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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2013 Posts: 28,694
    Awesome narrator voice:"It was a regular Romeo and Juliet-esque tale of star-crossed love. Two house pets, each separated by their respective species crossed the side of the street and met each other in the middle, sparking a story of puppy and kitty love that will stand the test of time."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2013 Posts: 14,662
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    Donald 'Red Dog' Grant nearly succeeded in stopping Bond and Catiana from getting away with the Lektor, but Bond eventually got the upper paw by using Grant's catgut garotte against him.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Home now. :) These are great! Wonderful start, folks; keep 'em coming.
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    Stop right there, don't you think you're getting anywhere near my whiskers!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Leave the dog. Take the cannoli."
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
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    Much to Blofeld's chagrin, his cat and dog had taken to playing Bloodstone and practicing all of Bond's moves, including his stealth takedowns.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    They shared a loving embrace moments before they were to be keel hauled by the evil Aris Katstatos.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    The dog recreates the classic scene from Licence to Kill: "Make a move and you're dead!"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    4EverBonded wrote:
    Wow! Thanks, @Benny! I appreciate it. Many fine entries, so I am surprised but happy. Give me a moment to find a pic ... :) Well I am having a tough time, but I need to get to work and I found this one! So let the captioning begin ...

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    After working for Spectre and Blofeld for sooooo long? It's great that I finally have a dogs body of my own!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Ironically, Tiddles felt secure with his dog fur blankey.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Cat Bond vs Sumo Dog! Will it involve the cat grabbing the dog's butt? Let's hope not. :))
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Geez, these are so good! It is nice to come home and be able to laugh like this. keep up the good work, all!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    SPECTRE inventor speaking to agent Tiddles the cat: "Newest thing from O Branch (the SPECTRE equivalent of Q Branch). That may look like a normal puppy to you, but it's actually a carefully assembled shotgun that we're thinking about calling "Man's Best Friend," an undomesticated, fully operational weapon with a bark just as good as its bite. What? Oh, don't you dare give me that look. It's only a bloody working title for crying out loud, you needn't get your whiskers in a tangle over it. Now, here comes the important part, so listen up, or what remains of your nine lives will fast be dispatched. You see, the big problem with this weapon is that we can't quite find where the trigger mechanism is, and we have no idea what end the bullets are going to come out, so...just be careful where you point it, alright? And may I stress once again that I expect everything returned to me in pristine condition once your mission has ended. That means no scattered dog parts laying around out in the field, am I understood? The last time we let you test run our equipment we sent you out with the remote controlled mini-jet disguised as an albatross, and section R in Russia were picking up bird feathers all bloody day and night after that little fiasco. That'll be all, and don't forget to scratch the post on your way out."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2013 Posts: 28,694
    After seeing Bond successfully say it to Quarrel in "Dr. No," Tiddles thought he'd ask Blofeld's new hound to fetch his master's shoes as part of his training. Unfortunately, all the dog did was look confusedly at the slip ons and proceeded to lick Tiddles in a fuzzy embrace.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Very good, folks! Just bumping this along ... ;)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Tiddles found it insulting to be licked by a dog, but he took it on the chin.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Blofeld's new "Free Hug Fridays" policy around SPECTRE headquarters was starting to wear thin as far as Tiddles was concerned.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Connery's cat-like movements had women everywhere following him around like a lost puppy.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Yay! Happy to see more comments coming in. :)
    I'll be judging it this weekend.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Meow! And woof!
    Ok, folks judging in about 2 hours, maybe a little less. Get your last minute puppy/cat jokes in. Thanks! :-B
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited December 2013 Posts: 12,480
    "And they called it Puppy Loooooovvvveeee ..."
    Yes, well that was never one of my favorite songs, but I sure thought of that when I saw this picture.

    But now it is time to judge - and there were some great ones that really made me laugh out loud; thanks everybody. It was not easy to pick a clear winner. But here we go:

    3rd place - @QBranch with: Ironically, Tiddles felt secure with his dog fur blankey.

    2nd place - @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 with: Cat: "The first one won't kill you; not the second, not even the third... not till you crawl over here and you LICK MY WHISKERS!"

    1st place - @Murdock with: Cat Bond vs Sumo Dog! Will it involve the cat grabbing the dog's butt? Let's hope not.
    That just cracked me up, Murdock. Over to you. :-bd
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Thank you @4EverBonded, I'm once again honored. :) Now here is my photo.
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  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Murdock wrote:
    Thank you @4EverBonded, I'm once again honored. :) Now here is my photo.
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    The names Humphrey Boagcat! Play it again sam!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Tiddles' cousin, Pawris, tried his best to pass the Blofeld spy bootcamp. He hissed. He skulked. He hid. But try as he might, he couldn't wear a trench coat and whisper out of the side of his mouth while pulling out his gun from his pocket. Every time he tried, the whole group would fall about laughing, including the instructor who would often yell, "Die another day, Pawris! Do it again, please!" He finally gave up and became a champion sardine eater from Sussex.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2013 Posts: 28,694
    It was the newest fashion around SPECTRE headquarters: "the trenchcat."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2013 Posts: 14,662
    MI6's non-feline agents forever wondered how Tiddles-Oh-Seven could stomach the idea of following a red herring.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The notorious 'Finsbury Park Flasher' had finally been caught.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    After binge watching both series of BBC's Sherlock over the weekend, Tiddles had taken to turning up his coat collars in an effort to appear cool while making watercooler talk around the SPECTRE offices.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2013 Posts: 14,662
    Tiddles gained a comfortable amount of fame from his film From Russian Blue with Love. But after the furnomenal Goldpaw and Thunderfurball, Tiddles had to wear a disguise as he couldn't walk down the alley without being noticed.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Cat Bond's reaction when Judi Dench told him he wasn't staying at her place. :))
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