BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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    Dragonpol wrote:
    Thank you so much, @WillyGalore. Much appreciated. Here's a new cat picture for the next round:

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    Batman tribute: Mishka and Grishka?!!! Ha! Wait until they get a load of us!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    This is not what I expected when @Dragonpol said we'd be treated to photos of some smoking pussy giving things a good old suck in the bathroom.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    QBranch wrote:
    This is not what I expected when @Dragonpol said we'd be treated to photos of some smoking pussy giving things a good old suck in the bathroom.

    Dammit @QBranch I am choking here! =))
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    Murdock wrote:
    QBranch wrote:
    This is not what I expected when @Dragonpol said we'd be treated to photos of some smoking pussy giving things a good old suck in the bathroom.

    Dammit @QBranch I am choking here! =))

    I think we have a winner already! Game over! :))
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Health warnings-wasted on those with nine lives.
  • edited January 2014 Posts: 6,396
    The actors were taking a well earned break whilst filming the fight scene for Catsino Royale.

    EDIT: Ignore this one. I've only just seen that @QBranch used a similar caption before.

    Damn you for coming up with that @QBranch ;-)
  • Dragonpol2Dragonpol2 The Crazy World of Daniel Dragonpol
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    Some great entries so far. Can we have a few more before judging at the end of the week?
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    "Fag?"

    "No, actually I'm Catrosexual."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited January 2014 Posts: 12,480
    Another secret chapter of Bond films- category: fights and theme songs!:

    Cat with cig: "No matter how much we bust up this place in our fight, using up another of our lives and getting paid only in Fancy Feast, no one will ever know it's us."

    2nd cat: "Well that's the way it is as Secret Action Stunt cats. So many films have photoshopped us - people have no idea. Hmmm. We need to finish writing our memoirs. How about calling our book, 'We Have Pussies Everywhere!'? After all, we've been Bond, Bond villains, Bane in Batman, Ethan Hunt, and Jason Bourne; to name just a few."

    Cat with cig: "Err, that may give the wrong impression. Ok, let's finish this scene. I think this new guy is gonna be around a while. Remember: job security is a good thing. The memoirs can come out when we retire."

    2nd Cat: "OK. And to think that they all needed us ... except Sean, of course. He moved like a panther all by himself."

    Cat with cig (as he throws the cig in the toilet): "Somehow I think people are gonna know this new guy's name, too." (...which was fortunately overheard by Chris Cornell, who was visiting the set, thereby giving the public a great new Bond theme song. )
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited January 2014 Posts: 14,569
    Cat 1: "Cleaning this human's litter box is becoming stressful."

    Cat 2: "Purrhaps you would prefur a cigarette to help relax you?"

    Cat 1: "No thanks. I used to be a heavy smoker, but quit because it made my whiskers orange- not to mention I was in paw health."

    (scraping the barrel now)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Blofeld's agents were always reluctant to light one up after hearing numerous tales around the water-cooler about the secret agent they called James Bond. The felines hid in the confines of their headquarter's bathroom whenever a smoke was calling their names, praying that Bond wouldn't pop out of nowhere like a monster under the bed, punch each of them square in the jaw and deliver the pun, "Filthy habit."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited January 2014 Posts: 28,694
    Two last attempts for me...


    Cat #2: "They say smoking is bad for your health. You should quit while you can."

    Cat #1: "We're cats, man, don't sweat it. We got nine lives, remember?"

    [Cat #1 takes a puff from the cigarette]

    Cat #2: "Eight lives..."

    [Cat #1 takes another puff]

    Cat #2: "Seven lives..."

    [Cat #1 takes yet another puff]

    Cat #2: "Six lives..."


    OR


    Included on the latest uncut edition of Casino Royale is a scene cut from the original print of the film when Bond and Fisher are brawling in the bathroom. Unbeknownst to audiences, 007 and his target weren't originally alone in the bathroom during that fight. As you can see in the screen-cap grabbed directly from the original uncut footage, two kittens look on, one puffing from a cigarette as Bond smashes his way through the bathroom, beats Fisher to a pulp and shoots him dead. What you didn't see until today, however, was what Bond did after that.

    Since being a secret agent entails that one must always retain ambiguity, invisibility and remain completely covert under cover, Bond grabbed up the two cats (who were in matching suits for some reason), and drowned them both in the sink to avoid leaving witnesses to expose his cover, their cries of terror overtaken by the rush of the water as they slowly met their maker. At the release party for the new uncut edition, Daniel Craig himself was grinning from ear to ear after finally witnessing the footage see the light of day. Our interviewer took a moment to speak with him that night:



    Q: Mr. Craig, thank you so much for taking a moment to speak with us. Give us a rundown of this uncut scene, how you got the idea for it and what it adds to the film now that it has been released unedited for all to see.

    A: "You know, Martin [Campbell] and I were always talking Bond on set, dissecting his character and trying to really get down to the bones of the man. Who was he, why was he what he was, what made him tick, you know? This scene was born out of those discussions, so when it came time to shoot the bathroom fight early on in the production, we searched for a way to convey Bond's brilliant sense of brutality in a way that the audience could easily pick up on. What better way, we thought, than to make him release himself on two innocent little animals for real, two kittens we got from a shelter the morning of shooting."

    Q: But the drowning of the cats was all just CGI, wasn't it?

    A: "Oh, no. We drowned those two cats pretty good. I mean sure, we could've added CGI kittens in post-production, but Martin and I felt that for Bond to truly be back in the cinemas again everything about this film had to be real, from the stunts to the things Bond did on impulse. If we didn't kill those cats onscreen and for real, we'd not only be lying to who Fleming's character was, but also to ourselves and the audience. The choice was simple, really."

    Q: But that's morally wrong, Dan. How could you agree to such a thing?

    A: "Oh, Christ. Now you f@#$ers are going to get on my case? I got bloody red paint spilled on me coming home from the pub last night by those PETA sons a bitches and now you're telling me I'm immoral? F*$& off, why don't you? You lot are just like the f@#$ing BBFC. 'Oh, Daniel, we can't condone your film showing the murder of two kittens. It's wrong Dan, just wrong.' 'You're supposed to set an example for people Dan, how do you think you'll look if this scene stays in the film?' You know what? You lot can all suck on my big c#@k because today, TODAY, the truth finally comes out. Today none of you f#$%ers can look me in the eye and tell me that this scene doesn't deserve to be in the film."

    Q: Um, I know that tensions are high right now, Dan, but do you have any final words before the interview is over?

    A: "Go f#@$ yourself, cat lover."
  • Dragonpol2Dragonpol2 The Crazy World of Daniel Dragonpol
    edited January 2014 Posts: 145
    OK, judging time - all of the entries were fantastic by the way, but I settled on these 3:

    In 3rd Place: @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 with:

    Blofeld's agents were always reluctant to light one up after hearing numerous tales around the water-cooler about the secret agent they called James Bond. The felines hid in the confines of their headquarter's bathroom whenever a smoke was calling their names, praying that Bond wouldn't pop out of nowhere like a monster under the bed, punch each of them square in the jaw and deliver the pun, "Filthy habit."

    In 2nd Place: @WillyGalore with:

    "It won't be the nicotine that kills you Mr Bond......it'll be the smell emanating from this toilet."

    In 1st Place: @Thunderfinger with:

    Health warnings-wasted on those with nine lives.

    Congratulations to our winner: @Thunderfinger. Your turn for a new cat picture next.
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    Thanks for the mention Draggers.
  • Dragonpol2Dragonpol2 The Crazy World of Daniel Dragonpol
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    Thanks for the mention Draggers.

    My pleasure. It was a tough decision, but I thought @Thunderfinger's was the shortest and sweetest.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    That was fun. I appreciate the honor. There were many good ones indeed.
    I have a problem with uploading pictures, so could you find one for me. Any feline oriented pic will do and you can of course participate. I will try to figure out my problem, but in the meantime, thanks beforehand. If anyone else wants to post a pic before @Dragonpol reads this, be my guest.
    I will judge towards the end of next week. Looking forward to picture and jokes. :)
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    How about this one @Thunderfinger?

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    :-)) Perfect, now give us a caption as well. Thank you, and good luck. You already have a bonus point.
  • Posts: 6,396
    It was the last time Timothy Dalton allowed his cat to watch The Rocketeer...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Great start! I expect a couple TB jokes as well. Will try to judge next Friday, I guess.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Blofeld had been feeding Tiddles the leftover curry again .
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    The new Chicken Madras flavour Whiskas had some unfortunate side effects.
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    How about this one @Thunderfinger?

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    The recommended 007 eggs benedict went seriously wrong for this diner, as it gave him a well concealed Thunderball jetpack discharge from a very unpleasant place!
    :-&
  • edited January 2014 Posts: 6,396
    "My pussy is giving off a really bad odour"

    That joke comes circa 1972 ;-)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Intercepting Blofeld's 'Bird One' spacecraft with a missile disguised as a cat seemed very fitting, despite the plan being a catastrophic failure.
  • edited January 2014 Posts: 6,396
    The East Side Cat Burglar had found a novel way of reaching the penthouse suite of an exclusive apartment block.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    "My pussy is giving off a really bad odour"

    That joke comes circa 1972 ;-)

    Thank you Mrs Slocombe Are you free!!.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    The classic Cats vs. Dogs battle for animal supremacy was all about one-upsmanship.

    Whiskah the gangster cat: "This fight's all about one-upping the pooches, you see? If one of those tail-waggers pulls a Glock on ya, you get a uzi. If ones of 'em buys kevlar, you hit 'em with armor piercing rounds. And most importantly, if they send hovercrafts at ya, you get a jetpack!"
  • edited January 2014 Posts: 6,396
    When it came to auditioning for the big screen version of the classic 80's cartoon, not everyone seemed to understand what a "Thundercat" was.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Blofeld took a note from Doctor Evil and made a ridiculous getaway vehicle shaped like a cat. Bird-1 step aside Cat-2 is the new vehicle of choice.
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