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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
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    Goldfish: (addressing the cats) Your mission is to attach yourselves to the two humons who call themselves Blofeld, and to confuse Bond when he enters the Willard Whyte penthouse suite. If Bond survives, you will both DIE.

    2nd Goldfish: And when your mission is complete, you will return and drop some fishy feed into our tank..but not too much because overfeeding can be fatal. NOW GO!
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
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    *bump*
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    I'll be judging on Thursday so the good news is so far everyone is either first, second or third. ;-)
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited July 2011 Posts: 13,356
    First of all, a BIG thank you to all the entries but the results are in and our winners are:

    3rd Place

    danslittlefinger - Chula and Saida pick up some tips from the Siamese fighting fish...
    and also wonder how they would taste with fries and tabasco. ;-)

    2nd Place

    Kerim - Mr Kitty: "Ms Galore, why aren't these fish fighting."
    Ms Galore: "Looks like Ernst got goldfish instead of the Siamese fighting fish, Mr Kitty."
    Mr Kitty: "Oh dear, Ms Galore. You know what the price of failure is don't you?"
    Ms Galore: "I do indeed Mr Kitty. A declawing and a neutering."
    Mr Kitty: "Want to enjoy it while we still can, Ms Galore?"
    Ms Galore: "Yes Mr Kitty, let's make our own army litter."

    1st Place

    NicNac - Goldfish: (addressing the cats) Your mission is to attach yourselves to the two humons who call themselves Blofeld, and to confuse Bond when he enters the Willard Whyte penthouse suite. If Bond survives, you will both DIE.

    2nd Goldfish: And when your mission is complete, you will return and drop some fishy feed into our tank..but not too much because overfeeding can be fatal. NOW GO!

    Take it away, NicNac!

    Side-note: By the way, I hated doing the "1st, 2nd, 3rd" there as it appears I've put danslittlefinger last when I fact I loved them all it's just we only had three entries!
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
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    Well thank you Samuel. I had to go over the last 6 pages to check I don't duplicate any photos. Try this one.

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  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    Blofeld's cat gets ready for his Bondathon.
  • LudsLuds MIA
    edited July 2011 Posts: 1,986
    Blofeld's cat unimpressed with the Pussycat Doll's rendition of the Bond 23 theme.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited July 2011 Posts: 886
    'Japanese fighting fish porn never looked so good :-? ' Tiddles muses, 'and where IS that damn pizza delivery?' :-W
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "I suppose I could skip the litter box this one time".
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
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    *bump*
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
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    Indeed, bumpety bump.
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
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    Well I'm judging now because we haven't had an entry for 6 days and the entries we have are all very good.

    However, despite Sam making me laugh at the very idea of a cat doing a Bondathon, the topical reference to Bond 23 and the very idea of the Pussycat Dolls doing the theme, this one goes to..

    LUDS
  • LudsLuds MIA
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    All righty, here's one

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    Link: http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/0f/e4/kitten,cute,cat,animal,fotografía,photography-0fe41531874857b1449b41d35f7a8b80_h.jpg
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
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    "It's like this Ernst. All I did was take a cat nap and those mangey moggies down the alley thought 'Oh wouldn't it be a hoot if we dipped him in ink while he sleeps' I'm telling ya Ernst if this doesn't come out I'm borrowing one of your lasers to zap the pants off each and every one of 'em"
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
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    image

    "Release the Kraken."
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    During his audition to be Blowers new cat following the unfortunate incident in the volcano invloving liquid hot magma of his last moggy, Clive.T.Cat showed off his 'looking evil' move.
  • LudsLuds MIA
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    Good stuff chaps, keep 'em coming!
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    My staredown with this cat is still ongoing...
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited July 2011 Posts: 886
    "Daniel Craig's my Bond b*tch now." [-( >:p

    or

    "...and furthermore, I want FULL cream milk not the UHT rubbish...ok, that's all Miss Moneypenny for now, make sure that letter is sent today...and send in Bond on your way out. "
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/0f/e4/kitten,cute,cat,animal,fotografía,photography-0fe41531874857b1449b41d35f7a8b80_h.jpg

    "I am all that is cringeworthy waffle."

  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited July 2011 Posts: 2,629
    "I will not let you rub my tummy until you remove this Zorro mask off of me and you get that Catwoman DVD out of my litter box!"
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,169
    "Soooooo, this is where it ends Mister Bond. I'm one pussy you don't want to mess with."
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited July 2011 Posts: 886
    image

    MI9 Lives

    "We've got cats everywhere.."








  • SharkBaitSharkBait
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    "Ernst, pack your bags. You're FIRED!"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited August 2011 Posts: 8,331
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    After Blofeld's death, pussy had to audition once more. Here, he just heard he couldn't be batman, as they wanted a more humanoid approach.

  • LudsLuds MIA
    Posts: 1,986
    Any more entries? I'll call this in about 24h
  • LudsLuds MIA
    edited August 2011 Posts: 1,986
    Third Place:
    @Kerim
    "I will not let you rub my tummy until you remove this Zorro mask off of me and you get that Catwoman DVD out of my litter box!"
    Second Place:
    @benny
    During his audition to be Blowers new cat following the unfortunate incident in the volcano invloving liquid hot magma of his last moggy, Clive.T.Cat showed off his 'looking evil' move. "
    First Place:
    @danslittlefinger
    "...and furthermore, I want FULL cream milk not the UHT rubbish...ok, that's all Miss Moneypenny for now, make sure that letter is sent today...and send in Bond on your way out. "

    I hadn't thought of him as M before, but after reading this I picture Bernard Lee :-))
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    Wow, many thanks Luds. :O Was NOT expecting that. :-D

    Ok, here's the new one, one week as per, sarcasm and dry wit highly welcomed as per.
    Ayo Gorkhali!!! Let battle commence.... \:D/

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  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    Blofeld's cat goes through Dr. No's scans at Crab Key.
  • SharkBaitSharkBait
    Posts: 2,107
    "Buahahahaa, I shall clone myself with this machine and then the world will feel my wrath!"
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