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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
    Posts: 3,236
    Tiddles was sincerely unimpressed with Blofeld's most recent plan for world domination. How on Earth could dressing him up as Humphrey Bogart convince the world that Blofeld had worked a miracle of science and instantly win him a Nobel Prize?
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2013 Posts: 28,694
    Tiddles's chagrin at the disappearance of his catnip bowl mirrored Bond's mug when his DB5 was blown sky high.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,007
    Murdock wrote:
    Cat Bond's reaction when Judi Dench told him he wasn't staying at her place. :))

    Cat Bond's reaction when Judi Dench flicked on the lights at her place, leaving him with a stunned, drunken gaze.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited December 2013 Posts: 18,338
    "I mean for purrin' out loud just another stiff-ass Kit with purr secret codes and purr passwords!"

    or

    Kitty, taking the lead role in a feline version of Goldfinger had assumed that as James Bond was a spy he would resort to such sterotypical spy costumes as the trusty old brown raincoat (and hat, off-screen). How wrong he was...although he had got the suitably menacing facial look down to a T.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2013 Posts: 14,662
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    After the fight in Shanghai Tower, Bond Cat was less concerned with Catrice not landing on four feet, and more concerned with his gloves magically appearing on both paws.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,662
    Bond Cat's duty to his country ensured turncoats got a good licking.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Agent Tiddles whispered out of the side of his mouth before entering the cafe:
    "Psst. Try to remember not to eat with your mouth open this time, please, Mr. Silva. It is really not a pretty sight. If you remember, last time there was a stampede of diners near us trying to leave. "

    Silva: "How about if I just don't eat pasta with meat sauce this time?"
    Tiddles: "Er ... How about just a cup of coffee?"

    It was not the friendliest of secret mission meetings. But at least Tiddles kept his whiskers clean and gave Silva the instructions he needed. He then left quickly when Silva ordered strawberry cream pie to go with his coffee. After all, he didn't want to be part of the ensuing public messy spectacle that Silva always managed to have in a restaurant. He took one glance back, just as Silva was about to scoop a huge forkful of pie into his mouth.
    "Last cat standing ..." he muttered to himself as he exited, slipping quietly into a nearby alley.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited December 2013 Posts: 18,338
    Peter Falk's replacement as the new Lieutenant Columbo left much to be desired...and the revamped detective show had a cat's chance in hell of success.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,357
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Peter Falk's replacement as the new Lieutenant Columbo left much to be desired...and the revamped detective show had a cat's chance in hell of success.

    Catlumbo? :P
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,338
    Murdock wrote:
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Peter Falk's replacement as the new Lieutenant Columbo left much to be desired...and the revamped detective show had a cat's chance in hell of success.

    Catlumbo? :P

    Why not? It's been that sort of day! :D
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,357
    Keep them coming everyone, I'll be making my final vote this upcoming Friday.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Murdock wrote:
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Peter Falk's replacement as the new Lieutenant Columbo left much to be desired...and the revamped detective show had a cat's chance in hell of success.

    Catlumbo? :P

    Why not? It's been that sort of day! :D

    Just one more thing Draggers... ;-)
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,338
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Murdock wrote:
    Dragonpol wrote:
    Peter Falk's replacement as the new Lieutenant Columbo left much to be desired...and the revamped detective show had a cat's chance in hell of success.

    Catlumbo? :P

    Why not? It's been that sort of day! :D

    Just one more thing Draggers... ;-)

    You son of a gun, @WillyGalore! :D
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2013 Posts: 14,662
    Bond Cat went undercover to catch his latest nemesis, Lee Fur-Chu, aka 'Brokenclaw'.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,357
    Good round guys. :)

    In Third Place: @4EverBonded
    4EverBonded wrote:
    Agent Tiddles whispered out of the side of his mouth before entering the cafe:
    "Psst. Try to remember not to eat with your mouth open this time, please, Mr. Silva. It is really not a pretty sight. If you remember, last time there was a stampede of diners near us trying to leave. "

    Silva: "How about if I just don't eat pasta with meat sauce this time?"
    Tiddles: "Er ... How about just a cup of coffee?"

    It was not the friendliest of secret mission meetings. But at least Tiddles kept his whiskers clean and gave Silva the instructions he needed. He then left quickly when Silva ordered strawberry cream pie to go with his coffee. After all, he didn't want to be part of the ensuing public messy spectacle that Silva always managed to have in a restaurant. He took one glance back, just as Silva was about to scoop a huge forkful of pie into his mouth.
    "Last cat standing ..." he muttered to himself as he exited, slipping quietly into a nearby alley.

    In Second Place: @Creasy47
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Cat Bond's reaction when Judi Dench flicked on the lights at her place, leaving him with a stunned, drunken gaze.


    And the winner in First place! @QBranch
    QBranch wrote:
    After the fight in Shanghai Tower, Bond Cat was less concerned with Catrice not landing on four feet, and more concerned with his gloves magically appearing on both paws.

    What a fun little round. Over to you @QBranch. ;)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,662
    Thanks for the honour, @Murdock! I'll get a picture up soon.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,007
    Thank you for the nomination, @Murdock! Much appreciated, brother.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,357
    My pleasure. :) Thank you for the laughs.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,662
    Okay ladies and gents, I've decided to go with this here photo. Have fun!
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  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    When his search for a delicatessen in stainless steel proved futile, Tiddles settled for this faucet.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,007
    "Radio comm check, Alpha One, copy? Do you copy, ov--oh, heyyyy, guys, what's going on? Haha, nah, nah, I know it's a faucet. I'm crazy? You're crazy, and you're just jealous that you don't have a cool faucet-that-looks-like-a-headset."
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
    Posts: 16,357
    Now approaching Corneria City. Oops wrong reference! :p
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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 41,007
    "Put me in here to take a bath one more time...and I'll knock your head clean off."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Whilst he was most impressed with the new bathroom, Kitty got quite a shock when he turned on the bidet.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    QBranch wrote:
    Okay ladies and gents, I've decided to go with this here photo. Have fun!
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    Blofeld: Well Tiddles? Even for me Jaws is way over priced for his services, so I am opting for the next best thing!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,338
    "This is Ground Control to Major Tom Cat."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Seconds before he was fed to the kitchen grinder, he tried to promise his master Blofeld a delicatessen in stainless steel, but realized he alrady had one.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Oh, so you think you're going to give me a bath do you? See these claws here? Turn on that tap and you'll find out exactly what part of your anatomy I stick them into!"
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
    Posts: 3,144
    Tiddles was starting to worry about the latest addition to his basket a stainless restraint system and to cap it all someone had just cut out the wicker bottom !!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,662
    Loving these captions, guys. Keep up the good work.
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