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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Any more entries for this, folks? Judging time is fast approaching.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Since I won't be very active on here in the near future, I thought I would judge this now, as no more entries have flushed in and the week is up.

    Taking the fifth spot is @Sandy, with:
    Sandy wrote:
    Mrs. Tiddles - "I think I'm recognizing this dove, don't you?"
    Kitty #1 - "Do you mean it might be the dreaded double-take pigeon?"
    Kitty #2 - "I think it's him."
    Mrs. Tiddles - "Let us take our revenge for all that bad animal acting that put your father out of work and caused him to become addicted to catnip."
    All cats, in unisone - "Attack!!! Kill!!!"

    Next up in fourth place is @WillyGalore with:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    "When John Woo met Quentin Tarantino". The bloodbath that followed was inevitable.

    In third place is our resident jester, @QBranch:
    QBranch wrote:
    James Bird enters the Kitten of Soul restaurant, and immediately feels unwelcome...

    James: "Good afternoon. Bird seed and water, please."

    Waiter: "I got a nice cage over here, just against the wall."

    Coming in second place is @Dragonpol with:
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Middle cat: "In the Greek underworld they call him 'The Dove'. A very sick joke."

    And finally, taking the first place spot is none other than @Benny with these two brilliant captions:
    Benny wrote:
    Cat 1 -: "Excuse me are you the dove from For Your Eyes Only?"
    Dove -: "No. Are you the cat from Diamonds Are Forever?"
    Cat 1-:"No, but these two were body doubles for that cat."
    Benny wrote:
    Cats - "But Dove, we need you!"
    Dove - "So does John Glen."

    With that picture I hoped to get some FYEO and John Woo related jokes, and suffice it to say you lot didn't disappoint. Thanks to all that participated and congratulations to @Benny for being this week's winner. I now pass the torch to you, my good sir.
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    =D> congratulations to @Benny with two killer entries and thank you for the fifth spot @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, it was indeed a nice photo.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,163
    Well a surprise to be sure. Thanks Brady. You're to kind.
    Alrighty time for another photo. How about this...

    black_cat_white_cat_by_bludlivijkot.jpg
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited November 2013 Posts: 12,480
    Yes, here are the two cool kitties who inspired Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder to duet, "Ebony and Ivory." Their real names are Stacey and Jinx, something they have tried hard to hide from the public since 1985 and 2002, respectively.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2013 Posts: 14,662
    The Chinese have a saying:

    "Before forming a yin yang symbol, you first need two cats." (%)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited November 2013 Posts: 6,396
    It's good luck to have a black cat walk across your path. However, it's not such good luck when said cat's tail then proceeds to strangle you...
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited November 2013 Posts: 18,338
    The feline version of The Man with the Golden Gun had some very literal ages-old good/evil motifs running through it as this snap of Bond and Scaramanga's first meeting shows.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Roger Deakins on set of Bond 24, muttering to his assistant: "Well, the girls are gorgeous as per any Bond film, but even I cannot make diamonds out of this trashy location. (Sigh ...) "

  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Blofeld's other cat was the real black sheep of the family...
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
    edited November 2013 Posts: 4,012
    I'm borrowing a certain song for this one:

    Colour-blind mice in a row
    Colour-blind mice there they go
    Marching down the street single file
    To a calypso beat all the while

    They're looking for the cats
    No matter what colour the cats
    They want to show the cats the attitude
    of Colour-blind mice

    Colour-blind mice here and there
    Colour-blind mice everywhere
    Searching all around for the cats
    All over Kingston town pitter pat

    They got the carving knife
    To cut the pussycat's life
    The puss will get the knife for triflin
    with Colour-blind mice

    So beware
    Colour-blind mice
    Watch your step
    Colour-blind mice

    Deadly mice
    Colour-blind mice
    Where they go?

    Colour-blind mice
    What they do?

    Colour-blind mice
    Oh, the mice

    Colour-blind mice
    Deadly mice
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,662
    One could try to guess what colour this feline couple's offspring will be, but the outcome is always a bit of a grey area.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    It was good to see that SPECTRE no longer advocates racial discrimination.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2013 Posts: 14,662
    Bond: "Yes, I thought I saw a furry spectre at your shoulder."

    Largo: "You wish to put the evil tail on me?"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited December 2013 Posts: 18,338
    The casting of the twins Mishka und Grishka in the feline version of Octopussy was proving to be rather problematic. For starters, the director had run out of black dye...
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Sandy wrote:
    I'm borrowing a certain song for this one:

    Colour-blind mice in a row
    Colour-blind mice there they go
    Marching down the street single file
    To a calypso beat all the while

    They're looking for the cats
    No matter what colour the cats
    They want to show the cats the attitude
    of Colour-blind mice

    Colour-blind mice here and there
    Colour-blind mice everywhere
    Searching all around for the cats
    All over Kingston town pitter pat

    They got the carving knife
    To cut the pussycat's life
    The puss will get the knife for triflin
    with Colour-blind mice

    So beware
    Colour-blind mice
    Watch your step
    Colour-blind mice

    Deadly mice
    Colour-blind mice
    Where they go?

    Colour-blind mice
    What they do?

    Colour-blind mice
    Oh, the mice

    Colour-blind mice
    Deadly mice

    I was wondering if that was from Dr. No, @Sandy. ;)
    Good one. And adding the "color-blind" bit; ha!
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,163
    Some fantastic entries coming through. I'll give it another 24 hours before judging this one.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,338
    This is a photoshopped picture of the before and after shots of Blofeld's cat before she went into the chimney stack and afterwards when she was covered in soot. Poor thing!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,662
    Silva (white feline): "Look around you, Bond. You're living in a ruin, as well. You just don't know it yet. The two survivors, this is what she made us."

    Bond (black feline): "Last cat standing."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,357
    Donald Pleasence threw a massive fit when told he was to be handling a Black cat exactly like Blofeld in John Carpenter's "Halloween"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    CommanderRoss wrote:
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    White-Cats-and-Dove.png

    Villain's cat school lesson one: how to cope with a double-taking pigeaon

    I think one of our Angels of Death is an imposter?!!! :-?
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    Benny wrote:
    Well a surprise to be sure. Thanks Brady. You're to kind.
    Alrighty time for another photo. How about this...

    black_cat_white_cat_by_bludlivijkot.jpg

    Meet James Bond's latest villainous foes!

    Mr Cat and Mr Nip!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    When a friend asked me if I wanted to see a photo of two pussies rubbing up against each other, this wasn't what I at first expected... #-o
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    When a friend asked me if I wanted to see a photo of two pussies rubbing up against each other, this wasn't what I at first expected... #-o

    We have a winner! :-bd
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    edited December 2013 Posts: 15,163
    Some stunning entries as per usual. But it is time to judge.

    3rd place:
    @Murdock
    Donald Pleasence threw a massive fit when told he was to be handling a Black cat exactly like Blofeld in John Carpenter's "Halloween"

    2nd place:
    @Dragonpol
    The casting of the twins Mishka und Grishka in the feline version of Octopussy was proving to be rather problematic. For starters, the director had run out of black dye...

    1st place:
    4EverBonded
    Yes, here are the two cool kitties who inspired Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder to duet, "Ebony and Ivory." Their real names are Stacey and Jinx, something they have tried hard to hide from the public since 1985 and 2002, respectively.

    Well done all, but congrats to @4EverBonded, for some reason it just tickled me.
    Over to you.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited December 2013 Posts: 12,480
    Wow! Thanks, @Benny! I appreciate it. Many fine entries, so I am surprised but happy. Give me a moment to find a pic ... :) Well I am having a tough time, but I need to get to work and I found this one! So let the captioning begin ...

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Cat: "The first one won't kill you; not the second, not even the third... not till you crawl over here and you LICK MY WHISKERS!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,009
    Kitty tries to recreate the dog scene from 'I Am Legend,' but it doesn't end on an as-emotional note.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Xenia Onapuss had Admiral Hound just where she wanted him. Still, at least he would go with a smile on his face.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,009
    "Back away from the catnip, or the puppy gets it."
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