BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Irma moved in, and she brought her dog.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    First pictures leak online for Cats & Dogs 3: Puss in Boot Camp.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    We've got some strong early entries. Great work, all. :)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Frisky feline found the perfect dust jacket for hiding his pussy porno mag.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    My temptation for world domination.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Some soldiers went as far as using Agent Orange...wait, isn't that the guy from 'Reservoir Dogs'? No? Shit."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "This book is quite engaging, but it's no 'Birds of the West Indies'. That one left me hungry for more."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "I've been doing it wrong all these years. I'm supposed to pounce then swat".

    or

    "I just figured out how to conquer the Dog Islands".
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    These are brilliant, all. I feel most fortunate to be running the caption contest in the same week that MI6's King of Comedy, @Kerim, has returned.
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    An exclusive first production still from Christopher Nolan's reboot of the more gritty and realistic Tom & Jerry.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited February 2014 Posts: 14,569
    "Wait- dog fights are carried out in aeroplanes, now? Gee, I guess when it comes to canine evolution, sky's the limit. Time to up our game, fellow cats."
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    Ah, now I know what I've been doing wrong! Finally the secret to open the aquarium lid.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    "Okay, I gotta work on lesson #1: Introduce yourself to the enemy in a firm, clear cut manner. With style. Boldly. Calmly. Memorably.

    *cough! cough!*

    The name's TIDDLES. Fluffy Tiddles.
    (sigh...) Somehow, it never sounds as good as Bond."



  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    PMS: Pussy Military Strategy.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    "Hmmm. These catnip-laced handcuffs look kinda fun ... Maybe I can get dear Pussy G. back over here and practice this part!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Anya Amanxova's Siberian survival course would cement her as one tough Russian Blue.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Required reading for all members of CATTAC.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited March 2014 Posts: 14,569
    ...and it has been proven to be one of the most effective mechanisms during warfare... ...launching projectiles a great distance.

    "Well, I must say, I'm not the least bit amused they called it the 'catapult'."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    I've really enjoyed the contributions this round folks. I'll be judging this tomorrow night, so last call for entries!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Alright, I've decided to judge this thing as no new entries flooded in.

    In fifth place is @Thunderfinger with:
    Irma moved in, and she brought her dog.

    Making a return to our forum and this grand game at fourth place is @Kerim with:
    Kerim wrote:
    "I've been doing it wrong all these years. I'm supposed to pounce then swat".

    Entering fast into third is @Creasy47 with this hilarious caption:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    "Some soldiers went as far as using Agent Orange...wait, isn't that the guy from 'Reservoir Dogs'? No? Shit."

    Defending his position at second is none other than @WillyGalore with these fine entries:
    Ernst: "Do you have to read that book every time we play Battleship?"
    An exclusive first production still from Christopher Nolan's reboot of the more gritty and realistic Tom & Jerry.

    And now, the man of the hour is the incomparable @QBranch who once again stole the show with his special brand of comedy:
    QBranch wrote:
    Frisky feline found the perfect dust jacket for hiding his pussy porno mag.
    QBranch wrote:
    "Wait- dog fights are carried out in aeroplanes, now? Gee, I guess when it comes to canine evolution, sky's the limit. Time to up our game, fellow cats."
    QBranch wrote:
    "This book is quite engaging, but it's no 'Birds of the West Indies'. That one left me hungry for more."


    Well done to everyone; this last week saw many clever captions that had me barking out loud. Congratulations to the big placers and to @QBranch, who I now pass the torch to. =D>
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Aww shucks, 0Brady :\"> Thank you for this honour! I will try to get a picture up soon. Sit tight, kittens!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Sorry for the delay, friends. Did a bit of searching, but in the end went with this. Judging in one week. Now make me laugh!

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Blofeld was tired of the cat sticking his head in the piranha pool.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The lesser known Dr No s cat.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited March 2014 Posts: 18,270
    It was the last day of filming on Dr. No and the director was wondering if Tom would respond like a scalded cat when he saw the death scene for his eponymous character.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited March 2014 Posts: 2,629
    I am Tiddles from Obercon 9. I am here to take over Drax's Space Station. Any attempt to stop me will result in you being pulverized by my laser whiskers.

    Could you hand me that Coke bottle please.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Great captions so far, gents. Keep up the good work.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    For years during his primary school learning, Catlock had to deal with constant taunting from his classmates who often insisted on calling him a "basket case." Fast forward a few years and the feline had finally lived up to his nickname.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Bond: "No, Tiddles. Even with your homemade underwater helmet, it won't work. For the last time - you are NOT going skinny dipping with Melina and me."
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    QBranch wrote:
    Sorry for the delay, friends. Did a bit of searching, but in the end went with this. Judging in one week. Now make me laugh!

    Off_To_Space.jpg

    Cator No decides to take on his belated father's legacy of sabotaging the US Space program! >-)
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