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Batman tribute: Mishka and Grishka?!!! Ha! Wait until they get a load of us!
Dammit @QBranch I am choking here! =))
I think we have a winner already! Game over! :))
EDIT: Ignore this one. I've only just seen that @QBranch used a similar caption before.
Damn you for coming up with that @QBranch ;-)
"No, actually I'm Catrosexual."
Cat with cig: "No matter how much we bust up this place in our fight, using up another of our lives and getting paid only in Fancy Feast, no one will ever know it's us."
2nd cat: "Well that's the way it is as Secret Action Stunt cats. So many films have photoshopped us - people have no idea. Hmmm. We need to finish writing our memoirs. How about calling our book, 'We Have Pussies Everywhere!'? After all, we've been Bond, Bond villains, Bane in Batman, Ethan Hunt, and Jason Bourne; to name just a few."
Cat with cig: "Err, that may give the wrong impression. Ok, let's finish this scene. I think this new guy is gonna be around a while. Remember: job security is a good thing. The memoirs can come out when we retire."
2nd Cat: "OK. And to think that they all needed us ... except Sean, of course. He moved like a panther all by himself."
Cat with cig (as he throws the cig in the toilet): "Somehow I think people are gonna know this new guy's name, too." (...which was fortunately overheard by Chris Cornell, who was visiting the set, thereby giving the public a great new Bond theme song. )
Cat 2: "Purrhaps you would prefur a cigarette to help relax you?"
Cat 1: "No thanks. I used to be a heavy smoker, but quit because it made my whiskers orange- not to mention I was in paw health."
(scraping the barrel now)
Cat #2: "They say smoking is bad for your health. You should quit while you can."
Cat #1: "We're cats, man, don't sweat it. We got nine lives, remember?"
[Cat #1 takes a puff from the cigarette]
Cat #2: "Eight lives..."
[Cat #1 takes another puff]
Cat #2: "Seven lives..."
[Cat #1 takes yet another puff]
Cat #2: "Six lives..."
OR
Included on the latest uncut edition of Casino Royale is a scene cut from the original print of the film when Bond and Fisher are brawling in the bathroom. Unbeknownst to audiences, 007 and his target weren't originally alone in the bathroom during that fight. As you can see in the screen-cap grabbed directly from the original uncut footage, two kittens look on, one puffing from a cigarette as Bond smashes his way through the bathroom, beats Fisher to a pulp and shoots him dead. What you didn't see until today, however, was what Bond did after that.
Since being a secret agent entails that one must always retain ambiguity, invisibility and remain completely covert under cover, Bond grabbed up the two cats (who were in matching suits for some reason), and drowned them both in the sink to avoid leaving witnesses to expose his cover, their cries of terror overtaken by the rush of the water as they slowly met their maker. At the release party for the new uncut edition, Daniel Craig himself was grinning from ear to ear after finally witnessing the footage see the light of day. Our interviewer took a moment to speak with him that night:
Q: Mr. Craig, thank you so much for taking a moment to speak with us. Give us a rundown of this uncut scene, how you got the idea for it and what it adds to the film now that it has been released unedited for all to see.
A: "You know, Martin [Campbell] and I were always talking Bond on set, dissecting his character and trying to really get down to the bones of the man. Who was he, why was he what he was, what made him tick, you know? This scene was born out of those discussions, so when it came time to shoot the bathroom fight early on in the production, we searched for a way to convey Bond's brilliant sense of brutality in a way that the audience could easily pick up on. What better way, we thought, than to make him release himself on two innocent little animals for real, two kittens we got from a shelter the morning of shooting."
Q: But the drowning of the cats was all just CGI, wasn't it?
A: "Oh, no. We drowned those two cats pretty good. I mean sure, we could've added CGI kittens in post-production, but Martin and I felt that for Bond to truly be back in the cinemas again everything about this film had to be real, from the stunts to the things Bond did on impulse. If we didn't kill those cats onscreen and for real, we'd not only be lying to who Fleming's character was, but also to ourselves and the audience. The choice was simple, really."
Q: But that's morally wrong, Dan. How could you agree to such a thing?
A: "Oh, Christ. Now you f@#$ers are going to get on my case? I got bloody red paint spilled on me coming home from the pub last night by those PETA sons a bitches and now you're telling me I'm immoral? F*$& off, why don't you? You lot are just like the f@#$ing BBFC. 'Oh, Daniel, we can't condone your film showing the murder of two kittens. It's wrong Dan, just wrong.' 'You're supposed to set an example for people Dan, how do you think you'll look if this scene stays in the film?' You know what? You lot can all suck on my big c#@k because today, TODAY, the truth finally comes out. Today none of you f#$%ers can look me in the eye and tell me that this scene doesn't deserve to be in the film."
Q: Um, I know that tensions are high right now, Dan, but do you have any final words before the interview is over?
A: "Go f#@$ yourself, cat lover."
In 3rd Place: @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 with:
Blofeld's agents were always reluctant to light one up after hearing numerous tales around the water-cooler about the secret agent they called James Bond. The felines hid in the confines of their headquarter's bathroom whenever a smoke was calling their names, praying that Bond wouldn't pop out of nowhere like a monster under the bed, punch each of them square in the jaw and deliver the pun, "Filthy habit."
In 2nd Place: @WillyGalore with:
"It won't be the nicotine that kills you Mr Bond......it'll be the smell emanating from this toilet."
In 1st Place: @Thunderfinger with:
Health warnings-wasted on those with nine lives.
Congratulations to our winner: @Thunderfinger. Your turn for a new cat picture next.
My pleasure. It was a tough decision, but I thought @Thunderfinger's was the shortest and sweetest.
I have a problem with uploading pictures, so could you find one for me. Any feline oriented pic will do and you can of course participate. I will try to figure out my problem, but in the meantime, thanks beforehand. If anyone else wants to post a pic before @Dragonpol reads this, be my guest.
I will judge towards the end of next week. Looking forward to picture and jokes. :)
The recommended 007 eggs benedict went seriously wrong for this diner, as it gave him a well concealed Thunderball jetpack discharge from a very unpleasant place!
:-&
That joke comes circa 1972 ;-)
Thank you Mrs Slocombe Are you free!!.
Whiskah the gangster cat: "This fight's all about one-upping the pooches, you see? If one of those tail-waggers pulls a Glock on ya, you get a uzi. If ones of 'em buys kevlar, you hit 'em with armor piercing rounds. And most importantly, if they send hovercrafts at ya, you get a jetpack!"