeld and him down. He was the sole survivor and the shock of the daylight hurt his eyes.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Judging time folks. Some great entries again this week. These are my top three:

    3RD PLACE GOES TO @4EverBonded:
    4EverBonded wrote:

    Tiddles wanted to help Santa this year, but he kept getting stuck when practicing going down chimneys.

    IN 2ND PLACE IS @QBranch:
    QBranch wrote:

    Tiddles claimed that the secret to having a tenth life is to touch wood for at least twenty hours every day.

    AND THE DESERVED WINNER THIS WEEK IS @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:

    Catlock found out the hard way that one can't simply make DAD disappear by closing your eyes.

    Any chance to put the boot into DAD always goes down well ;-)

    Congrats @0Brady. Over to you.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Wow, that's a shock. This week's picture was truly difficult to caption, but I guess that is part of the fun all in itself. Thank you very much for the honors, @Willy. Just give me a second to post the next photo...

    Alright, let's go with this one:

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    Judging in about a week's time, folks. :)
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Villain's cat school lesson one: how to cope with a double-taking pigeaon
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Looks like Blofeld's latest attempt to change his identity might be his last.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Middle cat: "In the Greek underworld they call him 'The Dove'. A very sick joke."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    There was something just not quite right about the new bird at Piz Gloria; the other girls couldn't resist making several catty remarks.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Blofeld's secret agent pussies were trying hard to learn their new disguise and did their best to imitate their instructor - but even with The Bangles playing in the background, none of them could manage to 'walk like a pigeon.'
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    John Glen's homage to Hitchcock had finally run it's course.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Pigeon, mutters without moving its lips: "I am a statue."

    Middle cat to the others ...
    "That's about as convincing at Sean turning Japanese."

    Cat on left: "Don't touch that! It's my lunch."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited November 2013 Posts: 6,396
    Coming soon to a theatre near you - "From Russia With Dove"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Watch the birdie, you bastards."
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    After the demise of Blofeld the entire Tiddles dynasty promised to dedicate their lives to the job of ending one and all double-taking pigeons.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    Cat 1 -: "Excuse me are you the dove from For Your Eyes Only?"
    Dove -: "No. Are you the cat from Diamonds Are Forever?"
    Cat 1-:"No, but these two were body doubles for that cat."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Middle cat: "He left you with Ferrara, I believe?"
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    Cats - "But Dove, we need you!"
    Dove - "So does John Glen."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited November 2013 Posts: 18,338
    Dove: "I left you cats to paint this wall four hours ago and that's all you've bloody painted?!" "And no, pee doesn't count as paint!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    These cats liked to combine their food with their literature. Naturally, they'd all been reading "The Wings Of The Dove"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Dove: "Did you see what happened when that guy tried to break into Bond's Lotus in For Your Eyes Only. Oh, you did. Jolly good. Well, the same thing will happen to you if you try to eat me!"
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    Mrs. Tiddles - "I think I'm recognizing this dove, don't you?"
    Kitty #1 - "Do you mean it might be the dreaded double-take pigeon?"
    Kitty #2 - "I think it's him."
    Mrs. Tiddles - "Let us take our revenge for all that bad animal acting that put your father out of work and caused him to become addicted to catnip."
    All cats, in unisone - "Attack!!! Kill!!!"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Right idea, but these are no pussies.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited November 2013 Posts: 14,662
    The feeling of watching eyes put Mr. Dove on edge, literally.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "When John Woo met Quentin Tarantino". The bloodbath that followed was inevitable.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited November 2013 Posts: 14,662
    James Bird enters the Kitten of Soul restaurant, and immediately feels unwelcome...

    James: "Good afternoon. Bird seed and water, please."

    Waiter: "I got a nice cage over here, just against the wall."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Middle cat: "This is what you calls a Mexican standoff, bird brain. You feeling lucky, punk?!"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Dove: "I'm gonna hump ya...like Deputy Dog was gonna hump ya!"
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