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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Oh well. If anyone knows, tell me. Thanks for the help again and great captions so far, everyone. This will be impossible to judge, I can already tell.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited March 2014 Posts: 28,694
    aristocats+edgar.jpg

    In the animated film inspired by the game "Cluedo," it was revealed during the thrilling climax that the murder of Dr. Black was perpetrated by Farnsworth the butler in the horse stables with a sack of cats.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Mr. Jones did have a different setting in mind when he applied for the job of butler to pussy galore.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    First time ever I had a hearty laugh from every single entry. Good work!

    "Who let the dogs out?"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited March 2014 Posts: 2,629
    How the phrase "choking the kitten" was born.

    Wait, I have a better one.

    How Pussy Galore's Flying Circus kept Oddjob from throwing out the catnip.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Poor Tibbett was allergic to pussycats, and was in a poor condition. When a naked May Day entered the stable, he had a heart attack.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    As Bond often follows popular culture, and the producers were impressed by Kevin Costner's 'Dances with Wolves', they tried the first view shots of 'Bond; Dances with Cats'. However, the idea was swiftly canned after the first takes..
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    You are all so damn good at this. Maybe I will put all your names in a hat and just draw one. We shall see. Give us some more, people.

    Irma Bunt finally caught up with Edgar and her missing cats.
    "Fraulein! Fancy meeting you here!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    His wife walked out on him, and took everything with her.
    Everything except the cats.

    (Just bumping, not competing. Cannot give the victory to myself. Or can I? :-? )
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    In back, Quarrel tried to prove to Bond that the Jamaican bartender could wrestle alligators- but they could only find some cats for the demonstration. This improvisation didn't help convincing Bond, who joked "at least he can live up to his name, 'Puss Feller'".
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Not everyone could see the funny side of the children hiding sardines in the butler's pants...
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    After more than 50 years of searching, the three blind mice from the Dr. No opening song had found the whereabouts of that dastardly cat who swallowed the rat. The feline would get the knife for triflin' with them, if they could only determine which of the five cats was guilty of the crime...
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    After 6 days and 6 nights, the shock of seeing a naked Grace Jones had still left some poor souls traumatised...
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Judy Dench's butler's and pet cats reaction to seeing Judy walk around in an open robe.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Three more cats entered the cat sanctuary that day.
    <i>"Octopussy! Oooctopuussy</i>!!!

    Judging tomorrow if I can reach the bottom of the page. Get your last entries in or live to regret it. Wonderful job so far!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Judging time. Man, this was tricky. I had a laugh out of every entry this week, so 4th place gets shared by you all. And me. Well done to you all! And me.If I have to hand out medals:

    3rd place
    Kerim wrote:
    How Pussy Galore's Flying Circus kept Oddjob from throwing out the catnip.

    2nd place
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Not everyone could see the funny side of the children hiding sardines in the butler's pants...

    1st place
    CommanderRoss wrote:
    Mr. Jones did have a different setting in mind when he applied for the job of butler to pussy galore.

    Congratulations, @CommanderRoss. Now good luck with finding a picture as good as mine. ;)
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    edited March 2014 Posts: 8,315
    bligh me, didn't see that coming. Thanks @Thunderfinger! Ok, wait for it!


    Ok, here goes:

    bedfull_kittens.jpg

    judgement day in a week or so!
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    This Bond fan had a different thing in mind when he made it his life goal to sleep with Octopussy, but when he realized the real thing would be impossible he found a way not to be caught telling a lie.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    As Blofeld's top henchman, ShavedJob, slept his drug induced sleep, Bond pondered the man thoughtfully, a small thin smile on his lips and his steely blues eyes slightly narrowed. He stubbed out his cigarette as he was leaving the hotel room where the interrogation had taken place.

    Oh, he got the crucial insider info he needed - but Bond rather wishes he had a camera recording in the room as he was sure that the now snoring ShavedJob would be expecting something far different when he woke up. Watching the kittens frolic and lick and the sleeping hulk, Bond chuckled to himself.
    He had promised Blofeld's top aide plenty of "pussies galore" and "exotic nail and tongue massage, from experts" ... which was technically true. He couldn't wait to get back and tell Q about this one. The little blighter had refused to give him any gadgets this time in the field, saying only "You're spoiled, 007. Go and use something you find locally in a unique and effective way. I'm sure you can meet that challenge." Oh, yes, Bond did. But he still wants the fully loaded Aston back next time, along with the palmprint gun, no matter what Q says.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The dust bunnies eventually started evolving.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    The cats in the cradle had moved up in the world, overtaking the human's bed with relative ease.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited March 2014 Posts: 2,629
    Aw, that is cute.

    Q's lab testing the prototype for its new radioactive furballs.

    Or,

    The four kittens to the right, NO, NO, NO, DON'T ROLL OVER, DON't ROL...SPLAT!

    Surviving orange kitten, They had a lot of guts.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited March 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Blofeld's army of lethal killer beasts take pride in defeating their latest victim.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Well done, keep 'em coming!
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Confusion arose when they tried to 'get milk'.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    CommanderRoss wrote:
    bligh me, didn't see that coming. Thanks @Thunderfinger! Ok, wait for it!


    Ok, here goes:

    bedfull_kittens.jpg

    judgement day in a week or so!

    This was not the Pussy Galore that this drunk reveller had in mind!!!
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The autopsy photo was just too hideous to look at......Death by cuteness.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited March 2014 Posts: 45,489
    After a full day s work on the fishing boat, his wife would not sleep next to him. But some would.
  • barryt007barryt007
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    I should have listened to Captain Kirk about these damn tribbles !!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited March 2014 Posts: 28,694
    In this photo taken from My Week with Ernst (the award-winning photography publication that has gone global), Bert Stern captures an intimate portrait of the power-tripping man behind SPECTRE, illuminating his fancy for felines and the simplicity and calm of his morning wake-up routine.
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